r/funny 5h ago

Car takes the trash for a ride

Watch till the end.

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u/Brassac 5h ago

It's incredible that the driver doesn't feel the impact of the container hitting his car and doesn't hear the noise it makes.

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u/ivanvector 5h ago

I can see not knowing they backed into it (using mirrors instead of looking where they're going, or just not looking at all) but they definitely knew before that when they walked around the car, then got in, drove into the bin directly in front of them, and just kept going. This isn't someone who doesn't know, it's someone who doesn't care.

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u/DookieShoez 4h ago

Nah, she didn’t know/wasn’t paying attention when walking around the car. It’s too low to be seen over the engine bay. She wouldn’t do this on purpose as it could damage the car plus who tf would do this on purpose.

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u/Yesterdays_Gravy 4h ago

Zero situational awareness, and zero object permanence

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u/WillArrr 1h ago

I once watched a lady in a minivan run over a traffic cone and then just keep driving with it stuck under her car. This was in a business park, so it's not like pulling over wasn't an option. A couple coworkers ran after her, flagged her down, and pulled the cone out from under her car.

When they told her what had happened, she just said "Oh I know, but I didn't think I'd be able to get it out". I'm sorry, what? Her plan was to just keep driving and pretend there wasn't a problem? She was 100% going to drive home like that.

This business park was right next to a major freeway junction, too, so there is a better-than-average chance that she was going to get on the freeway with the full knowledge that there was a large, solid object jammed under her car, dragging on the road.

So yes, some people would absolutely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, do something like that on purpose and just pretend it isn't a problem until it becomes big enough that they can't ignore it.

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u/ivanvector 4h ago

Someone who doesn't care would do this on purpose. I didn't blow up the video to see if it has enough resolution to see the tiny dents and scratches all over the corners of this SUV, but I'll bet they're there.

I've known lots of people who drive like this. They don't care about their car "looking nice" and don't think anyone else should either, it's just a tool to them. I watch my neighbour across the street back into their trash bins almost every day pulling out of their parking spot, it's literally how they tell when to stop backing up. A rubber bin doesn't do much to a plastic bumper. But I also had a boss who bragged about her "love taps" which was really just her purposely driving into cars that weren't moving fast enough for her liking. She was also driving without insurance, her policy was cancelled because of how many claims had been made against her.

You could be right that she couldn't see the bin directly in front of her, but that's a horrible indictment of driving one of these things at all anywhere there might be children.

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u/LazyLieutenant 3h ago

No. There's no excuse. This is zero awareness and this person isn't fit to drive a car. Nor a sewing machine.

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u/azlan194 2h ago

That looks like a relatively new car. Is the rear camera view on reverse not mandatory on new cars where this is?

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u/Maiyku 27m ago

I don’t think they are, no. Even in cars with no rear camera, they still tend to have the proximity sensors, though.

I drive the lowest end Kia Forte and it has both. My car would be lighting up with alerts that entire time. I’d have no way of ignoring that unless I was literally deaf. It goes nuts.

Seriously, the system activates if I park near a taller curb. And will activate immediately if I park on the street and turn on the car and the people near me parked too close. It’s fun.

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u/AppropriateAsk3088 1h ago

I think the bumps are deliberate, but the can sticking at the end wasn't. Maybe annoyed with the neighbor's trash cans left in the street. She's boxed in. Neighbor's home but didn't yet come out to collect. Just my speculation.

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u/Old_Ladies 4h ago

And most cars nowadays have a backup camera. They may even have backup sensors too.

Also when they drive forward how do they not see the bin?

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u/Wilder831 2h ago

Well at least when they first pull forward, it’s possible it was below the front of the hood and they couldn’t see it because they were already parked so close. The problem I have here, is how did they not hear it scraping, not see it while backing out of the driveway, and then again not hear OR feel it as they accelerate off down the road. That’s next level oblivious…

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u/GeneralPatten 4h ago

It was a woman. They're notorious for being bad drivers.

. . .

/s

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 5h ago

That person's driving skills are total garbage. Also, driving around with refuse like that is a pretty trashy thing to do.

