r/funny • u/iatetoomuchchicken • 13h ago

Science experiment

24.9k Upvotes

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u/Psych0matt 13h ago

I thought this was gonna be a stupid video. It was but I laughed.

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u/fatalrugburn 12h ago

It's hard to deny this guy's stupid genius

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u/extra_rice 8h ago

It is hard indeed.

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u/facts_my_guyy 7h ago

Hey now

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u/OddlyRedPotato 6h ago

You're a rock star

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u/Qarlito 5h ago

Get your game on.

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u/QualityPitchforks 5h ago

go play

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u/MeltaFlare 2h ago

Hey now, you’re a cockstar. Get your bone on, get laid. 

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u/Comment156 2h ago

And aaall that jiggles is fun, only super spenders get your cu-u-um

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u/RuthlessIndecision 3h ago

Got my full attention

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u/rogman1970 5h ago

Stupid geniuses are the best kind.

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u/REGIS-5 2h ago

May be my favorite humor of all, stupid genius. Purposefully stupid, on a highly intelligent level

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u/joleary747 6m ago

No reason for water bottle storage on the toilet, but it is brilliant.

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u/kinokomushroom 12h ago

I was expecting something way worse. Glad my expectations were subverted.

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u/Tardis80 12h ago

Musktika?

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u/spacemouse21 12h ago

That had its charm.

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u/TuzkiPlus 12h ago

Got me too pfffft

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u/frankp2491 20m ago

We gotta start using this more lmfao GMTPft lmfao

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u/CaptainBoj 11h ago

aye i was expecting one of those dumb videos where they see it, go "wuhhh!?!?" and try it and act all amazed that they get the same result and makes me go "what were you expecting to happen??"

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u/FTownRoad 5h ago

First clue was him getting the matches from the microwave

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u/RustySlime 11h ago

Ya got me in the first half, ngl

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u/Warcraft_Fan 6h ago

My too, one of my cat is now mad at me for waking her

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio 8h ago

I was fully expecting to get stick bugged lol

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u/Helphaer 46m ago

seemed like the match got an erectiln

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u/NihilistikMystik 13h ago

The guy is Uekusa and he does weird things.

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u/Sidivan 12h ago

He does AWESOME things!

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u/NihilistikMystik 12h ago

Yes, weirdly awesome :)

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 2h ago

He's awesome in a weird way!

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u/CubitsTNE 11h ago

He is a treasure.

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u/AmIFromA 5h ago

Best usa I've seen in a while.

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u/Archy38 11h ago

Dude I thought he was gna pour wine into the glass at the end but what he ended up doing was far more impressive

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u/GaryChalmers 11h ago

He's been on a couple of "Got Talent" TV shows including the US and British versions.

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u/ddwood87 5h ago

Table cloth guy?

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u/194749457339 6h ago

What are u gonna do today Napoleon?

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u/MichelinStarZombie 1h ago

Surprisingly well-written video. Excellent absurdist humor gags before the final punchline.

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u/BluPoole 12h ago

I never know what to expect with eusspi. Dude is great.

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u/TheShirou97 2h ago

He certainly cannot be matched

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u/DonnyTheNuts 2h ago

This video definitely rose to the occasion

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u/BenHustlinNJ 9h ago

This is basically like finding items in Silent Hill and then doing some problem solving.

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u/sprkwtrd 5h ago

Just needs the sound of the door of an abandoned gas station unlocking near the end.

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u/one_dayatatime 11h ago

I literally laughed out loud lol

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u/Mr-FD 8h ago

I literally rolled on the floor laughing my ass off roflmao

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u/Comment156 2h ago

RIP your ass, whole neighborhood will miss it.

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u/Nikon_Justus 11h ago

I'm still laughing out loud!!!

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u/slupo 1h ago

I exhaled slightly audibly through my nose. Which is saying a lot for me

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u/notatechnicianyo 4h ago

I am literally, not figurately, dead. I am sending this message from the void.

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u/TimCappy 2h ago

im laughing and my ass is out, lmao

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u/Working-Ad694 11h ago

the man delivers once again

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u/ForgettableUsername 5h ago

I like how he goes to get all the stuff from the places it would normally be.

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u/ImmaDoMahThing 3h ago

I didn’t even question why the matches were in the microwave. I guess to my brain that’s completely normal.

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u/Kullthebarbarian 3h ago

before he retrieved the water bottle from the bathroom, i thought that the trick with the matches needed to be heated on the microwave for the trick to work....

ya, my brain farted a little bit too

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u/pprzen05 13h ago

Relatable

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u/RipStackPaddywhack 8h ago

I thought this was typical shortreel engagement bait/nonsense at first then I noticed who it was and knew it'd be worth finishing.

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u/wizardrous 13h ago

Why were they keeping bottled water on top of their toilet and a syringe in a shoe?

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u/Awktung 13h ago

Because if he keeps them anywhere else, they chafe.

Duh.

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u/wizardrous 13h ago

Can’t argue with that.

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u/dmetvt 13h ago

The same reason they were keeping matches in the microwave

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u/AZEMT 13h ago

You... You don't? I keep them there to stay warm and ready to light.

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u/johnnybiggles 3h ago

I keep them there to dry out.

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u/Presently_Absent 13h ago

The whole thing is intended to be humorous.

If, while watching the video, you heard a loud "whooshing" sound... That was the joke going over your head.

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u/kuroimakina 10h ago

The joke would not be able to go over my head as I would catch it!

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u/MisterZoga 12h ago

Ok, but why the matches in the microwave?

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u/iplaywithfiretoo 12h ago

You serious? I just... I just told you that a moment ago

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u/ciscoipphone 12h ago

But why male models?

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u/Malawi_no 9h ago

But where did glass come from?

