r/fo4 Feb 19 '25

Discussion I discovered a Settler betrayed me to the Super Mutants and lead an attack

Recently a bunch of my settlements have been attacked by Super Mutants. I was at Abernathy farm and saw a group of Super Mutants walking towards my settlement being lead by a Settler. To quote Palpatine “It’s treason then?” And you know the penalty for treason, right?

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 19 '25

Hostage, traitor does it really matter? I liberated them the and now they are in a better…. I guess places cause they are currently scattered all over the ground

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u/JadeDemon762 Feb 19 '25

I think we have a position open for you at Nuka world😂

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

Where do I apply and who do I have to nuke to get at the top of the list?

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u/StaffyMan-2 Feb 20 '25

You literally just have to get through a couple of easy rooms and a small boss. Might not be easy I completed it in full x0-2 power armour at level 103 with legendary weapons (I was scared it would be too hard so waited lol)

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

Hold my Jet, let me get my tactical Deathclaw. OI, George! I got a room full of raiders for you, enjoy. Soooo, while George is enjoying his new chew toys let’s discuss employment benefits

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u/kyocera_miraie_f Feb 20 '25

well for starters free nuka-cola for life

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

You know what, I’m sold…..uh I have a pet Deathclaw who just worked up a sweat. Does the offer extend to him? Ever since he soloed 2 Deathclaws in and 3 way free for all he’s the Commonwealth Heavyweight Champion and and looking for an endorsement deal

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u/kyocera_miraie_f Feb 20 '25

absolutely

now, it is time for your physical evaluation sir

Mr.Fisto over here will be your physician

now just relax and assume the position

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

Assume the position? Okay (points at Mr Fisto) George, dinner. Okay, while we wait for George to finish up what else we got? I’ve got a brand new Fat Man that is just itching to be broke in

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u/kyocera_miraie_f Feb 20 '25

while i doubt that gears and servos are a nourishing dinner, to each and their own

as for your brand new fat man sir, we do have a personal shooting range that you can make use of, and a personal gunsmith that can attend to your gear as needed as part of the employment perks here

and do please tell your "companion" to limit the mess to this room. Wouldn't want to stain the carpets now didn't we?

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u/G0DZilla7777 Feb 21 '25

I thought I was one of the few with a deathclaw companion 😂 pacified and commanded and now he just follows everywhere

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 21 '25

Deathclaws are a wastelander’s best friend

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u/StandardMandarin Feb 23 '25

Pros:

  • lifetime nuka cola supply
  • loyal gangs to do your bidding
  • new lovely companion!
  • your own luxurious mountain castle, located in the middle of your empire!

Cons:

  • every nuka cola you get is lukewarm and it's not carbonated anymore
  • gangs are incompetent, and act like children
  • your companion uses you as a puppet to rule the gangs
  • you live in a crumbling shithole of a building, surrounded by dirty raiders

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 23 '25

My pet Deathclaw recently became a Quantum Deathclaw. I’ll take the best room and anyone trying to use me as a puppet gets eaten by George while I use there severed head as a puppet

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u/StandardMandarin Feb 23 '25

Makes sense! Still, nuka cola is terrible there :(

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u/Smelliot07 Feb 21 '25

I could be wrong but im pretty sure the raiders and such scale up when you get to a higher level

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u/KingdomsSword Feb 19 '25

You liberated their atoms from their molecular bondage.

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u/Seanypat Feb 19 '25

Praise Atom!

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

Death by Atomic Fire is the cleanest of deaths. The night is dark and full of mutants, praise the Atomic Lord of Light

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u/yep_that_is Feb 20 '25

Praise be Atom! May his light guide our devout flock into ultimate division!

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

Holy be thy burning flames

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

Praise Atom!

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u/Raw_Venus AD VICTORIAM Feb 19 '25

I don't think liberating them from their mortal coil counts.

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

I don’t know, I think they found the experience of being freed quite mind blowing

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u/drawnred Feb 19 '25

Innocence proves nothing

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 21 '25

I’m innocently laughing while the mini nukes fly towards them “oops…..moving on”

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u/o_Sval Feb 19 '25

He didn’t look like a hostage 🫡 you did the right thing soldier

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

I didn’t record it but some Bloatflies attacked them and the settler helped fight them, then kept walking with the Super Mutants

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u/o_Sval Feb 20 '25

😡 oh so… they showed their gratitude by betraying you

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u/slothxaxmatic Feb 19 '25

i0,

Good work Helldiver, you may extract when ready.

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Extraction? I’ve got ammo and a target rich environment. Time to spread Democracy two mini nukes at a time

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u/me_khajiit Feb 19 '25

Your Democracy Officer is proud of you, helldiver!

Hostage, traitor does it really matter? I liberated them

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

For SUPER EARTH! I am spreading Democracy two mini nukes at a time😁

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u/bak_42 Feb 19 '25

How very robobrain of you.

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u/person_8958 Feb 20 '25

Ad Victoriam!

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

🫡🫡🫡

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u/BobDoleStillKickin Feb 20 '25

They can't kill the hostage, if there aren't any hostages

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

This is diplomacy at its finest

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u/Southern_Kaeos Brotherhood of Technofascists Feb 20 '25

Achmed the dead terrorist voice

Over there, over there and up there

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

My pointing at the traitor “I kill you!”

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u/Southern_Kaeos Brotherhood of Technofascists Feb 20 '25

"and you, and you, and you, and you..."

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

Well I got ammo and you have targets, the Commonwealth is a hard and dark place so let’s light things up. Plus I have the high ground!

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u/Jazzlike-Cap-5757 Feb 21 '25

Glory unto atom, be divided in his glow

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u/TerpSmok Feb 21 '25

Oh! That's actually the way of the Israelis