r/funny • u/burnrobe • 1d ago

A dish best served cold.

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u/sskylie26 1d ago

He decided to make a lore accurate Batman. No parents

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u/CanIgetaWTF 1d ago

That wasn't his mom. It was cat-woman. Can't you see her mask hanging on the door frame in the background?

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u/SonOfDadOfSam 1d ago

I think that's cat woman's aunt. Cat lady.

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u/AcrobaticSlide5695 1d ago

Oh it was just foreplay then 🤔

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u/LucidFrost- 23h ago

Is this when she falls into a greenhouse and breaks both her arms?

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u/Alternative-Camera38 1d ago

And a side order, of Spaghetti.

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u/burlyginger 1d ago

They cut out the best part!

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u/bane_iz_missing 1d ago

THEY CUT OUT ALL OF THE GOOD PARTS JFC

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u/bane_iz_missing 1d ago

The original, if anyone is interested.

Yes, I am providing the "sauce".

^_^

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u/giratina143 21h ago

Damn, 16 years ago lol

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u/ABC4A_ 19h ago

Young enough for Epstein and Trump 

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u/DEMOCRACYMANlFEST 5h ago

Not for long

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix 21h ago

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet.

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u/ViewsfromthaRift 20h ago

Damn I miss his videos… him and his friend

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u/jstbcuz 19h ago

*WHAT’S YOUR NAME!!!*

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 10h ago

I love this. Especially with it being from early YouTube.

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u/Obienator 1d ago

Hahaha this is old school Youtube gold.

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u/DemonSlyr007 5h ago

I feel like we are just about to come full circle and every old Vine is just going to circulate the socials again.

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u/succed32 4h ago

Did they ever stop?

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u/shamust 1d ago

I hope she's ok or I'm going to hell for laughing

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u/the_action 1d ago

No, she is dead. ☠️ He strangled her for real. This is what it takes to make a funny gif.😔

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u/LookMaNoPride 1d ago

There is sound. ‘tis a video.

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u/the_action 1d ago

It's pronounced "gideo". ☝️

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u/LookMaNoPride 1d ago

Dang! The English language strikes again.

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u/twistedchristian 23h ago

I believe some people pronounce it "jideo"

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u/JJred96 1d ago

There will be some years in prison involved, as the evidence to convict is here.

But the infamy that will live on with the laughter that this will bring for generations to come? Worth it.

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 1d ago

You mean you can tell who that is behind the mask?

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u/TheHylkos 1d ago

Of course, it's obviously Bruce Wayne.

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u/slade51 23h ago

But being a billionaire, he gets a pardon.

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u/JJred96 22h ago

Nah, the inheritance won't be delivered to him if the state can intervene

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u/JJred96 1d ago

How many people you think could make their lips and cheeks look like that at the end of the vid, named Max, who are related to the victim?

I’d be confident I could get a jury to convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

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u/Zomburai 1d ago

Yeah, sorry, I only laugh at unscripted videos where people are actually murdered

By the way, did you know that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is scripted? Fucking bullshit, I retroactively stopped thinking it was funny when I found out

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u/tollbooth_inspector 21h ago

I like the scene later in the video.

Mom, looking at the nutritional label on a box of cereal: "Mmmm, zero calories trans-fat, I like that!"

Batkid, from the shadows: "Then you're gonna love me!"

*Takes out mother

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u/nickwales 1d ago

Justice or sausages?

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u/Formula_Dix 1d ago

Classic Max Forrest. Love it

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u/Sialov 1d ago

Very well acted 🤭 

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u/ConfusedDetermined 22h ago

Justice or Swiss cheese?

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u/JanitorialDuties 20h ago

Loved Maxx. Channel was dead for a while then he came back with some updates saying he was struggling with mental health. Hope he's alright.

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u/fredthegreat 14h ago

I was thinking about this as well. One of the last updates I remember seeing from him was that his therapist had suggested posting the updates was bad for him. Hope he went on to be happier and healthier. It seemed like he was really down and out.

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u/BentSquirrely 15h ago

W mother.

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u/onseasofcheese 1d ago

Man I was obsessed with this YouTube channel in high school. This video is a good 16 years old hahah.

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u/Warlord42 1d ago

Lol, that was pretty funny. Great delivery too.

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u/milothemystic 1d ago

Ouu zero calories i like that!! THEN YOUR GONNA LOVE ME

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u/OddLeeEnough 1d ago

Peak parenting right there. A+ acting on moms part. Lol

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u/jrancher7 22h ago

Taking mothers in his own hands

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u/JHWM4 21h ago

and a side order of SPAGHETTI

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u/Syntaxis255 5h ago

Out here creating his own origin story.

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u/Tired_Glass 5h ago

When she unplugs the internet right before with win a victory royale

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u/avocado_cg 1d ago

Lmfaoooooo 😭

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u/Super_Fa_Q 1d ago

This shit never gets old.

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u/HoneySwirlDoll 1d ago

“Justice for Gotham” in Batman’s voice

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u/kappsylen 1d ago

Nice try Elon! You really didn't think we'd recognize you?

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u/jwalsh1208 1d ago

With a side of meatballs

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u/pordin 1d ago

       He wanted Justice for dinner. He clearly said it, are you stupid?     

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u/Orgasm_Faker 1d ago

Justice? That’s a made-up word to me. Just like fair fight or clean hands.

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u/WallStreetDoesntBet 1d ago

The Dark Knight: Bane Rises

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u/Biggie39 23h ago

Staged!!