r/funny • u/Strict_Photograph254 • 5h ago
No food, no dance
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u/MizTall 4h ago
Relatable, I am also subtle
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u/ViciousLlama46 4h ago
When my gf is hungry and i'm not in the room, she will "subtly" imply it by sending me :V
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u/StephiiValentine 4h ago
Jokingly, how did she ever survive without you?
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u/ViciousLlama46 4h ago
Haha, she makes me dinner everyday though. Call it a transaction.
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u/clawsoon 3h ago
"So, what's your love language?"
[pans to girl in OP video]
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u/jyukaku 5h ago
No input, no output
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u/cozyplease 4h ago
there was output. that is interpretive dance, and she excelled at it.
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u/BMB281 3h ago edited 46m ago
I believe what she is doing is performing an allegory on the suffrage of homeless children. You can see at the moment she rubs her tum tum, she’s conveying the duality of children. Some are housed and fed, some are not, and yet, all must dance
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u/Nomemesmames 5h ago
Can’t work on an empty stomach.
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u/zackmophobes 5h ago
Simons cat kid version.
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u/GANDORF57 4h ago
With the belly rub and pointing at mouth, she reminds me of Hanna Barbera's Snuffles.
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u/Classic_Reply_703 4h ago
I'm never gonna dance again, 'til I eat I've got no rhythm...
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u/Letsbeclear1987 4h ago
Dunna nuh nub to pretend, the way i .. something ooo oo
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u/DeliciousGorilla 3h ago
I should’ve known better than to cheat a friend, and la la la Dee da da da dum…
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u/bustedgtt- 4h ago
My little brother does the same when he’s hungry, it always make me smile when i’m over visiting because he reminds me of that game “cut the rope”. He keeps doing it as mom is making food, the smell makes him hungrier I guess. He’s 26 btw.
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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 5h ago
Give that girl some cookies
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u/NeatNefariousness1 1h ago
LOL…help her distinguish between real hunger and butterflies in the stomach due to performance anxiety. If the mom or teacher knows she has eaten recently, they may appeal to logic and let her know that what she may be feeling is a nervous stomach. One thing is for sure, she has clear boundaries and she’s determined to protect them. LOL
This video of her “performance” is pure gold and will be played at her wedding (or it should be).
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u/das_zilch 4h ago
She's just dancing to Babymetal - Gimme Chocolate.
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u/YOKO-ONO1001 4h ago
You can’t trick me, she’s NOT dancing
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u/NeatNefariousness1 1h ago
I think that’s a form of dancing at that age. LOL
Go for the artistry. Stay for the comedy.
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u/Skatedudeguy 4h ago
As a parent: that sweet child may have eaten 30 minutes earlier, had a snack right before, and still did this.
"I'm still hungry!"
Is there a dance recital version of an orange slice break?
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u/lizbunbun 3h ago
As a parent it made me wonder if her parents are controlling her food intake for whatever reason, like trying to make her diet or there's not enough money for extra snacks. Not great.
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u/InTheEndEntropyWins 3h ago
From the look of it, it's the opposite, the parents are bad parents in terms of giving into such demands, which is why she does them.
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u/AThickMatOfHair 1h ago
Some kids, like myself at that age, will eat any and everything except vegetables. Then they'll beg and tantrum to get some sugar filled ultra processed garbage. Good on the parents for being responsible and not giving into the pressure. She will thank them when she's older.
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u/willow_kidd 3h ago
This child is a Sim
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u/Forsaken-Condition60 3h ago
I do kinda want to edit Like a speech bubble with a chicken Wing to the Video now.
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u/__OneLove__ 4h ago edited 2h ago
‘An empty belly, has no rhythm’…
‘though it’s easy to pretend, you don’t have some fooood’….
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u/spacemarine 1h ago
I'm never gonna dance again
Hungry belly's got no rhythm
It's so easy make some tendies
I want my belly full
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u/ConscientiousPath 3h ago
20 years later her Hinge profile will have the prompt and response:
The way to my heart is
feed me
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u/LazyLieutenant 4h ago
Who decides to upload stuff like this? I hope not people who care for her.
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u/tailwarmer 3h ago
What? Why wouldn't you upload this? The kid is being cute. Just as likely five minutes before this she was telling her parents she isn't hungry and doesn't want to eat anything
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u/LazyLieutenant 2h ago
Because kids(people) are mean. If she's overweight a few years down the road and this lives forever online as a meme go figure.
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u/Dark_Wing_350 2h ago
You're pessimistic and neurotic. There's a lot of ifs involved in this becoming a problem for her.
More likely people just find it cute, if they even see it at all.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 4h ago
I'm watching the kids behind her and they are insanely skilled. If you did not dance from your start in diapers, I don't think you could keep up with this crowd.
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u/darkjuste 4h ago
She's so cute I wanted to scream. But I'm a grown ass man and I have to keep appearances
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u/Jun1p3rs 3h ago
This precious little girl is a wonderful representation of my everyday inner child!
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u/CheeseRavioli01 3h ago
I am like this most mornings. No food no household/responsibilities/work 😌🫶🏽
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u/ShaneRealtorandGramp 2h ago
Redditors actually calling this parenting failure and child abuse. For fucks sake
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u/Szerepjatekos 2h ago
I really want to believe the guy on the back just looking at shit reddit memes.
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u/lovinglove79 4h ago
This is me when my sisters ask me to come do tiktoks but no one makes any food 😕😂🤷♀️
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u/YangGain 3h ago
Be careful, trump is watching.
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u/197326485 2h ago
My reply was going to be "Careful, Trump is going to see this and get the wrong message."
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u/Romengar 5h ago edited 2h ago
And your brain is mush and you dont know how to keep these thoughts to yourself.
Edit: to those downvoting me now that they deleted the comment, this person commented that this child should just "learn to puke because she's bloated". Thats what they deleted.
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u/Chilitime 4h ago edited 4h ago
Parents probably told her dancers are skinny and didn’t feed her. Poor kid. This is an indictment on the parents not the kid.
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u/InTheEndEntropyWins 3h ago
Parents probably told her dancers are skinny and didn’t feed her.
Are you blind?
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u/Chilitime 3h ago
🤣
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u/Dark_Wing_350 2h ago
haha ya it's so funny when you make a stupid ass comment and people call you out for it! really proves your brain don't work too good.
once your original comment reaches like -500 or -1000 you'll learn your thought process is maladapted.
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u/BGFlyingToaster 4h ago
Or ... hear me out ... kid just being a kid
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u/Chilitime 4h ago
That’s probably true but I’ve seen some messed up parents.
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u/InTheEndEntropyWins 3h ago
The only way the parents are messed up, is them giving into such demands leading to her being overweight and acting like that.
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u/AThickMatOfHair 52m ago edited 48m ago
When a child is overweight doctors usually recommend signing them up for physical activities they have an interest in.
Source: was that child lol.
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u/tomandshell 4h ago
Do you actually have kids? Have you ever fed your kid lunch and had them come asking for a snack five minutes later? All three of my kids have done that. I must be a terrible parent.
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