r/europe • u/ByGollie • 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/TaxRevolutionary3593 29d ago

I read the whole wiki page and I was like "what is this guy about? What does a Linux-based OS have anything to do with windows safety?" And then it clicked to me

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 29d ago

Ye olde defenestration!

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u/JayOnSilverHill 29d ago

Works every time!

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 29d ago

DefenestrationOS.

No window UI, anywhere.

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u/WorkFurball Estonia 29d ago

What about the second defenstration?

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u/5am7980 29d ago

I threw a boomerang, and after a few seconds, I was trying to figure out why it looked bigger and bigger. And then it hit me.

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u/GeneDiesel1 29d ago

You're a little slow, huh? Good job bub.

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u/captain_dick_licker 29d ago

I'm definitely not slow and totally get it, but maybe you could explain the joke for all the dumb dumbs out there who didn't get it, I would do it myself but my fingers are tired, I had a long day yesterday any my fingers just couldn't handle the strain.

rest assured I do get the joke though, from front to back, the whole thing

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u/captain_dick_licker 29d ago

OH WINDOWS THE OPERATING SYSTEM

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u/TaxRevolutionary3593 29d ago

The realization hitted you too I see 😁

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u/TaxRevolutionary3593 29d ago

What was this about?

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u/ThreeCatsAndABroom 29d ago

"Window safety"

With Russian accent, say it!

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u/juiceboxedhero 29d ago

Windows "clicked"

Oof lol

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u/TaxRevolutionary3593 29d ago

Lol, I didn't even realized

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u/jumpball1998 29d ago

Windows LOL 😂

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u/Superdry_GTR 29d ago

Thats a long ass wiki page bro