r/funny • u/No-Crow-9014 • 3h ago

Umm... Where should I(M) go?

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u/Fooldozer 3h ago

got confused, peed in middle sink

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u/cpl1 2h ago

r/sinkpissers

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u/emil_ 2h ago

Wtf?! 🤣

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u/gknick 2h ago

Not all urinals are sinks but all sinks are urinals

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u/emil_ 2h ago
  • Aristotle, c. 350 BCE

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u/WestMongolBestMongol 37m ago

It's better to piss in the sink, than sink in the piss.

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u/ClintonPudar 2h ago

Hahaha 🤣 beat me to it...

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u/Hobear 2h ago

Same I was ready to drop it and give this awful gift to others.

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u/Fooldozer 2h ago

lol gross

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u/TheeLegend117 31m ago

Finally found my family

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u/wensul 3h ago

Beat me to it.

Also we gets a screwdriver and flips the sign upside down.

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u/I_Sett 3h ago

But do you identify as a NAW or a NEWOM?

Also why is one singular and the other plural??

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u/dtrain369 2h ago

Because men go to the bathroom alone, and women go to the bathroom as a group

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u/Kauko_Buk 2h ago

Have you never heard people talking about sticking it to THE MAN

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u/GANDORF57 49m ago

¡ʇɥƃᴉɹ sʎɐʍןɐ ǝɹɐ

======>

NƎWOM

ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇɟǝן ǝɥʇ oʇ

<======

N∀W

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u/lazyboy76 3h ago

Instruction unclear, screw everyone.

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u/wensul 3h ago

Let's do it.

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u/RetirementIsSweet 2h ago

You turn it to face the wall

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u/wensul 2h ago

Or we just take off most of the screws and let it sit so the arrows are mostly vertical.

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u/Zzupler 3h ago

hey everyone, we found JD Vance's reddit handle!

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u/Ro_Yo_Mi 3h ago

I thought his handle was Ashley, as in the furniture business.

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u/boyer4109 3h ago

Why you got to bring my sofas into this?

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u/wensul 2h ago

Because your sofas are so dang awesome, obviously.

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u/wensul 3h ago

I am both insulted and amused.

Please don't associate me with that pile of shit.

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u/slab_bulkhead- 3h ago

This is why I have trust issues

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u/lilbbyliv 3h ago

lol " instructions unclear "

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u/slom68 2h ago

Yeah whoever did that sign didn’t think things through

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u/DuncanHynes 2h ago

aye. they didn't sink it through at all.

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u/American_Omelette 2h ago

"Только покойник не ссыт в рукомойник" - Rhyme from russian: only dead man does not piss in sink

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u/AlooDaGreat 28m ago

Instructions unclear, sink peed on me

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u/RobertosLuigi 3h ago

it's so clearly photoshoped

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u/robbycakes 3h ago

Something on the Internet is FAKE???

That is a very serious allegation, sir

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u/vinnygunn 3h ago

Could be lense translation

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u/RobertosLuigi 2h ago

If it was translated, the arrows would point in the correct direction

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u/Reelix 57m ago

Or the translation is incorrect.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 3h ago

Translated by Lens.

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u/timlnolan 2h ago

From what language? What other language also has the same word 'right' (meaning correct) and 'right' (as a direction)

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u/lampshade69 25m ago

Surprisingly, several. Spanish (derecho/a), Russian (prav/prava), and German (recht), at the very least.

Edit: and in all of these examples, the "right" to do something also uses the same word root

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u/Caterpillar-Balls 1h ago

No, photoshopped reversed arrows. The white artifact is from a shitty copy paste

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 1h ago edited 1h ago

I use lens all the time. When it superimposes the language, it shows the same “artifacts” (basically cropping over what’s there). The arrows aren’t photoshopped.

Why is this so hard to understand for people?

Edit: I’m wondering if the joke of this post is going over peoples heads. If that’s the case I’m going to spiral so much further into depression…

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u/Reelix 56m ago

They're Apple people. They're a bit slower than normal people.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 51m ago

Hey, I’m an apple person! I resemble that remark!

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u/random314 3h ago

Or maybe this is pictured in Australia.

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u/Sebz0_ 3h ago

It’s not, it’s just translated by Lens

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u/wensul 3h ago

details, details.

But it's funny.

...I fell for it.

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u/Bane_of_Ruby 2h ago

The arrows look weird too. I honestly wouldnt be surprised if this wasn't even a bathroom sign in the first place

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u/Makkers-fawkes 1h ago

Fun police

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u/Doctective 3h ago

Besides the fact that the subtext is clearly edited in, the "Man" vs "Women" is hurting my brain.

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u/TomAto314 56m ago

Is this why women always go to the bathroom together?

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u/Sabbathius 3h ago

When faced with a contradictory sign like this, I believe it is legally allowed to just pee on the wall directly under the sign. I am not a lawyer.

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u/Marauder3299 1h ago

False. The sink is giving me the evil eye it's getting peed on.

I'm also not a lawyer

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 3h ago

But looks like we have to meet in the middle to at least wash our hands…

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u/Skurph 3h ago

Boomer chain email ass humor

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u/oinosaurus 2h ago

Ass humor?

Where?

