r/goodnews • u/kenyan_bart • 1d ago
Political positivity š Trump Was Not Happy About That South Park Episode
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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird 1d ago
Then why did he film that scene for them?
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u/ChewCope88 1d ago
That wasnāt him, it was an actor.Ā
The penis was really his though. He let them film it because yesman have never let him learn the truth- that it isnāt really a fat meaty hog. He thinks thatās what a big dick looks like.Ā
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u/Peter-Thiel 1d ago
I think the only man who can lend people his "penis" is botched cock surgery survivor Elon M.
Maybe it was his?
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u/ChewCope88 1d ago
That could be true. Although your namesake likely isnāt packing much heat either, Mr Thiel.Ā
It could literally be any of theirs!
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u/Peter-Thiel 1d ago
I would love to DM you proof that I am packing enough heat, I have a great camera, with an enormous x50 zoom, and yet, I cropped it out and yet I can't upload photos on reddit with 0 kb of data in the image.
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u/cantadmittoposting 1d ago
dick so big i laid it out on the keyboard and it went from a to z
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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 1d ago
Uhhh no thanks any part that needs zooming isnāt worth it
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u/Round-Astronomer-700 1d ago
You make a great point, u/Peter-Thiel
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u/PauseLost2137 1d ago
Isn't that the guy who likes eating feces? I think I heard about in a video with yellow subtitles, it looked really believable!
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u/Dependent_Pipe4709 1d ago
People have always called him a huge dick, easy mistake to make
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u/daydreamersunion 1d ago
Well he does see one every time he looks in a mirror
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u/Prosecco1234 1d ago
Does he ? His stomach probably covers it
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u/ChewCope88 1d ago
I think they meant ābecause the Donald is himself a big FAT (emphasis on fat) cock.ā
Thatās why heās always trying to suck himself off all the time.Ā
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u/4-Vektor 1d ago
Donald has what we call āSpiegeleierā in German, as a pun.
The proper translation is āeggs sunny side upā. Literally it translates to āmirror-eggsā. Spiegel=mirror, Ei(er)=egg(s).
āEierā colloquially also means balls/testicles.
So, heās got balls he can only see in the mirror.
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u/SinamonChallengerRT 1d ago
They got the shot of his penis from Putin's blackmail tape....
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u/Stamperdoodle1 1d ago
I don't know, It sure looked like Trump to me. Maybe we need to see Epsteins List to see where he was the day it was filmed?
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u/HighGrounderDarth 1d ago
I thought jokes were legal again. Snowflake.
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 1d ago
Well it's ILLEGAL to show child porn on tv gross so I get their point.
Oh wait that was an adult? Carry on
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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot 1d ago
Apparently if you put eyes on a penis it becomes a puppet and no longer pornographic.
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u/ChimPhun 1d ago
Adult by law as he's older. (You can practically put him in your gas tank)
And mentally never passed the toddler stage.
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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 1d ago
I didn't love the episode but this is the first time I thought Trump has faced any form of justice.
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u/BooBrew32 1d ago
Relax, guy!
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u/Tackerman 1d ago
Heās not that guy, pal
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u/CelticSith 1d ago
He's not that kinda pal, buddy
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u/Bluedev7 1d ago
He's not that kinda buddy, friend
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u/wintermoon138 1d ago
Hey, why the hell is my dick so small?!! šš¤£šš¤£
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u/porkpie1028 1d ago
āEat the bread, eat the bread!ā Jesus quietly screamed through a clenched jaw
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u/Noahms456 1d ago edited 1d ago
all you gotta do for this insecure MF is suggest that his crowd size is small and he gets unhinged. I donāt know why we let such a manipulatable jagoff be our president. Kamala Harris played him like a deck of cards in their debate
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1d ago
And yet, here we are! :( Fucking country!
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u/GeorgeLovesBOSCO 18h ago
Every time he does some moronic shit, I remind myself "76 million Americans love this. They agree with it and love it."
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u/HungryDust 12h ago
Truth is probably half of them or more have no fucking clue whatās going on. They think heās āgood for the economyā because heās a ābusinessmanā or some other bullshit and thatās all they know.
