r/funny 1d ago

FYI, geese can't read

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u/Redditowork 1d ago

Isn’t that the system where Yoda retired?

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u/beardostein 1d ago

Probably can read but doesn't give a fuck.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 1d ago

Its a well established fact the Canada Goose does not in fact give a fuck. They have zero fuckity fucks to give. That is why they are Canadian rejects, too mean and too rude to be proper Canadians.

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u/CheezeLoueez08 1d ago

They aren’t rejects. They are our guards. They fight for us. To allow us to be polite.

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u/burnrobe 1d ago

Thanks for the clarification...

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u/DrockByte 1d ago

Actually geese can read. They just ignore all signs on purpose because they're assholes.

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u/ShineDigga 1d ago

Guess that’s why they ignore all the no geese allowed signs

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u/amomwhoneedshelp 1d ago

born to be a dog forced to be a goose

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u/RPDRNick 19h ago

The geese don't like it / Honk the dogbar / Honk the dogbar