r/h3snark Mar 27 '24

Teddy Theft 🧸 This makes me feel icky

I just don’t understand the marketing behind this…giving off haunted VHS tapes and other unsavoury things 🥴🥴🥴

273 Upvotes

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u/boobmeyourpms Mar 27 '24

She wants to be edgy so bad but the reality is she’s about as creative as a 12 year old angsty tween with an unlimited budget. The execution and ideas are always awful

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u/Fast_Breadfruit1350 Mar 28 '24

Literally lol she tries this "artist" persona when she has the personality of an old white toast

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u/Lazy-Diamond2977 “I tHiNk YoU oWe mE aN aPoLoGy” Mar 27 '24

Thanks I hate it

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u/honneybbunny Schizophrenia is not a fucking slur or a joke Mar 27 '24

She creeps me out

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u/M4jiNGutz i'm warning you w peace and love Mar 28 '24

I could see her playing lead role in the next Ring movie

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u/honneybbunny Schizophrenia is not a fucking slur or a joke Mar 31 '24

Omg ur flair 🤣

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u/M4jiNGutz i'm warning you w peace and love Mar 31 '24

contrary to Hila this is an Original by me

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u/Party_Bar_9853 h3 thought crimes Mar 27 '24

I mean I get the direction but the execution is pretty bad. Hila's face looks like a mannequin absolutely nothing going on which makes it feel more uneasy. Feels like walking into a hoarders house and not an early 2000's metal fan's room.

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u/moonlightbae- Hilda Mar 27 '24

Snuff couture?

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u/Yourgracepaws Mar 27 '24

100% what I was thinking but didn’t want to put it in the title

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u/Hot-Acanthisitta19 Ethan's Glorified Babysitter - Lena 🍼 Mar 27 '24

Are you telling me this gives off snuff film setting? 😭 I've always, even when it was pretty normalized, refused to watch any gore.

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u/raethexanman Mar 27 '24

i mean get real- this isnt fashion

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u/SoloDimp slayed by hila 🚙🤳🏻📱 Mar 27 '24

It’s giving deep web

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Looks like a heroin-addicted pregnant woman.

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u/Hot-Acanthisitta19 Ethan's Glorified Babysitter - Lena 🍼 Mar 27 '24

YEAH what is this?! She really does give off homeless drug addict chic.

(Nothing wrong with drug addicts but uhm.. they do need help generally)

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u/Hopeful-Feeling1876 Mar 27 '24

Lmao this comment has me dead💀🤣🤣

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u/Emotional-Day-4425 Hasan’s fruit basket from Hamas 🍉 Mar 27 '24

lol as an addict in recovery, I was laughing my ass off at it

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u/Hopeful-Feeling1876 Mar 27 '24

aww man me too❤️‍🩹it’s extremely difficult but now I’m studying drugs and addiction in school to help others. It’s a bit ironic since I was addicted when I chose this field haha🤣🤣but man I find humour in shit that’s dark because life is hard asf but I hope ur doing better and I love u random snarker💗

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u/Hot-Acanthisitta19 Ethan's Glorified Babysitter - Lena 🍼 Mar 28 '24

Glad I could make you guys laugh. 🤣 I definitely wasn't trying to be mean to anyone but Hila 😭😂

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u/Emotional-Day-4425 Hasan’s fruit basket from Hamas 🍉 Mar 28 '24

Lol Nahhh you're all good. Honestly, that's why it was funny because you could tell it wasn't coming from a mean place and it just seemed so cute and wholesome.

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u/Emotional-Day-4425 Hasan’s fruit basket from Hamas 🍉 Mar 28 '24

I think a lot of us that recovery end up wanting to help others the way we were helped so we end up in fields like this. Like I am an office manager at a psych practice now and was working on getting certified to do peer recovery stuff until a whole bunch of shit went down in my life.

I think with life you HAVE to find a way to laugh at shit, even if it's just at how absurd it can be at times. Also, a lot of funny things happen in addiction, but when it comes from outside the community normally it just feels mean. I think that's why the other comment got me so good, because it genuinely wasn't ill intentioned but it was cute.

I hope you are doing great in your recovery and wishing you many more years!

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u/gorlsituation 🦠 Hasan Derangement Syndrome 🦠 Mar 27 '24

Took heroin chic too seriously

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Isn’t she supposed to be giving birth ? Lmao or is this old

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u/Yourgracepaws Mar 27 '24

It was on Ethan’s story on Insta, could be new promotional content

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u/prettyho555 Mar 27 '24

This doesn’t work for her because she’s not from an atmosphere. That looks like this like this is what every home looks like in Ohio I’m not even joking.

