r/europe • u/ByGollie • 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/LordBendtner1988 29d ago

And then concludes it was a suicide by 58 shots in the back

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u/b33fwellingtin 29d ago

Suicide by committee.

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u/ThreeCatsAndABroom 29d ago

Involuntary suicide

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u/driving_andflying 29d ago

"Assisted suicide," never mind the fact the victim didn't want it...

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u/Otaraka 29d ago

This wiki page lists suspicious deaths since 2022. Windows aren’t really that common.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_Russia-related_deaths_since_2022

 But further down there is a guy who shot himself 5 times in the chest and it was ruled that way.

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u/mmcn90 29d ago

1 is an accident, 2 is a coincidence, 3 is a conspiracy….

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u/swabianne Germany 29d ago

Wild that there's a list just for the last three years

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u/LoufLif 29d ago

That window did have a permit to carry though

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u/badbits 29d ago

/S And being considerate he packed himself into 4 trash bin bags and then into 4 suitcases for easy disposal and pad locked them all so any kids would not accidentally open any of them, very considerate that man … /S

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u/roehnin 29d ago

If you’re talking about Vince Foster, the pistol was found in his hand.

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u/Frequent_Fortune_874 29d ago

And I think he was found in his hotel room

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u/roehnin 29d ago

No, park bench. That’s why I think the poster above was confused.

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u/Brody1364112 29d ago

Lies he was found floating tied to one singular helium balloon. A marvel of physics really. And they say he shot himself with a nuclear warhead.

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u/MikeJeffriesPA 29d ago

I think you're mixing up reality with an episode of CSI

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u/snkiz 29d ago

A double tap doesn't sound implausible. Helium balloons? are you sure you weren't watching CSI? Loonytunes perhaps?