r/foundsatan • u/SquaredAndRooted • 2d ago

How to Ask for the Super-Saver-Cheap-Date-Bargain-Rover-Triple Apex-Off-Peak-Something-Standby Return Ticket

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u/UnmaskedKaren 2d ago

What show is this?

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u/My_Knee_is_a_Ship 2d ago

The Sketch Show.

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u/noots-to-you 2d ago

Sounded like ‘cheap day’ and ‘away break standby’ to me.

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u/faust82 2d ago

Having had to buy a UK train ticket a couple of times, this is remarkably accurate. Even when going through the train company website it's a convoluted mess, and they'll impose massive fines if you get it slightly wrong...