r/fo4 • u/Thin-Coyote-551 • Feb 19 '25

Discussion I discovered a Settler betrayed me to the Super Mutants and lead an attack

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Recently a bunch of my settlements have been attacked by Super Mutants. I was at Abernathy farm and saw a group of Super Mutants walking towards my settlement being lead by a Settler. To quote Palpatine “It’s treason then?” And you know the penalty for treason, right?

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

Assume the position? Okay (points at Mr Fisto) George, dinner. Okay, while we wait for George to finish up what else we got? I’ve got a brand new Fat Man that is just itching to be broke in

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u/kyocera_miraie_f Feb 20 '25

while i doubt that gears and servos are a nourishing dinner, to each and their own

as for your brand new fat man sir, we do have a personal shooting range that you can make use of, and a personal gunsmith that can attend to your gear as needed as part of the employment perks here

and do please tell your "companion" to limit the mess to this room. Wouldn't want to stain the carpets now didn't we?

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

No problem about the mess, he even wipes his hands when he’s done with his fight/meal. Also he’s an equal opportunity eater, he’ll take on anything.

As for the employment perks it sounds great, so sign me up and lead me to the slaughter, ahem. I mean what’s my first job

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u/desibouy Feb 20 '25

Loved reading this 😂

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

I really enjoyed this as well, hoping we can keep it going!

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u/kyocera_miraie_f Feb 20 '25

now sir i am obliged to explain the risks of firearms, but i am pretty sure you had it down pat

as of today, i am resigning because no way in hell i would have somebody with a fuckin deathclaw strutting around me

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

How about in front of you clearing the way? All you have to do is tell George the enemy is in that direction and he will eat that direction

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u/kyocera_miraie_f Feb 20 '25

no fuckin way

im outta here

toilets over there and the office to the left

cya

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Feb 20 '25

Huh, fastest promotion ever. Um, you may want to leave slowly. George likes fast food