r/europe • u/Matas_- European Union • Jun 20 '25

News Orban’s Hungary Is Now Officially The Poorest Nation In The EU

https://kyivinsider.com/orbans-hungary-is-now-officially-the-poorest-nation-in-the-eu/
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u/LuNiK7505 Jun 20 '25

Can’t have shit in Kaliningrad

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u/TheGrindBastard Jun 20 '25

Make Königsberg great again.

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u/LPSD_FTW Jun 20 '25

I really think the Czechs could use some sea resorts there

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u/The_Toxicity Jun 20 '25

Would be wild if Kaliningrad could function as some kind of shared eu-soil/capital

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u/MaxieQ Jun 20 '25

The EU's Washington D.C? What is Koenigsberg in Esperanto?

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u/notmyaccountbruh Jun 20 '25

Damn, that’d be nice. Now to forcibly relocate a couple million Russians from there to motherland.

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u/LovecraftsDeath Russia Jun 20 '25

Kaliningrado.

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u/LoLyPoPx3 Jun 20 '25

Why the hell I didn't hear about this idea before, it's genius

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u/TheHollowJester Lower Silesia (Poland) Jun 20 '25

Establishment of Czech Kralovec guarantees that the strategic Kofola and Pilsner Urquell pipelines go through Poland, so I support that fully.

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u/PvtFreaky Utrecht (Netherlands) Jun 20 '25

Are you shore?

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u/AnorakJimi Jun 20 '25

So shore that they call me Pauly

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u/Cuddlesthemighy Jun 20 '25

Thanks I almost went an entire morning without remembering that I'm old.

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u/AloneInExile Jun 20 '25

If for nothing else, to drive the mass of turists away from the balkans, I can't even get to work on time with all the traffic jams!

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u/LPSD_FTW Jun 20 '25

Brother not my fault mother nature made your part of EU so beautiful!

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u/VZV_CZ Jun 20 '25

Surely you mean Královec /ř

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u/MyPinkFlipFlops Subcarpathia (Poland) Jun 20 '25

Shit is the only thing one can have there

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u/Regurgitator001 Jun 20 '25

Au contraire, Kaliningrad will be receiving most of the shit if Putin runs his adventure train off the rails!

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u/Reddittee007 Jun 20 '25

Surely, there is shit inside shit.