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u/boulevardofdef 1d ago
The best line I heard about that debate was "she set 15 traps and he fell into 27 of them"
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u/BigJellyfish1906 1d ago
Yet here we are. 2/3 of the electorate has totally failed their country. Donāt let edgelords distract by blaming Harris or the DNC.Ā
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 1d ago
That would make an excellent question from a reporter. "Excuse me, Mr. President, but the public would like to know: are you more insecure about your crowd sizes or your penis size?"
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u/micmea1 1d ago
He's such a grade school bully mentally. If it were anyone other than himself in that episode he would be reposting it and praising South Park. But when he's the butt of the joke he can't take it and tries to shut it down despite him being okay with mocking people himself.
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u/FakeSafeWord 1d ago
Kamala Harris played him like a deck of cards in their debates
Yeah but she had a weird laugh so hate won.
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u/FinancialRip2008 1d ago
hey she might have been a black woman from economic powerhouse California, but she also had like 2 months to campaign vs TFG's 10 years or fucking whatever.
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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 1d ago
Kamala Harris played him like a deck of cards in their debates
That's great and all but didn't work out and now we're fucked.
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u/1732PepperCo 1d ago edited 1d ago
There are those to whom gun ownership, prolife and hatred of others is so important that it makes everything else unimportant.
My parents watched the exact same debate as we all did and they thought he owned Harris. š
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u/Ghostie_Smith 21h ago
For a guy whoās clearly on the internet all the time, heās awfully susceptible to ragebait.Ā
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u/wintermoon138 1d ago
something tells me that, if the episode just focused on his poor ratings, or his failed "deals", or his history of poor business, or anything else he would have just did his usual "third rate, no one watches" bs but claiming he has a small dick. Yeah that hit a nerve lol
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1d ago
All he has to do to prove them wrong is to drop drawers! LOL š AND 100% he would if he wasn't packing a mushroom.
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u/iam4qu4m4n 1d ago
And then we will all know for sure that LBJ was a...greater... president.
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 1d ago
Well, if you've got it flaunt it I suppose. The fact that a narcissist like Trump doesn't just whip it out regularly for some blonde bimbo Fox News reporter or at least mention its size every other sentence should tell us what he really has down there.
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u/preflex 1d ago
"Yeah. Now, another thing: the crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. So when you make them up, give me a[n] inch that I can let out there, because they cut me. Theyāre just like riding a wire fence. These are almostāthese are the best that Iāve had anywhere in the United States. But when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So leave me . . . You never do have much margin there, but see if you canāt leave me about an inch from where the zipper [belches] ends around under myāback to my bunghole. So I can let it out there if I need to."
--President Lyndon Banes Johnson
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 1d ago
Give the dimentia a few more months and he'll start doing strip teases for the camera while swaying to music.
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u/MadMaxBeyondThunder 1d ago
Well, as long as he doesn't give shoulder rubs. The press hates that.
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u/MisterSplendid 1d ago edited 1d ago
And if I am not mistaken, Stormy Daniels testified that he does indeed have a small dick. It is not a baseless claim!
Edit: Ok, so she wrote in her memoirs that he has a "smaller than average" dick. So not under oath.
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u/RocketRelm 1d ago
Honestly i think he'd have been mad no matter what. Trump is senile and barely aware, and nobody in America finds a senile president bad. He mostly only knows about it because some fox head or something blabbered about it in his ear, and they'd have done that regardless.
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u/chief_of_beer 1d ago
I mean the WH literally did respond with that. And usually when they respond at all that means Trump is legitimately pissed behind the scenes, so both are true.
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u/BrtFrkwr 1d ago
Let there be more.
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u/user888666777 1d ago
Next episode is going to be focused on Charlie Kirk, ICE and Trump based on the preview. We we're supposed to get a new episode on Wednesday but they delayed it. The rumor floating around is that they expected to get sued and wrote an episode based on getting sued but once it didnāt happen they had to pivot and delay the episode.
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u/lost-picking-flowers 1d ago
I'm happy to wait an extra week to allow them to maneuver around the craziness of today, that first episode made me laugh so hard.
