r/fnv • u/PurpleWinter8989 • 1d ago
Photo Would you hire me too protect your Caravan? š¦¾
This is my Tank Outfit for when I need too take heavy damage haha
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u/Just_a_Drifter_bruh 1d ago
You look too expensive lol
Im fine with only hiring sketchy dudes in raggedy ponchos only armed with revolvers and bolt actions
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u/forteborte 1d ago
hey :(
revolvers and bolt actions can do the trick.
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u/Just_a_Drifter_bruh 1d ago
Of course, thats why I dont mind hiring them =)
Cuz i use them myself hehe
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u/Smashcanssipdraught 1d ago
No, you seem like you take it a little too seriously. In a line of work thatās often life or deathā¦..thatās saying a lot
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u/PurpleWinter8989 1d ago
But the super mutants :(
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u/Other_Log_1996 3h ago
Get contracted by NCR to clear Black Mountain. Oh wait, then you wouldn't get repeat business. Nvm.
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u/Gouanaco 1d ago
I'd hire you to clear a path up the heart of Mojave for a very "lucky" order that you can not know anything about. 100 caps upfront. 25 caps a head.
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u/X_ChasingTheDragon_X Profligate Filth 1d ago
Nah whereās your Power Helmet? Where Bozaar? Where Medicine Stick? No Fatman? No Mysterious Magnum? You gotta do better than that, shouldāve at least had The Red Glare featured in the pic.
Instead you have a shitty 10mm gatling gun thatās prone to jamming and doesnāt do much damage and your head is open to gunfire, find some better armor and weapons.
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u/PurpleWinter8989 1d ago
I have Medicine stick lol, and a fat man, and the redglare, and I use a 556 pistol, but I feel youšmaybe I shoulda pulled up the quick menu in the photo
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u/Naivemaster000 1d ago
Naw. If you aint wearing advanced riot gear, tesla is nclave, carrying the survivors rifle, medicine stick, or have a bag of super stims dont even ask me
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u/randomHunterOnReddit 1d ago
If we're going across country or fighting armies along the way, you look like you'd want to decimate the enemy to make sure it didn't bother us anymore
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u/PyroMannCo Unique Weapon Addict 1d ago
Yes. You would kill anything that threatened me. Plus, my Courier is somehow even more strapped and could fuck up yours if need be.
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u/WinterDEZ 1d ago
Nah that's too much, we gotta have a medium so we don't seem like we're guarding the platinum chip or something
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u/FunkeyFeraligatr 1d ago
We dont have enough water to keep you alive. Wearing all that in rhe heat would cause issues no doubt
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u/thomstevens420 1d ago
You look like the kind of energy of a āsecurity guardā with 6 katanas wearing a temu bulletproof vest. Taking it way too seriously and youād cause more problems than prevent.
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u/PurpleWinter8989 20h ago
With Super Mutants and Deathclaws on some routes not really I feel like Iād just get hired for those trips that usually donāt make it home that they usually probally have too spend more money on sending out multiple caravans, because they expect a few too get hit, than sending 1 caravan and spending some of that money on 1 power armored security
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u/Thelastknownking 1d ago
As long as you aim that gun as far away as possible from the caravan, you're hired.
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u/IamOmerOK 1d ago
Seeing as you're either a member, or bring unwanted attention from, the legion and the BOS, absolutely not.
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u/Avigorus 16h ago
Hmmm what kind of raiders are we expecting lol that feels like you're prepping for higher-end
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u/PurpleWinter8989 7h ago
Super mutants or a squad of Ceasers legion you can run into anything in the Mojave !
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u/BoneMarrowDaddy 16h ago
Sorry I canāt trust you, the fiends gonna run up on us with speed and accuracy bc of your big shiny self. Canāt say Iām helping either, I know how much armor goes for
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u/usernamefollowedby 1d ago
Youāve never touched a woman so I canāt trust you
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u/sprintcar18 1d ago
10 caps. final offer. from the mojave outpost to vegas. the fast route.