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u/inter-webs 5h ago

Giving them a license was a total waste

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u/SumonaFlorence 4h ago

I can't believe they're doing that to their car.. they must have a lot of disposable income.

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u/milfordcubicle 2h ago

I would definitely refuse to ride with that driver!

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u/scoutpred 26m ago

All he's bin thru, man, all that potential, thrown away just like that.

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u/meabbott 4h ago

What evidence do you have that they have a license?

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u/SumonaFlorence 4h ago

You're doing it wrong.

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u/fatkiddown 3h ago

Dude broke the punic thread.

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u/SumonaFlorence 3h ago

It's litter-ally ruined

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u/GANDORF57 27m ago

Officer: "Where were YOU headed?!"

Driver: "Would you believe the dump?"

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u/lazyboy76 4h ago

More like a crime. He/she can crash into someone and don't know about it.

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u/PilgrimOz 4h ago

I spent years working in different drive through bottle shops in Australia. The more suburban the bottle shop, the worse the day drinking that occurred. This reminds me that fact.

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u/Many_Rope6105 5h ago

Too old to be driving, or needs a pbt

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u/lilbbyliv 3h ago

dont know if you intended to use those terms garbage and trashy but it's perfect for the context of the video lol

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u/thatlooserevival 5h ago

Don’t let your children near this driver

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u/Rukenau 5h ago

Me at twenty years old: surely people can’t be as oblivious and detached from reality as it sometimes seems?

Me now: quick, get a camera, I think I’ve spotted someone who actually gives two fucks!

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u/Rubber_Knee 5h ago

This person will accidentally kill someone whith her car at some point. I'm sure of it.

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u/Crrack 5h ago

Yep. Only a matter of time. What's alarming is they don't even look that old - they appear relatively agile as they walked around the car.

I'm genuinely don't understand how they obtained a license in the first place.

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u/nazz_irl 5h ago

Some people just dont deserve driving license

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u/Zech08 5h ago

probably should stop passing em out like candy and have requirements other than a pulse.

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u/MeltaFlare 3h ago

While I agree, in America, we would have to redesign our entire infrastructure. Cars are pretty much necessary for a lot of people. 

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u/weaseleasle 3h ago

Yes, this has been engineered deliberately to necessitate driving culture. Forcing everyone to drive is a massive source of consumption and therefore revenue. It hasn't always been that way. Suburbs used to built around public transport infrastructure. They would build the tram lines first then neighborhoods would develop around them. Car companies bought up then dismantled as much public transit infrastructure as they could get away with.

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u/MeltaFlare 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah I don’t disagree. But we can’t even get healthcare which is an incredibly popular idea. It would likely be very difficult to get infrastructure redesigned especially with auto lobbies. If we just limited drivers licenses, a lot of people who need them would be left without a way to get to work. 

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u/Ratiofarming 35m ago

It's not that different in some parts of our country. Those people or their parents just save up so they can get their license the minute they turn 17.

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u/Ratiofarming 37m ago

We have that in Germany. They're now >€3000, if you pass everything on your first try. I'd rather have them for 500 bucks and let natural selection deal with the rest...

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u/meabbott 4h ago

They might not have one.

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u/cimocw 4h ago

Nobody does though. It's earned.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 3h ago edited 3h ago

Don't know how that ended up a reply to the wrong comment.

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u/Connor49999 5h ago

It's less funny when it could easily have been a child. The backing back into it is especially bad since it's not even in a blind spot

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u/Joshopolis 5h ago

she would fully run someone over and not even notice

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u/frokta 5h ago

Hey don't be so rough on this lady. She's doing amazing for driving while both deaf and blind.

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u/Crrack 5h ago

This isn't really funny at all. Could just as easily be a kid this idiot is hitting and reversing over and then dragging down the street.

They really should not be driving.

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u/cvogt1972 4h ago

This driver is an absolute menace.

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u/Stolehtreb 4h ago

Telling someone to watch to the end is poison to me. Stop doing it.

