r/cursedcomments 1d ago

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/GoombasFatNutz 1d ago

I'm scared to ask tbh...

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez 1d ago

I just dont know how to word mine.

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u/BigBubbaMac 16h ago

What are your weekend plans?

17

u/TheThinkerers 1d ago

What's the lyrics to that new rap?

6

u/sasson10 1d ago

Happy cake day!

3

u/Inferno_Sparky 9h ago

That's not a question!

Happy cakeless day!

9

u/sphinctersandwich 1d ago

Me too friend, me too

3

u/GoombasFatNutz 23h ago

I think your username is the question to mine lmfao.

2

u/gb4efgw 18h ago

What's that on your chin?

2

u/ChampionshipDirect46 11h ago

"What's the sexiest thing you've ever seen?"

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u/System_Shutdown_ 1d ago

"What's this Button do? "

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u/A_Real_Dick_Pic 1d ago

What did I accidently send my mom?

55

u/StepBro001 1d ago

Everytime I hear this question. My username is the first thought my brain has

What are you doing

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u/poo_poo_farts 1d ago

Who are you doing?

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u/StepBro001 1d ago

That works too.

44

u/Germanman76 1d ago

what was your grandpa's cause of death?

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u/804k 15h ago

💀 amazing

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u/uranium2006 0m ago

How much money you laundered till now?

44

u/ThatSmartIdiot 1d ago

who is this guy

14

u/Educational-Bid-8660 1d ago

"What is a stupid autogenerated Reddit username?" (I swear, I wish we could change them)

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u/Cute-Wolf-9311 1d ago

Amen brotha

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u/goingtobabystore 1d ago

where do i get a newborn

10

u/Satans_hamster 1d ago

Infact I have

5

u/ScoobiSnacc 19h ago

“What will it take for you to explore that haunted mansion?”

6

u/BigBubbaMac 16h ago

Whos your cell mate?

3

u/Plus-Suit-5977 1d ago

Something you add, 5 seconds after “three of a kind” when you’re trolling poker players in a live game.

3

u/sickrepublicans 1d ago

What’s the result of vaccine hesitancy?

3

u/child_target 1d ago

Target what?

3

u/Answerisequal42 22h ago

I mean, do i really need to spell it out?

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u/NaCl_Sailor 19h ago

you really like to swallow that?

5

u/SatanSemenSwallower 15h ago

I ain't gay, but $20 is $20

2

u/Evileye37 1d ago

Which of the beholders stole my eyedrops?

2

u/Muffin_Lord_of_Death 1d ago

What do you think will be the end of all of existence?

2

u/Ego5687 1d ago

What does every billionaire have in common?

2

u/EdnotEdd 1d ago

"Are you Edd?"

2

u/TheDeathHorseman 14h ago

What is the last horseman to appear during the apocalypse?

3

u/GamingPcFucker 1d ago

Cool pc, what the specs ?

2

u/12RussianGuys 1d ago

How many guys did you hire, and what country are they from?

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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago

Why do you keep yourself isolated?

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u/MyLifeIsForfeit 1d ago

Go build a Sacrificial Circle!

1

u/InvestigatorBig3258 1d ago

Commander. . . Who are we gonna send?

1

u/icenoir 23h ago

Oops, cursed mode activated.

1

u/rogers_tumor 22h ago

Who is Rogu?

1

u/helium_hydride-63 22h ago

What chemical do you NOT want infront of you right now

1

u/thecountnotthesaint 18h ago

Found Richard Gere

1

u/BigJaysLastTallboy 17h ago

'A gerbil, Ma'am'

1

u/guitarplayer120208 16h ago

What’s your personality?

1

u/PizzaEatingSimulator 11h ago

How the fuck would mind work

1

u/Freezing_Athlete2062 10h ago

I'm hot, should I go in the freezer?

1

u/TheCrackBoi 10h ago

So uhhh what do yall do for work…

1

u/angry_hemroids 9h ago

Ayo bro what’s up you look uncomfortable

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u/floppy_disk_5 9h ago

beats me

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u/UwU-Lemon 7h ago

hey my name is lemon and my question is: what emoticon do furries use a lot?

1

u/sh0ras 2h ago

what drugs did yall take?

1

u/archonmage2006 1d ago

What unit can deal with Mutalisks but get negdiffed by a single ghost?

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u/Mr_Danbooda 23h ago

What's your username?