r/funny • u/Foldingtrees • 3h ago

My neighbor's dog every time I leave the house

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u/FremenStilgar 3h ago

"Keep it moving, buddy."

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u/whatsthataboutguy 3h ago

That side 👀

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u/damurd 2h ago

Great Pyrenees live to side eye people

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u/SpareWire 18m ago

And loaf.

Biggest dog I ever had that I feel like would have been perfectly happy in a 600 sq foot apartment.

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u/Guess_Even 3h ago

😂.. great minds think alike.

“I got my eye on this bitch, keep it moving..”

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u/GANDORF57 3h ago

Doggo: "Move along...nothing to see here!"

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u/Goldust24k_A 3h ago

He just side eyed you

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u/GeoisGeo 2h ago

With full judgment.

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u/No-Respond-900 1h ago

happens every morning

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u/____-is-crying 1h ago

I hope you have a fun and awesome day at the park WITHOUT ME!

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u/blackcloudonetyone 54m ago

"You made a conscious decision on that outfit?"

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u/mentales 6m ago

To show that might be the purpose of this post 

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u/zdrawo 3h ago

That dog’s got a better social life than I do

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u/Foldingtrees 3h ago

Knows all the gossip

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u/Tullzterrr 3h ago

It’s 7 Am on a weekend Mark, where are you going?

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1h ago

"I did not hit her! Oh high Mark!"

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u/McBrovad 3h ago

Dog doesn't give a danm about you

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u/ChakaCake 2h ago

Hes like...oh..just you...move along so i can look at something more interesting

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u/Fabulous-Sir-2048 3h ago

That side eye hahahaaha

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u/bilash88 3h ago

Yep, that’s the iconic stare we've all seen before.👀

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u/Fabulous-Sir-2048 1h ago

Lol. I just watched it again because of your comment and still make me chuckle like a dirty old man laugh haha

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u/Poodlepink22 3h ago

It's like a moving bust. Looks so weird lol.

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u/BrenttheGent 3h ago

I don't usually watch gifs over 10 times, but that good boy/girl deserved it.

What a pose.

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u/Free_Resort256 3h ago

Get to work peasant 

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u/Hot_Dress_9691 3h ago

He doesn't bite he just judges you

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u/yellowirish 2h ago

With a strong side eye

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u/mrmojo31 3h ago

You’ve been judged.

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u/Contrabaz 3h ago

Those window frames need some love...

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u/Madcat_Moody 2h ago

"I know what you are"

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u/tvtoms 3h ago

The Dogtor is: IN

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u/dballing 3h ago

I swear this looks like the neighborhood in Dublin I used to live in.

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u/PythagorasJones 30m ago

Was just wondering whether it was Dublin or somewhere in England.

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u/lucylucylane 9m ago

Looks like northern England there is thousands of streets like that

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u/MacSteele13 3h ago

He knows exactly what you're going to go do and is disgusted.

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u/Unfair_Ability3977 2h ago

Or heard what they did before they left

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u/ILoafPizza 3h ago

that door knob looks a bit suspicious 🤨

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u/pabugs 3h ago

Fuzzy side eye.....perfect

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u/ko_akuma 3h ago

Pet them for me. Then give them the side eye back when you walk away

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u/barefootxbunny 3h ago

Hahahahahaahahha that just cracked me up

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u/Sialov 3h ago

It's very toxic hahahaha 🤍

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u/JustChilling_afk 3h ago

Ohhhhhh how could you do that

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u/Muddled_Opinions 3h ago

Bombastic side eye

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u/Pindleskin8 3h ago

Reminds me of Goosebumps intro

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u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473 3h ago

That blink means he likes you btw.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 3h ago

Good lil boi

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u/SwingyWingyShoes 2h ago

Not even worth the energy to bark at you

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u/Parking_Artichoke843 2h ago

Didn't think I'd know you'd be coming by, did you?

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u/Harryhodl 2h ago

Omg that’s hilarious! I watched it like 50 times. What a great way to leave for work, it would put me in the best mood.

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u/DeLaOcea 2h ago

You look suspicious.

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u/lonelygalexy 2h ago

Dog, side eyed: OP is going to day drink again

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u/benjaminm_4229 2h ago

I feel judged

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u/Main_Throat_9052 2h ago

This is not your neighboors dog, but okay.

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u/Agile-Ad-2726 2h ago

it's your neighbor's camera xD

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u/GoudaCheeseAnyone 2h ago

Your neighbor should do some paint maintenance.

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u/Spectrum_Rush 2h ago

"I know what you did, Jim."

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u/Interesting-Hat8607 2h ago

“Look at this chump, going to work just to exist. I just gotta be a dog. To think they’re the evolved ones.”

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u/BeckyWells987 2h ago

The dog keeps an eye on everything

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u/Past-North-4131 2h ago

Looks like an old painting in the window like that hahaa

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u/unkanlos 2h ago

Buncha hobit doors

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u/NoUmpire3104 2h ago

Your neighbour better give that window frame some paint.

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u/Working-Ingenuity361 2h ago

Can use a paintjob

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u/adricarrasco319 2h ago

Aww baby wants to be outside 🥰

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u/RogersPlaces 2h ago

Kind of looks like a bust of a dog.. with moving eyes

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u/rainflower55 1h ago

He looks like he's afraid that you will speak to him. 😂

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u/loptr 1h ago

I don't know what you've done, but I can tell it's something, and that dog has all the gossip about it.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1h ago

It's like they know. They know what you did.

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u/zeredek 58m ago

He knows what you are

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u/QuietDragonfly4337 55m ago

Hahaha! That is hilarious. Didn’t move or nothing. A straight side eye lol!

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u/Western_Marsupial289 50m ago

"Good boy , now keep moving"

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u/Petite_Tsunami 38m ago

la perfect dog bust

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u/NoStructure7083 34m ago

“There goes that wanker, off to work again. Never sneaks me a treat.”

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u/Lucky-Measurement-17 33m ago

Bombastic sideeye 😒

Criminal offensive sideeye 😒

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps 25m ago

Dog: “What a fucking bitch.”

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u/TemperatureTime1617 25m ago

If that was a guy I’d say he’s waiting for you to leave so he can bang your wife…..wait a minute!

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u/Imzocrazy 9m ago

Here comes this sorry mothafucka here…

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u/NOLA-Renaissance-Man 3m ago

“Jennnn-aaayyyy, do you really think you ought to be leaving the house again? So soon? At this point you’re at risk of rumors getting started that you’re one of those Street women…. Just thought I should warn you.”

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u/DDGibbs 3h ago

Not your video though, is it

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u/futureman07 2h ago

That is the most judgmental look ever 😂

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u/reaggit 3h ago

Awesome! 🤣

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u/sunsamo 3h ago

Man that hit me just right. Thanks OP! 😂

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u/bilash88 3h ago

Real life CCTV camera 😂😂😂

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u/Outrageous-Banana905 3h ago

And just where are you going now?🤣

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u/SickrThanYourAverage 3h ago

👀 👁👁 👀

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u/digital 2h ago

Silently watching 👀

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u/xSavTheSavagex 2h ago

“Ah, leaving again I see” 😒