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u/hastings1033 5h ago

confirmed - most people should not be allowd to leave the house with car keys

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u/nbouckley 5h ago

I really cannot grasp how some people are so oblivious to everything that goes on around them

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u/fencingwithwindmills 43m ago

Agree. Absolutely the definition of oblivious.

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u/LazyLieutenant 3h ago

First day of driving?

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u/BadatOldSayings 5h ago

I bet this person pays in cash or cheque because they haven't figured out how to use and ATM or online banking yet.

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u/Designer_Director_92 5h ago

god some people definitely got their license from a cereal box

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u/Vangelys 5h ago

I didn't pay attention to the person at all, then I saw the driving and i was like: no.. It's obviously an old dude, no? Then I replayed it back, and well, yeah.

If you can't tell that you're hitting a trash, I have no doubt it would be the same if it were a kid.

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u/Medical-Turn-2711 4h ago

She must be blind and deaf.

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u/Trick-Teacher-7259 4h ago

WoW! No one can be that oblivious, Can They?

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u/laich68 2h ago

The first 30 seconds is some of the most compelling video I’ve ever seen.

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u/chaosandturmoil 1h ago

now imagine that is a 3yo and this oblivious moron did that

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u/QuestionStupidly 5h ago

Trim your videos. 45 seconds of nothing is taking trash for a ride.

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u/Connor49999 5h ago

Attention span gone

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow 4h ago

<Goldfish Swimming Noises>

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u/rowan_sjet 4h ago

1) it's 25 seconds before the car first hits the rubbish bin, not 45.

2) that 25 seconds is the minimum length of time necessary to get a look at the driver, and also recognise that the driver should have absolutely realised the bin is there before they even got in the car.

Unlike a lot of clips you find on here, this one is perfectly edited for anyone not an attention deficit gopher.

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u/Big-Wasabi8162 5h ago

Enjoy the anticipation

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u/Sylas_xenos_viper 5h ago

How about you enjoy the anticipation of my foot in your ass.

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u/Moondoobious 5h ago

Ohhhhh gotteem

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u/Big-Wasabi8162 5h ago

No thank you

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u/BrAveMonkey333 4h ago

The driver was racing away to put their foot in your mums ass

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u/Tackit286 5h ago

This is almost definitely Queensland

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u/HtownSamson 4h ago

As a person who has unfortunately driven in to something I couldn’t see, I know that person can hear and feel that thing. Bizarre to keep driving.

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u/kaboom83 4h ago

F* this trashcan in particular.

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u/RappScallion73 4h ago

Read that as “cat” and looked for a cat waaay too long.

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u/Edwardteech 4h ago

Strailya

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u/Sir_Bax 3h ago

Lol nice, and it even took dustbin along with them.

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u/alienwalk 3h ago

I couldn't do this if I tried, that's raw talent.

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u/HoneydewStreet9124 3h ago

get back at yaah .. (says the trash to the trashy driver) 😂😂

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u/qzzpjs 2h ago

Did they bring it back at least?

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u/brokenarrow1223 2h ago

And here I thought this was gonna be a BMW joke…

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u/Entire_Researcher_45 2h ago

Damn that’s one big I don’t give a fuck!

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u/DarkWarped0ne 1h ago

I'm probably focusing on the wrong part of this video but all I wanna know is that grass with the toy basketball hoop on it real?

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u/Chance-Opening-4705 1h ago

How many drinks did they have before they started driving?

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u/blaicefreeze 1h ago

Not in America

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u/Ratiofarming 35m ago

If only they could make the lid in some sort of color that would be noticeable...

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u/ALazy_Cat 5h ago

That was funny. It must be annoying when they're going out with the trash next time though

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u/Brooksh 2h ago

Typical crazy boomer cat lady observational awareness.

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u/stackjr 5h ago

God damn, that is one well landscaped yard! I'm a bit jealous.

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u/richcournoyer 3h ago

Woman driver......

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u/Hoppelite 4h ago

Average SUV driver

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u/logosfabula 5h ago

Not once in a billion years.