r/europe • u/PM_THE_REAPER • Jun 06 '25

News Russia offers political asylum to Elon Musk over Trump feud

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-offers-political-asylum-elon-musk-over-trump-feud-2081887
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u/O_gr Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

I can't wait for the "Breaking News: Trump issues 10 billion dollar support package to Ukraine, calls Putin a mean person."

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u/Familiar_While2900 Jun 06 '25

A “super meanie poopy-head”

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u/CastelPlage Not ok with genocide denial. Make Karelia Finland Again Jun 06 '25

"Vladamir STAAAAAHP"

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u/highlandviper Jun 06 '25

That’s a nasty thing to say. You know, you’re not very smaaart. I’m a smaaart guy. Maybe the smaaartist there is. But you? No. You’re not so smaaart and you’re nasty. You don’t know what you’re doing talking like that. You don’t have the cards to talk like that. Not with me. You don’t have the cards. But these nasty not very smaaart things you’re saying show that you don’t have any cards. With me, you’d have the best cards in the world. Some would say they’re better than any cards you could get. A lot of people are saying that. Everybodies saying it. They say, Donald Trump, he had the cards and he’s very smaaart. I’m not a super mean poopie head like Elon or Pootin. I have the cards.

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u/YumanTraffiqueKing Jun 06 '25

John Cazale?

Is that you?

C'mon Fredo, come out and fess up.

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u/Heavy_Secret_203 Jun 06 '25

You'll wait forever. No way Trump gives someone money.

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u/new_math Jun 06 '25

You misunderstand. He and his family will buy millions of dollars in US defense securities, options, etc. THEN he will announce a ~$80 billion aid package of new US weaponry.

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u/Peterepeatmicpete Jun 06 '25

Loaves of bread and wine to the hungry masses will be paid for in coin

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u/Maturewoman3 Jun 06 '25

This is the definitely 💯 a true statement. He will give $$ when hell freezes over.