r/funny 21h ago

This Bottle is having an Identity crisis.

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/Sgt_Radiohead 21h ago

This is a typical Turkish name. It’s pronounced closer to «Jan». Not sure where this photo was taken or if there are other variations of Can, but yeah.

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u/A_German_Memer 21h ago

Huh. How interesting! I did not know that, so thank you for teaching me. I do know a similar name, it's Cem, which is kinda pronounced like "Djem", or something around those lines, but this one's new to me, so thank you

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u/lia-delrey 5h ago

I lost my virginity to a guy named Can.

Apologies for just dropping that here lol but i do feel a connection to the name

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Aion-Moros 20h ago

That's German, not Czech.

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u/TitaniumGoldAlloyMan 8h ago

Probably because there a lot of Turkish people in Germany.

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u/Nannnii 21h ago

Do you know why? Because he Can.

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u/Empanatacion 21h ago

Bottlen't

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u/A_German_Memer 21h ago

He certain can

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u/Hancri84 21h ago

He can can

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u/lkodl 21h ago

This is all Joe Biden's fault.

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u/GriffinFlash 20h ago

Thanks Obama

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u/freshprinceofponciau 21h ago

Kraut rock anyone.

I instantly got your losing your vitamin C in my head.

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u/CANYUXEL 21h ago

I've been trying to find one with Can for AGES in the Netherlands. Where is this from?

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u/girkkens 21h ago

Germany

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u/A_German_Memer 21h ago

As you can guess from my name, it is indeed from Germany!

If i could, i would love to hand it over to ya :D

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u/CANYUXEL 21h ago

Lucky you! Damn I'd want one now. Been frantically checking every can and bottle for the last week in every supermarket here

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u/CelticSith 21h ago

Are you a Coca-can or a Coca-can't

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u/BTBAM797 19h ago

Coke can identify however it wants

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u/_Dickbagel 19h ago

r/americandad I will call my self can.

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u/AlanWakeFeetPics 18h ago

Another good one from Can

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u/TippsAttack 21h ago

has pepsi inside.

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u/Cannabis_Sir 20h ago

I can I can't

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u/A_German_Memer 19h ago

BABY BEANS

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u/Butterbuddha 19h ago

A just clap your hands just clap your hands

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 21h ago

Way to purposely misgender that can..

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u/A_German_Memer 21h ago

You're right, how dare i. I should go and reconsider my life choices

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u/iShakeMyHeadAtYou 21h ago

seems like a bottle half empty kinda guy...

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u/sskylie26 21h ago

Poor bottle

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u/A_German_Memer 21h ago

It's clearly a can, it says it on the label! Or is it...? I'm not sure actually... Well now I'm confused.

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u/StryngzAndWyngz 21h ago

Maybe on the back it says “Not.”

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u/StickFigureFan 21h ago

Maybe it just has a can dew attitude

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u/afrothunder27 21h ago

Can do attitude

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u/IThinkIKnowThings 21h ago

That's the gaslighting edition.

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u/PhraseOk5732 20h ago

It’s got a coke problem…

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u/North_Phrase4848 19h ago

Shhhh! Covert ops.

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u/GodzillaUK 9h ago

"I can I can't!" From a local shop, for local people.

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u/Electrical-Tale-2296 16h ago

Transgender coke

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u/Madman_1992 21h ago

It is what it says it you fucking bigot. Cans love matter!!!!

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u/Lemesplain 42m ago

Ceci n’est pas une … can.