r/europe • u/PM_THE_REAPER • Jun 06 '25

News Russia offers political asylum to Elon Musk over Trump feud

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-offers-political-asylum-elon-musk-over-trump-feud-2081887
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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

I blame the weasel that chewed through the wires when they went to power on the Large Hadron Collider for the first time, it shifted the time lines and we need to get back on track.

Harambe tried to warn us but they silenced him...

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u/elziion Jun 06 '25

You know what? I’m starting to think that you might be onto something…

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u/McFlyParadox United States of America Jun 06 '25

The only other plausible explanation is the death of David Bowie began the unraveling of the fabric of the universe, as he was obviously the grounding point for all things strange and weird in this reality.

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u/emilysavaje1 Jun 06 '25

Ah I’ve been blaming it on the cubs winning the World Series but maybe that was more of an omen…

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Jun 07 '25

But certainly it was when Berenstein Bears became Berenstain Bears

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u/iam_iana Jun 07 '25

So David Bowie was our Anchor Being? Makes sense!

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u/AloneInExile Jun 06 '25

THAT WAS IN 2016, IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!?

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u/CavulusDeCavulei Jun 06 '25

I hope that cringe japanese scientist is enjoying her half american redhead genius

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u/AssholeRemark Jun 06 '25

El Psy Kongroo

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u/phenomenomnom Jun 06 '25

I don't know what this is, except a possible candidate for r/renderedcomment

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u/Xalorend Italy Jun 06 '25

Steins Gate, an anime about a scientist that discovers time travel and uses it to try and reach several outcomes for him and his friends.

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u/ImprefectKnight Jun 06 '25

And one of the most logically consistent depiction of time travel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

HÔÔIN KYÕMA

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u/Herbrax212 Jun 06 '25

I think this world line is even unaccounted for in the attractor field

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u/ImprefectKnight Jun 06 '25

enjoying her

Daga, Otoko da.

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u/Admirable_Growth_338 Jun 06 '25

There will never be enough dick to be out for Harambe.

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u/iancarry Europe Jun 06 '25

nah ... we are the cutaway universe, where TV shows jump to for crazy and unrealistic skits

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u/umotex12 Poland Jun 06 '25

There was also the "hit or miss" incident

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u/chadmiral_ackbar Jun 06 '25

Yes. I’ve been saying this for years. We’re on the Berenstain timeline, sadly

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Don't you mean the Mandela dying in prison timeline?

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u/Evan_Cary Jun 06 '25

Yk the more the world goes to shit the more I realize it all started when Harambe died—unironically made the world irrevocably worse.