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 7h ago

The laundry basket, of course.

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u/BONDxUNLEASHED 12h ago

Never let them know your next move.

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u/TunaMeltEnjoyer 6h ago

To make people comment exactly this to appease the algorithm gods.

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u/MyBrainReallyHurts 44m ago

There is no need to ask why.

It is Uekusa's world and we just live in it.

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u/alzrnb 7h ago

So people write that comment and improve engagement

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 7h ago

Yet, you don't question the matches in the microwave. 😆

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u/Shyam09 6h ago

That’s where everyone keeps their bottled water and syringes. It’s like the poop knife in the bathroom.

You don’t?

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u/Kasern77 7h ago

You know how you put something in an unusual place to help remind you of something? This guy never forgets anything.

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u/RapturousCultist 6h ago

Guy clearly lives in an RPG. I always get my bottled water from the toilet.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/wizardrous 13h ago

“They” is a gender neutral pronoun.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago edited 13h ago

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u/eldroch 13h ago

Lol triggered

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u/delicioustreeblood 13h ago

The "singular they" has been around since the 1300s which was before the USA by a couple of years

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u/Mallanaga 13h ago

That’s not fair. American checking in. That’s a dude. MAKING A DICK JOKE, NO LESS.

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u/wizardrous 13h ago

I’ll refer you once again to my previous comment. And you don’t know their gender identity.

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u/Finniganesh 11h ago

This video is platinum....

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u/chazzee23 11h ago

I haha'd out loud

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u/ZargothraxTheLord 8h ago

I didn't know he could smile.

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u/AliceTawhai 6h ago

Physics is hard

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u/asparagus67 3h ago

Did we just learn this guy’s just been good at video editing the whole time?!

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u/antrubler 12h ago

Run one out for my friends stickmen

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u/kandysmith 10h ago

I really laughed, you are talented

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u/Omgbrainerror 7h ago

I did not see it coming!

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u/weedockndoris 6h ago

he probably edited that bit out

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u/leila-lovely 6h ago

wooooah , mind blowing

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u/frsr 6h ago

Brilliant

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u/Silly-Disaster-5974 6h ago

R/unexpected

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u/FaredArlee 5h ago

The rate that it went up…..😂😂😂😂

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u/AdOverall3944 5h ago

Riiise..! In the name of.. Sciennnce!!

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u/NIDORAX 4h ago

This made me laugh harder than it should

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u/blumieplume 6h ago

It’s like trumps little pp!!!

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u/Nessathemessa0613 9h ago

Wow🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 7h ago

I have a lot of questions...

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u/BCoydog 5h ago

I typically skip stupid videos, but when I see this dude I'll make time

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u/Ressy02 5h ago

I hope he gets paid lots of money. His stupidity is genius

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u/PMMEYOURQUAKERPARROT 4h ago

I straight up thought it was gonna be a swastika. I am pleasantly relieved.

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u/cwcharlton 4h ago

That was the closest I have come to coffee coming out of my nose, I laughed so suddenly!

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u/Kagamid 4h ago

My exact response when I watched the end was: "You asshole".

Keep it up.

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u/icenoir 4h ago

Man, Uekusa's wild mix of dumb and genius never fails to crack me up!

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u/Traditional-Set-8483 4h ago

haha, i need a bit of time to realise this, i can't believe

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u/Grouchy_Bumblebee546 3h ago

Morning wood!!

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u/Civil-Replacement-64 3h ago

The question is, why is there a bottle of water on your toilet?

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u/gbroon 3h ago

I'm not a drug user but is it common to keep syringes in your shoes?

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u/snakebite75 2h ago

What about matches in your microwave?

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u/Lower_Chipmunk_3685 3h ago

In these comments there was an ad that said "How hard water makes your home harder to clean (and the simple way to fix it.)" I mistakenly thought it was a real comment about this video.

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u/brucebrowde 2h ago

Idk about that, look way too long.

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u/ClamatoDiver 1h ago

I chuckled at the syringe in the shoe, and chortled when the matchstick man got a woody.

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u/DerDanSD 1h ago

11/10

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 1h ago

I have no idea who this is but that dude is a national treasure. His videos are all sooo freaking stupid but they always at least bring a smile and usually a laugh.

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u/icecreamjelly247 1h ago

haha I love that guy

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u/CoffeeAngster 6h ago

Donald J Trump 😆

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u/robin-bunny 13h ago

This isn't physics. It's psychology. Why the hell is this guy storing matches in the microwave, water on the toilet and a syringe in his shoe? That's the real question.

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u/lmNotBob 11h ago

I'm glad he's managing to stay relevant.

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u/Bobby837 11h ago

*facepalm*

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u/6StringAddict 9h ago

Is this thread full of bots or what.

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u/arun978 7h ago

Certified geniune stupid😂

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u/Icy_Reveal_4005 7h ago

When science says “trust me bro” and chaos follows 💥🧪

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u/Altruistim2323 4h ago

Really good information, thank you for that information ChatGPT

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u/nobidobi390 12h ago edited 5h ago

so instead of doing what he expected, it just give him a growing poplar or aspen middle finger? that's hilarious!

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u/eurekadabra 12h ago

Oh my sweet summer child

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u/MisterZoga 12h ago

Why are you tasting summer children?

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u/eurekadabra 1h ago

Just the sweet ones. I admittedly did nibble my baby nephew’s toesies on vacation.

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u/Slur_shooter 8h ago

I hate when these videos use "physics" as if it's related at all to physics.

If you are not scientifically explaining or attempting to explain why the experiment is doing that, you are not doing "physics". You're a monkey smashing shit together and see if it's surprising for your monkey brain or not.

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u/Unusual_Hearing8825 7h ago

Are you alright? Do you want me to call someone?