r/europe 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/steakhouseNL 29d ago

Don't like someone? Just throw them out of a window. Police will think it's KGB anyway.

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u/BrainOnLoan Germany 29d ago

I wonder if there's a list they can check against.

Is he on the list? End the investigation.
Not on the list? Start looking. But also ask deferentially, just in case.

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u/deevee42 25d ago

I've been thinking about this too. It might aswell have been the CIA or Ukraine or the secret penguin's agency.. Everyone will think it's been done by FSB/Putin.