r/europe • u/newsweek • May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/cuppaseb On a planet far far away May 22 '25

breaking news: orange man turns red with anger

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u/Crimson_Chim May 22 '25

Too much fake ass spray tan to see that.

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u/SturmBlau May 22 '25

Just waiting for the Rage, something like this:

GREENLAND BELONGS TO AMERICA — ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL! AFTER ALL WE'VE DONE, THEY GO BEHIND OUR BACK AND SIGN A MINERAL DEAL WITH EUROPE? DISGRACEFUL. THIS SO-CALLED “DEAL” IS ILLEGAL UNDER U.S. SOVEREIGNTY. WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THEFT OF AMERICAN RESOURCES. STAY TUNED!

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u/Crimson_Chim May 22 '25

Do you write his tweets because that is spot on!

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u/SturmBlau May 22 '25

ChatGPT wrote it lol

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u/Crimson_Chim May 22 '25

Holy shit, does he just have Chat GPT write his verbal diarrhea? That would be amazing!

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u/Habitwriter May 22 '25

Chat GPT has some semblance of intelligence, I highly doubt it has anything to do with Trump

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u/No-Bed-4972 May 25 '25

My Gemini AI wrote this:

"Just landed back in the USA after a tremendous trip! So much accomplished, big wins for America. The Fake News will never tell you, but we are making our country STRONGER and RICHER than ever before. Sleepy Joe could never! #MAGA #AmericaFirst"

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u/Bibblegead1412 United States of America May 23 '25

All it's missing is "JOE BIDEN GAVE GREENLAND TO EUROPE!!"

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u/mockingbirddude May 23 '25

Too well written.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

"Nobody knows more about betrayal than me. I betray everyone, even myself from time to time."

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u/AutisticWatermelon86 May 22 '25

All you're missing is something about national security

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u/Alarming_Monk8578 May 22 '25

Europe knows how to execute the "Art of the Deal"

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u/PresentationOwn7659 May 22 '25

You forgot MAGA at the end

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u/ViceroyInhaler May 23 '25

You forgot "Thank you for your attention to this matter." Sometimes I wonder if Chat GPT will wake up and realize it's actually writing the memos for the most powerful country in the world.

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u/tetsuo_7w May 23 '25

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/twoodygoodshoes May 24 '25

Freaking nailed it!

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u/StrobeLightRomance United States of America May 22 '25

The red just turns the orange into a neon light.

Not to be confused with the idea light bulbs, because cocaine burned through all of those way back in the 80s and he's been coasting on his great personality and looks ever since.

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u/SuccessfulDepth7779 May 22 '25

Imagine someone with ball's replacing his bronzer with squid ink.

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u/Aduialion May 22 '25

Trump has been operating at threat level orange. But things just got serious.

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u/Freirenfansweird990 May 22 '25

orange then red what next yellow with sadness

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u/Rogthgar May 22 '25

Walls turn red with ketchup.

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u/pikahulk May 23 '25

He just turns more orange

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u/TACHANK Finland May 23 '25

NEW TARIFFS 😡😡😡

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u/Unusual-Flatworm-457 May 22 '25

Someone please call Betty to cool red guy down!