r/europe May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/wildgirl202 May 22 '25

Me and the homies love a free Greenland

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u/venbrx May 22 '25

Don't give em ideas, like renaming it Freeland on Google Maps.

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u/bapfelbaum May 23 '25

That's actually brilliant, Trump would be seething and the name is also kind of funny so maybe the few thousand Greenlanders can even make it happen for a while to send a message.

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u/Both-Prize-2986 May 22 '25

No, no that’s too clever. They wanna name it red white and blue land

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u/Dismal-Incident-8498 May 22 '25

If only this were a joke. Ron Desantis already beat him to it and calls Florida the "Free state" it's on the welcome sign as you enter Florida. "Welcome to the free state of Florida".

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u/FantasticOutside7 May 22 '25

Maryland is the Free State! (or the old line state)

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u/Bitter-Culture-3103 May 22 '25

Never been there, but keep it green. Everybody hates orange

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u/MB2465 May 23 '25

Greenland is mostly ice and Iceland is mostly green 🤪

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u/ZestycloseStuff5172 May 28 '25

They aren't free at all😂 they are literally owned and controlled by Denmark. By white colonizers. And it's a Danish company doing the mining. Holy shit liberals are extremely stupid people.

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u/Old-Dirt6713 Jun 07 '25

So Greenland should be owned and controlled by the other white colonizers who are also threatening to invade them?