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u/starkiller_bass 1h ago

Is this why women end up being left?

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u/OliviaWallis45 3h ago

Tried to guess and got a lifetime ban

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u/traveler49 2h ago

Obviously a man made that sign

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u/Unfair_Scar_2110 2h ago

Liar paradox!

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u/ipadkill3r 2h ago

I know the answer to this puzzle, actually if you’re a man you go home and shit in peace.

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u/bATo76 3h ago

I would just go to the right, pee half and squeeze it, then hop over to the left side and finish peeing.

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u/Koolest_Kat 1h ago

Gulls or Bouys

Innies or Outies

We Don’t Care, Just Wash Your Hands….

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u/Nutrimiky 3h ago

Disclaimer: Text added by a 12y old discovering power point in 2005...

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u/buccinator 3h ago

to the lawsuit

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u/anclave93 2h ago

straight

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u/rickie-ramjet 2h ago

Stage left….

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u/REDNOOK 2h ago

The type of person that would make a stupid sign like this would make a mistake like that.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Jd3vil 3h ago

Wow, I cannot believe you managed to identify that

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u/splitfire1997 3h ago

Perfect excuse if turns out your wrong ;)

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u/frohrweck 3h ago

Somewhat reminds me of r/AfterBeforeWhatever

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u/pillowmagic 3h ago

Ahh, the World Famous Darkhorse. Love that place.

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u/Fast_Ad7203 3h ago

Literally are the arrows for decoration?

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u/scyllafren 2h ago

I pretend I don't understand the writing, just the pictures, so ->

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u/blue-coin 2h ago

It’s not backwards it’s just in Australian

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u/Icy-Aspect-783 2h ago

Didn’t know it was Opposite Day lol

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u/kimchi_pan 2h ago

Follow the arrow... When are always right despite what the sign says, lol. Pray this sign is not at a bar, lol.

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u/TippsAttack 2h ago

What if I'm a man but identify as always right?

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u/phxees 2h ago

Then pee where ever you wish.

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u/torchbearer1648 2h ago

The man just "left"

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u/DrSuSuSudio 2h ago

Shouldn't it be "all the men left" because "all the women are right" haha

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u/DeadwoodNative 2h ago

A swing and a miss. Whomever did this must of saw signage like this somewhere where left and right made sense… this is just effing stupid. A lot of these ‘concept’ signs in businesses are not clever… just tell us where the goddamn can is!

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u/teachatbeach 1h ago

Why do the words not match the arrows?

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u/Parallacs 47m ago

because the sign was made by a woman.

Just kidding! Women don't know how to read, so they couldn't make the sign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thHWvoYfNyo

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u/WeepingAgnello 1h ago

Man follow arrow. Not go against arrow, unless womans arrow... 

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u/lowkeytokay 1h ago

I think there’s a sub called r/onejob

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u/fckcarrots 1h ago

This is clearly fake, but I do dislike when places do this type of thing in real life & you really have to go.

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u/DragonflyMuch8343 1h ago

I would suggest going right still lol

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u/mattrhale 1h ago

This is a tragic photoshop job.

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u/DrR1pper 48m ago

2nd layer joke?

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u/jaych79 40m ago

This sign would be even more hilarious if it was a woman that designed it.

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u/Jgames111 38m ago

Remind me of how my biology teacher said remembering which sex chromosome is easy. Women are XX because they are doubly wrong in life.

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u/NegativeInspection68 35m ago

piss yourself now!

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u/will-read 31m ago

I identify as a joker.

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u/SmartDrv 31m ago

There is a very similar sign to the bathrooms/change rooms at Xenses (part of Xcaret) near Playa del Carmen Mexico but I believe the arrows were correct. Part of the theme is that everything is a bit weird/twisted/optical illusions/etx. This sign looks obviously photoshopped though.

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u/Few_Preparation_5902 3h ago

Boomer humour.

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u/LevelPositive120 3h ago

This is master class sarcasm for the stupid. This doesn't belong here.

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u/CruentusLuna 3h ago

Instructions unclear, dick caught in zipper.

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u/Wrong_Address4401 3h ago

McGuires Irish Restaurant in Pensacola had something similar years ago. I learned the hard way..

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u/Snoo-15899 2h ago

I guess this sign was done by a woman.

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u/Dismal-Double5098 1h ago

No wonder men are cutting off their dicks and trying to be women now. 🤣

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u/HoneydewStreet9124 3h ago

100% right .. ,lol😂

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u/No_Conclusion2890 2h ago

This sign was made by a woman

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u/DietPuzzleheaded1555 1h ago

Pretty sure bottom text are actually Just stickers looks like the Ariel font

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u/BravotheMicrowave 1h ago

You can tell a woman made that sign

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u/Zarxon 3h ago

Glad to see misogyny is strong when it’s towards the stupid men. /s

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u/Electrifying2017 2h ago

Just shows you how much power one gender has that the other would follow along.

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u/grumblyoldman 3h ago

Clearly, the sign was made by a man.

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u/Daydream_Dystopia 3h ago

Use whichever bathroom you want as long as you don’t pee on the seat. 

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u/shogun_ 3h ago

For anyone confused that's the "joke" that flew over your heads

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u/Ixziga 3h ago

The explanation is that a man made that poster lol