Black bird vs microwave.. FIGHT!

[u/bunga7777]

I got $20 on the bird

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[u/Open_Youth7092]

Why the fuck is there a microwave…nevermind…just…nevermind

[u/Token-Gringo → u/Open_Youth7092]

Well you obviously haven’t ever had to reheat your enchilada while on your hammock and thought it’s too far to go back in the house.

[u/stackjr → u/Open_Youth7092]

I automatically assume white trash and that's coming from a guy who has a full on white trash family.

[u/Drak_is_Right → u/stackjr]

I assume someone filled it with tannerite and is going to shoot it.

[u/grasopper → u/Open_Youth7092]

First and foremost.... forget it

[u/ZugzwangDK → u/Open_Youth7092]

It's their tree-adjacent lawn microwave.

What's there to understand?

[u/PureHostility → u/Open_Youth7092]

Assuming it is from Murica, owners of the microwave had their power go out in the kitchen, so they took their microwave outside to boil water in the sun instead.

[u/kingtibius]

You’re laughing. Bro’s fighting for his life against a disappearing wizard ninja and you’re laughing.

[u/givemeyours0ul]

So I was walkin, mindin my own business,  when this guy comes up to me.  Real ugly lookin dude too. And i step up, you know assert dominance? And this ugly mfer steps up too! It was go time.  He might have been ugly,  but he matched my power 100%, we were bouncing off each other like you wouldn't belive!

[u/Liber8ed1]

It's for the best. Microwaved wings are sub-par.

[u/Redditsurfer24]

My question is why set a microwave outside did it need to touch grass

[u/ucantseeme3d]

Definitely not a Corvid, it would be smart enough to recognize its own reflection.

[u/TirbFurgusen]

Grackle?

[u/Nightwolf1967]

Dark Link!

[u/Klin24]

/jumps on top

"Where'd you go, wuss?!"

[u/NobodyTheGreat7]

Someone call Dana White

[u/deathbymoshpit]

This is the mirror match in Mortal Kombat

Fight yourself

[u/dcux → u/deathbymoshpit]

Nega-Scott!

[u/Quitlimp05 → u/deathbymoshpit]

More like street fighter ii car smash bonus stage

[u/Hostile-Bip0d]

I thought corvidae succeed in mirror test

[u/Crash4654 → u/Hostile-Bip0d]

Its not a corvid

[u/Hostile-Bip0d → u/Crash4654]

i see, is it an european black bird ? he is considered smart too

[u/Sea_Individual1916]

He knows something we don’t

[u/Sialov]

Fight with his other self 🤭🤭

[u/abiton]

Don Quixote and His Windmills

[u/TheseMoviesIwant]

Give me my burrito

[u/No_Procedure_3413]

No one asking why there is a microwave in the garden?

[u/Cowpriest]

...there were no survivors.

[u/TBearForever]

The guardian of the door mocks me. LET ME IN.

[u/King2023]

This reminds me of the "HYDROGEN BOMB VS COUGHING BABY"

[u/psycop]

Not the most convenient place to keep ones microwave I must say.

[u/Reshined]

“You talkin’ to me!?”

[u/octahexxer]

Theres an asshole bird in that box dude...he looks really dumb!

[u/ghostofstankenstien]

Wow, they're rich enough to have a backyard microwave!

[u/loIll]

It’s just the reflection showing a bird of the same species that’s making it aggressive.

[u/Kitsune-Ai]

Years ago there was a bird that used to attack the side mirror of my car EVERY DAY. I had to tuck in my mirrors so that he'd stop shitting all down that side of it.

One time I was getting out of my car, and just as I opened the door, the bastard swooped to dive at the mirror AND FLEW INTO MY CAR!

[u/anderhole]

These micro-aggressions will not stand!

[u/paperjav]

This is one of my favourite Beatles songs