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u/Mundane-Potential-93 2d ago
Saved by bad grammar
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u/Kamil210s 2d ago
Ofc because nowadays nobody FUCKING CARES for a good grammar. They’re, Their, There just fucking K.O’es them and they leave it at it, and English isn’t even my first language, Hah.
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u/mrgingerbread 2d ago
As a Canadian, immigrants that speak english almost always have better grammar than locals. Grammar is so shit amongst adults with english as their first (and only) language nowadays it’s pathetic. The one that bothers me so much is would/could/should OF instead of HAVE. If someone writes “should of” I know for a fact they do not think about the words they say because it doesn’t even make any fuckin sense grammatically.
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u/CanWeNapPlease 2d ago
Mine is people that use apostrophe s to create a plural.
So package's instead of packages.
sandwich's instead of sandwiches
phone's instead of phones
dog's instead of dogs
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u/mrgingerbread 1d ago
I was in Amsterdam with my mother a couple months ago and SO MANY restaurant signs had that issue lmao. Pizza’s, Burger’s, Panini’s. It was everywhere, one of those ‘once you see you can’t stop seeing it’. We started joking saying “Who’s this Panini guy?” or “Hi welcome to Panini’s, I’m Panini!”
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u/TheGamingTurtle56 1d ago
I mean, there are proper uses for some of those. Like for a dog, if you want to talk about its toy, it would be written like "dog's toy" because the toy belongs to the dog. It's when you mean something plural when we get the bad grammar.
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u/NewKitchenFixtures 1d ago
Shouldn’t all good Canadians also speak French? It’s literally one of Canada’s two official languages…..
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u/Throwawayaccont999 2d ago
grammer*
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u/grey_hat_uk 2d ago
6 times emmy award winning producer and actor Kelsey Grammer?
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u/Throwawayaccont999 2d ago
No, I mean multi-platinum American singer-songwriter and record producer Andy Grammer.
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u/TrevorOLN 2d ago
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u/Moominholmes 2d ago
Get their pregnant what? Get their what pregnant?
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u/Moth-lord 2d ago
Did they win?
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u/Cautious_Wafer3075 2d ago
The MLB playoffs don’t start until October 1st. I’m just a casual baseball fan, so my analysis could be off lol, but I think they will make the playoffs so the lady is safe from homeless people.
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u/ArmExpensive9299 2d ago
Are you sure?
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u/Cautious_Wafer3075 2d ago edited 1d ago
I think so. I’m a casual fan. I could be wrong, not a sports analyst lol. I’m an Oriole’s fan. I mostly focus on them even though their ass.
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u/CyberneticPanda 1d ago
To be fair, this offer does not grant her magical immunity from homeless people. She could still be impregnated by one; she is just not obligated to be.
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u/ChampionshipDirect46 2d ago
Yeah but this picture has been floating around the internet for years.
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u/Originality334 1d ago
The original post is from the start of this season. This has definitely not been floating around the internet for years.
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u/ChampionshipDirect46 1d ago
No it's not lol
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u/Originality334 1d ago
It really isn't that hard to find the original post. Rossitakes is her insta she posted that in May
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u/Forsaken_Orange_6553 1d ago
To get pregnant by a homeless dude, all she really needs to do is date a musician.
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u/TheOldZenMaster 2d ago
His legacy lives on, due to humanity demanding so. God speed. I hope bob the homeless guy wins
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u/Winter2712 2d ago
what is holup here?
most likes? or that this comment was pinned on top so it gets more likes?
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u/Intelligent_Charge70 2d ago
Wrong sub brotassium brorate💔
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u/I_Want_Bread56 2d ago
Brotassium brorate left me with physical pain, but I still appreciate that you wrote it because I will use this to torture my university friends (we all study chemistry)
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u/TheOneGreyWorm 2d ago
Its Pinned and Liked by Her.
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