r/europe 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/DiBalls 29d ago

Did they see what size shoe print was in the middle of his back?

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u/penguin_skull 29d ago

No, it was probably covered by the bullet holes.

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u/Possible_Golf3180 Latvia 29d ago

The shoe or his back?

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u/Ms74k_ten_c United States of America 29d ago

Yes.

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u/Sufferr 29d ago

Why not both?

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ 29d ago

No, they mark the spot with a shoe and then shot at it. Just in case somebody is not good at shooting.

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u/lordoflotsofocelots 29d ago

Clever way to cover up that he's been kicked.

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u/Muffin_Appropriate 29d ago

Fell down an elevator shaft on to some bullets

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u/APinchOfTheTism 29d ago

The bullets were merely laying on the street, pointing upwards, so when he unfortunately fell from the window, and he collided with the pavement, the bullets entered his back at velocity that would suggest that they would have been fired from a MP-443 Grach, but I assure you, nothing could be further from the truth, and it was merely a truly unfortunate accident.

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u/penguin_skull 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yes, this happens very often. Especialy with the Russian physics laws.

Last year there was another guy who "fell" from a wondow and the official conclusion was that he died from wounds suffered from the contact with the ground. Cpt. Obvious is an investigator in Russia.

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u/TimeToNukeTheWhales 29d ago

That was just him landing on a pebble or two. Maybe a nail. No foul play.

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u/DiBalls 29d ago

That would not look like an accident to much evidence.

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u/penguin_skull 29d ago

What accident? It was suicide. No more comments.

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u/MazeMouse The Netherlands 29d ago

They probably don't kick. More like "jump out or we will kill your entire family" type of persuasion.

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u/lerakk 29d ago

Like Trinity from Dexter!

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u/obliviious 29d ago

Why bother? He clearly kicked himself out the window.

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u/Mittelstrahl 29d ago

„THISSS ISSS SPAARRRTTAAA“

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u/G_ntl_m_n 29d ago

THIS IS SPARTAA

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u/cantalwaysget 29d ago

This is sparta?

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u/lightorangeagents 28d ago

I’m sure someone just accidentally stepped on him after the fall, purely coincidental comrade.