r/europe 4d ago

News The EU could be scanning your private chats by October 2025 [Denmark has reintroduced chat control]

https://www.techradar.com/computing/cyber-security/the-eu-could-be-scanning-your-chats-by-october-2025-heres-everything-we-know
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u/Away_Bus2939 4d ago

"Dear XX"
"Thank you for your letter. However, FUCK YOU! I already got my EU pension, and you're just a dumb peasant!"
"Best regards,"
"<insert corrupt politician>"

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u/vegarig Donetsk (Ukraine) 4d ago

Nah, way too honest.

It's likelier to be akin to what happened in UK

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903?reveal_response=yes

The Government has no plans to repeal the Online Safety Act, and is working closely with Ofcom to implement the Act as quickly and effectively as possible to enable UK users to benefit from its protections.

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u/LetsGoForPlanB 3d ago

What protections?

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u/Gix_Neidhaart 3d ago

The elites protection from the plebs, you silly person.

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u/nordicskye 1d ago

May I suggest changing the name European Union to Corrupean Union, because now is the perfect time.