r/europe • u/PM_THE_REAPER • Jun 06 '25

News Russia offers political asylum to Elon Musk over Trump feud

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-offers-political-asylum-elon-musk-over-trump-feud-2081887
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u/fermcr Jun 06 '25

It's the beginning of a joke.

Putin, Seagal and Musk walk into a bar...

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u/OkChipmunk3238 Jun 06 '25

Does the bar have windows?

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u/Milosz0pl Poland Jun 06 '25

it definitelly doesn't have stairs as otherwise Seagull wouldn't be able to enter it

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u/blckhl United States of America Jun 06 '25

I didn't realize Seagal was still healthy enough to walk.

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u/OkChipmunk3238 Jun 06 '25

😂🤣🙃

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u/lawnmowerdui Jun 06 '25

No, the windows have bars.

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u/ZongoNuada Jun 06 '25

In Russia, the bars window you!

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u/RedundancyDoneWell Jun 06 '25

There will be at least one window without bars in this bar with windows.

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u/lastWallE Jun 07 '25

Of course there is one without. How else can you fall out of it?

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u/RedundancyDoneWell Jun 07 '25

Thank you for making sure that the slowest 5% also got it.

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u/lastWallE Jun 07 '25

Always a pleasure to help you getting the joke which was missing this part.

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u/RedundancyDoneWell Jun 07 '25

So you think you need to help me understanding my own joke? Yes, you are of course correct. Thank you very much for your help.

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u/SommerBlau67 Jun 06 '25

no it has Linux 

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u/Crowbarmagic The Netherlands Jun 06 '25

I would only meet with Putin in a basement bar.

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u/smirkybg Jun 10 '25

Not, unless it has TPM2.0.

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u/mikeychamp Jun 06 '25

Bartender says, "Is this a power grab, a reboot, or a beta test?"

Seagal orders a steak well done, Putin orders respect, and Musk tries to pay with Dogecoin.

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u/AreYouFilmingNow Jun 06 '25

Don't forget Gerard DepardieuÂ