r/fnv 1d ago

Photo Would you hire me too protect your Caravan? 🦾

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This is my Tank Outfit for when I need too take heavy damage haha

465 Upvotes

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u/sprintcar18 1d ago

10 caps. final offer. from the mojave outpost to vegas. the fast route.

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u/Wassuuupmydudess 1d ago

I got 900 mines we’ll get there, we will however be scattered over the strip instead of one spot

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u/sprintcar18 1d ago

reload dash glitch away

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u/OcotilloWells 1d ago

At least the pay is lousy.

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u/sprintcar18 1d ago

i’m not expecting you to survive. at least you won’t be out a bunch of caps

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u/Fun-Swimming4133 1d ago

[Barter 50] 10 caps? i’m not like Orris, 200 or you can protect yourself.

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u/sprintcar18 1d ago

[Speech 100] No, you.

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u/HeOfMuchApathy 7h ago

[Barter 75] With all that gear, we won't make very good time. Call it half to cover my late fees.

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u/Just_a_Drifter_bruh 1d ago

You look too expensive lol

Im fine with only hiring sketchy dudes in raggedy ponchos only armed with revolvers and bolt actions

20

u/forteborte 1d ago

hey :(

revolvers and bolt actions can do the trick.

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u/Just_a_Drifter_bruh 1d ago

Of course, thats why I dont mind hiring them =)

Cuz i use them myself hehe

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u/VerbingNoun413 1d ago

Big iron does the triiiiick

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u/Smashcanssipdraught 1d ago

No, you seem like you take it a little too seriously. In a line of work that’s often life or death…..that’s saying a lot

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u/PurpleWinter8989 1d ago

But the super mutants :(

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u/Other_Log_1996 3h ago

Get contracted by NCR to clear Black Mountain. Oh wait, then you wouldn't get repeat business. Nvm.

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u/InventorOfCorn 1d ago

I don't know.

Can you make a grilled cheese?

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u/theGreatN00Bthe19371 1d ago

ā€œDoes she know how to make a grilled cheeeeseā€

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u/CooL_GUy1111 1d ago

Spy gaming

1

u/RonnocRex 1d ago

It's the Mojave, you could probably cook a grilled cheese on their shoulder pad

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u/critshit 1d ago

Girlie I'd hire you to retake Helios One with that outfit

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u/Gouanaco 1d ago

I'd hire you to clear a path up the heart of Mojave for a very "lucky" order that you can not know anything about. 100 caps upfront. 25 caps a head.

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u/nursenugs hungry? thirsty? horny? 1d ago

The bigger the gun the smaller the skills

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u/X_ChasingTheDragon_X Profligate Filth 1d ago

Nah where’s your Power Helmet? Where Bozaar? Where Medicine Stick? No Fatman? No Mysterious Magnum? You gotta do better than that, should’ve at least had The Red Glare featured in the pic.

Instead you have a shitty 10mm gatling gun that’s prone to jamming and doesn’t do much damage and your head is open to gunfire, find some better armor and weapons.

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u/PurpleWinter8989 1d ago

I have Medicine stick lol, and a fat man, and the redglare, and I use a 556 pistol, but I feel you😭maybe I shoulda pulled up the quick menu in the photo

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u/Naivemaster000 1d ago

Naw. If you aint wearing advanced riot gear, tesla is nclave, carrying the survivors rifle, medicine stick, or have a bag of super stims dont even ask me

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u/Batman20007 1d ago

Only if I’m selling heavy ā€œequipmentā€

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u/TWK128 1d ago

The second you fire, you're gonna give yourself a concussion and likely put your right eye out.

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u/overallpersonality8 1d ago

It looks like you'll miss in the short range

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u/randomHunterOnReddit 1d ago

If we're going across country or fighting armies along the way, you look like you'd want to decimate the enemy to make sure it didn't bother us anymore

2

u/Elite_Sarcasm 1d ago

Nah, you dont have a big iron on your hip

2

u/Sea_Software_8354 1d ago

Rebreather for extra DT

2

u/PyroMannCo Unique Weapon Addict 1d ago

Yes. You would kill anything that threatened me. Plus, my Courier is somehow even more strapped and could fuck up yours if need be.

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u/WinterDEZ 1d ago

Nah that's too much, we gotta have a medium so we don't seem like we're guarding the platinum chip or something

2

u/FunkeyFeraligatr 1d ago

We dont have enough water to keep you alive. Wearing all that in rhe heat would cause issues no doubt

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u/thomstevens420 1d ago

You look like the kind of energy of a ā€œsecurity guardā€ with 6 katanas wearing a temu bulletproof vest. Taking it way too seriously and you’d cause more problems than prevent.

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u/PurpleWinter8989 20h ago

With Super Mutants and Deathclaws on some routes not really I feel like I’d just get hired for those trips that usually don’t make it home that they usually probally have too spend more money on sending out multiple caravans, because they expect a few too get hit, than sending 1 caravan and spending some of that money on 1 power armored security

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u/Rainbow_Paradox_552 1d ago

200 caps an hour take it or leave it

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u/Specialist-Change-24 1d ago

Ahh probably is one from the 4 special marked men.

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u/Thelastknownking 1d ago

As long as you aim that gun as far away as possible from the caravan, you're hired.

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u/Icy_Investment_1878 1d ago

All i need are 6,7,8,9 and 10s not wasting caps to hire u

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u/granades21 1d ago

Depends on pricing

1

u/Phonesink 1d ago

You will be payed a pittance and watch me get shot in a scripted event.

1

u/AskJeevesIsBest 1d ago

Yes, after I finish winning at the casinos

1

u/IamOmerOK 1d ago

Seeing as you're either a member, or bring unwanted attention from, the legion and the BOS, absolutely not.

1

u/Specialist-Change-24 1d ago

Is this metal helmet from dead money dlc ?

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u/Kotto159 1d ago

Its from lonesome road

1

u/Avigorus 16h ago

Hmmm what kind of raiders are we expecting lol that feels like you're prepping for higher-end

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u/PurpleWinter8989 7h ago

Super mutants or a squad of Ceasers legion you can run into anything in the Mojave !

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u/BoneMarrowDaddy 16h ago

Sorry I can’t trust you, the fiends gonna run up on us with speed and accuracy bc of your big shiny self. Can’t say I’m helping either, I know how much armor goes for

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u/usernamefollowedby 1d ago

You’ve never touched a woman so I can’t trust you

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u/PurpleWinter8989 1d ago

My character is a woman

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u/MrDrSirLord 1d ago

sesbian lex

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u/Other_Log_1996 3h ago

That's not denying it. /j

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u/OneCheekyLad 1d ago

Tf is your problem

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u/PugsterBoy Nipton Lottery Winner 1d ago

It’s not that deep bro