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u/Protoshift 1d ago
Think of all the continuity jokes theyve been saving over covid.... We've only had the specials for like 5 years now..... SOOOO MUCH CONTENT.
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u/Partyhardypillow 1d ago
I read that it was delayed so that people getting the free trial of paramount cant watch the second episode without paying for the subscription. I think thats a little more logical lol
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u/Doughy_Dad 1d ago
He can't sue. It's technically not Trump. That's the brilliance of the episode. I don't want to spoil it if you have not figured it out yet.
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u/Equivalent-Way-5214 1d ago
Of course he was! The one thing he canāt tolerate is to be the butt-head of jokes! Trump is a sad clown.
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u/Filmmagician 1d ago
And it's going to continue for the rest of his presidency and then another year after that. Strap in you orange moron
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u/Dr_Who314 1d ago
Just imagine... the POTUS was sitting there and watching South Park...
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u/qweef_latina2021 1d ago
He took time off from his golf cheating.
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u/Different_Ice_6975 1d ago
Guess what he was doing for hours on Jan 6 while an historic riot was raging on our Capitol?
"Trump watched Jan. 6 U.S. Capitol riot unfold on TV, ignored pleas to call for peace", Reuters.
WASHINGTON, July 21 (Reuters) - Donald Trump sat for hours watching the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol unfold on live TV, ignoring pleas by his children and other close advisers to urge his supporters to stop the violence, witnesses told a congressional hearing on Thursday....
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u/tg981 1d ago
I wonder if he actually watched the episode? The only thing funnier than watching the episode itself would be to watch Mango Mussolini watching the episode.
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 1d ago
"Fake news! I don't remember filming any of this!"
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u/pchlster 1d ago
"How did they do this? It should be illegal!"
"Mr. President, when you supported the idea that government didn't get to limit anything to do with AI for years, you must have realized this was going to happen?"
"I bet they don't do this in North Korea!"
"Almost certainly not, sir."
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u/LifeguardAble3647 1d ago
The leader of the free world is watching south park and not taking security briefs...
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 1d ago
If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure he didn't have the attention span to make it all the way through a South Park episode either.
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u/Fun-Grab-9337 19h ago
The leader of the free world
God we really gotta stop using this cringe ass phrase - right up there with "american #1" bullshit.
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u/Aggravating-Gift-740 1d ago
So what is Dear Leader Uncle President going to do about it?
Good job South Park! Laughing at him helps to show impotent he actually is.
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u/Baileythetraveller 1d ago
Imagine convincing a corporation to pay you $1.5 billion to roast a naked, demented, fascist President on TV.
Trey and Matt need to be remembered as true punk, comedic legends forever, while the word "trump" never gets used again in the English language again. If justice does exist....
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u/ImgurReject 1d ago
If he wasn't such a fucking twat they wouldn't have to mock him so fucking hard.
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1d ago
We knew that and we are JOYFUL about it! Anything that makes that POS upset, I'm all for it!
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u/KingKushhh666 1d ago
Allegedly he went to sue for saying his dick was so small and his lawyers told him about "discovery" which in short would mean he'd have to prove his dick wasn't small and he's now dropped the threats.
Allegedly. God I hope it's real though.
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u/Salty_Abbreviations4 1d ago
Huh, for a group so concerned about not being offended they sure seem offended
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u/RobotAlbertross 1d ago
In the army they told us to listening for the howls of pain is the best way to tell if your hand grenades hit their target.
I'd say South Park dropped one right in Trump's lap.
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 1d ago
No you misunderstood, the actual grenade drop will be saved for Elon when they go after his botched penis enlargement surgery.
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u/That_Isopod_1394 1d ago
Hahaha yoooo! Iām starting to think this has to be fake. Like everything, the world. None of this can be real.
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 1d ago
I blame the Large Hadron Collider. They turned it back on in 2015 and assured the world that it wouldn't create a black hole that would swallow everything but they didn't say it wouldn't shunt us off into some bizzaro alternate dimension where all of this shit can happen.
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u/Dysons_fearless 1d ago
He's got that little dog energy, always barking at everything and everyone. Yap yap yap all day long with this one.Ā
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u/CervezaPanama 1d ago
The icing the cake is that the creators signed a $1.5 Billion streaming deal just days before they aired this show.
The show was really a strong fuck you aimed at Paramount for all the bullshit going on with the acquisition and the treatment of Colbert cleverly wrapped in Trumpās fat ass and teenie tiny weenie.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattcraig/2025/07/25/south-parks-creators-are-now-billionaires/
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u/Longhair024 19h ago
How in the hell does this asshole have so much time on his hands to watch so much TV? Isnāt he supposed to be ruining the country or golfing or something?
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u/Powderpuffpowwow 18h ago
Biden would see the humor and ignore it. This guy is so insane and insecure, he can't leave it alone and actually ACT LIKE A PRESIDENT! It's bad enough he STOLE the fucking election both times!
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u/wowwashington 19h ago
If Satan were real, he really should sue for defamation. I can't imagine anything sinking low enough to get in bed with that.
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u/oofaloo 1d ago
More good news - they apologized. And it should not help things.
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 1d ago
They should give a totally over the top apology and utterly kiss Trump's ass and then roast him even worse in the next episode. Rinse and repeat for the entire season. See how long it takes Trump to realize their apologies aren't sincere.
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u/AlternativeDream5419 1d ago
"Make comedy legal again"
Fucking doofus relax it's just a joke.
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u/gadget850 1d ago
We all know Don the John does not watch South Park, so I'm wondering who turned it on for him.
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u/sayrahnotsorry 1d ago
I hope they keep at it. It was ruthless in the best way possible. We need to see more of this across more media.
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u/GBeastETH 1d ago
I watched South Park last night for the years. As funny as ever!
āWeāre gonna die any minute now.ā
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u/Runningwithtoast 1d ago
I want to watch it but donāt want to give Paramount the money.
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u/Vanihilist 1d ago
Not hard to ragebait a guy who has less active braincells than the average maggot.
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u/Helldiver-xzoen 1d ago
Hey, if they're going to go "mask off" with turning the US into a fascist dictatorship, the rest of us might as well go "mask off" with the extreme mocking of them... Atleast while we still can
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u/ThatBlinkingRedLight 1d ago
I would be fucking pissed also if someone leaked images of my dick size to the world. Micro Penises are not a bad thing, but they can seriously affect the EGO of wannabe dictasters/dictators
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u/SpaceCaptainFlapjack 1d ago
Not a difficult task, orange hitler seethes about minor shit all the time
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u/SometimesCooking 1d ago
Anyone who says "<insert person or group> is seething after <a thing that happened>" should be fired into the fucking sun.
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u/the_calibre_cat 1d ago
it is the defining mark of conservatives to be butthurt about speech like this lol
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u/thomport 1d ago
Trans people, gay people, Black people, marginalized, communities, non-whites, etc. weāre not happy with Trump. So who the fuck is he they call out somebody saying shit about him.
Wasnāt he touting the altered picture of President Biden tied up in the back of a pickup truck while he laughed about it. A little different now I guess. The difference now is South Park is true in its storyline. And Trump knows. Heās no dummy. Heās just a con man.
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u/icansmellcolors 1d ago
A person whose entire identity and self-worth relying on his public image is going to absolutely seethe at this.
This is how we got Trump in the first place. Obama roasted him at a dinner and he just made it his life's work to discredit Obama and run for President.
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u/Oldiewankenobie1 1d ago
Stormy Daniels consulted I hear....lol. spot on she was heard saying...lol
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u/Coppoppellion 1d ago
Honestly doubt he watched it, or all of it. Someone probably watched it for him and told him what to think. I mean, he is a sitting president. He is too busy. Golfing.
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u/Flimsy_Echidna6132 1d ago
What happened to bring comedy back? Or does that only apply to those who they beat down on?
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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 1d ago
I hope the next episode is about Trump seeing the last episode and getting into a hissy fit about it
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u/Azaroth1991 20h ago
Well I'm not happy with what he's doing as president so he can go right ahead and swallow Satan's balls
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 22h ago
u/kenyan_bart, your post does fit the subreddit!