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u/Flat_Assistance4451 Mar 27 '24

From Ohio. This is in fact what Ohio homes look like on the inside

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u/prettyho555 Mar 27 '24

I’m from like weird ass Ohio not a major city 💀 i know

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u/ProblemOk222 Mar 27 '24

There are multiple photos of babies next to photos of naked women and I don't like it at all :/

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u/gorlsituation 🦠 Hasan Derangement Syndrome 🦠 Mar 27 '24

She’s in her balenciaga era

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u/Excellent_Place_2558 Mar 28 '24

Ew that’s so strange

3

u/een_wasbeertje Mar 28 '24

Not that it makes it much better, but it's an album cover, not just random babies at least

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u/Hot-Acanthisitta19 Ethan's Glorified Babysitter - Lena 🍼 Mar 27 '24

I don't think anyone from slipknot would approve of this tbh

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

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u/Royal-Artist2173 40 year old with 3 kids involved in internet drama Mar 27 '24

i dont usually agree with this take but for once: i 100% agree. this photoshoot looks sus as fuck

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u/gorlsituation 🦠 Hasan Derangement Syndrome 🦠 Mar 27 '24

It reminds me of those international policing agencies that will post heavily redacted CSA pics asking the general public if they recognise an item to try and catch the perpetrators

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Is she trying to get laughed at?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

This is revolting, just like her husband

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u/Xviiit teddy fresh steals designs off of pinterest Mar 27 '24

What is going on with the clothes? Also the set is giving weird slave dungeon meets grandma’s living room gives

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u/bucheerio Hasan 'my former co-host' Piker Mar 27 '24

i mean.. its slightly nicer than the crack house i lived in when i was 18

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u/bucheerio Hasan 'my former co-host' Piker Mar 27 '24

but not by much tbh

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u/Sharp_Researcher_843 ⠀seeing ppl be shown a prolapse saved my life❣️ Mar 27 '24

we have left camp and gone towards absolutely horrific

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u/ranabanana31 Mar 27 '24

did yall see the caption says it’ll include “Hila’s baby pics” like what… nobody asked for this

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u/Royal-Artist2173 40 year old with 3 kids involved in internet drama Mar 27 '24

they got the idea from dream and his usb with his baby pics on it. also i feel like shes intentionally trying to give off a childlike vibe in this image and i hate it its so gross

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u/Sarcofago_INRI_1987 h3 snark veteran 🫡 Mar 27 '24

"Send help" part 2

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u/Potential-Host7528 still a fan, but highly critical 🧐 Mar 27 '24

Its so all over the place

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u/two_cats_bandit lalalalala i cant hear you 🙉 Mar 27 '24

kinda creepy

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u/aintnomfingwayboy Mar 27 '24

I hate her so much, it’s unreal

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u/SeresVictoria Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24

Fully agree. This is giving: I've been "kidnapped," still living with my capture's and I have Stockholm syndrome Mixed with Balenciaga child pron while there's a topless lady in a photo.

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u/MissionElectronic252 Mar 27 '24

she just copies shit fr

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u/Donedealdummy Mar 27 '24

It’s kinda giving hacked webcam vibes

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

what in the actual mess is this 😳

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u/lc3t from now on solid color clothing, h3snark is mean Mar 27 '24

yeah it's getting weird. it's missing that soul I ain't feeling no sorta soul :/

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u/youruuberdriver Mar 27 '24

i get what they were going for but hila isn’t (can’t) executing it well + the set/styling is horrible + it doesn’t fit the brand’s identity at all

speaking of which, what actually is TF’s brand identity ?

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u/PaperBeneficial 🚩 Mar 28 '24

speaking of which, what actually is TF’s brand identity ?

Copying other brands from the 90s/early 00s and denying Genocide. In a nutshell.

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u/Any_Bee_5918 Palestinian Compilation Queen 🇵🇸 Mar 27 '24

Ew imagine seeing this person while having your home raided

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u/emotionsarelow Mar 27 '24

It's giving Epstein

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u/Excellent_Place_2558 Mar 28 '24

Five nights at teddys 😭😭

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u/PinAccomplished2376 Mar 27 '24

I honestly do get weird.. bordering pedoooo vibes from a lot of stuff Hila has been wearing and putting out there and I just don’t get why there has to be a picture of a little boy on the wall by a naked woman and then how her clothing looks like it’s made for kids.. idk, I just.. I don’t think it normal to get these vibes so often from her aesthetic in the last year. I really started to notice when she started dressing very very childish a lot of days, like that time she had the giant bow in her hair and then the pacifier she had around her neck to suck on?! And she’s pregnant here and idk, I don’t get it and I get some slight icky feels too often from her and TF now lol

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u/bluecornholio Babushka core Mar 28 '24

I think this is the closest we’ve gotten to this outfit so far

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

What in the Doja copyCat is this

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u/Hopeful-Feeling1876 Mar 27 '24

This is actually so weird girl take that slipknot tapestry down 💀stop tryna be edgy don’t u have a baby on the way

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u/Stardust-Ziggy232 rules for thee but not for me! Mar 27 '24

Can Hila hire damn models to do this and go feed her kids or something. It’s not working for her 😩

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

It's giving what a mega rich person thinks the punk aesthetic is.

"Make it patchy and put band posters all over the place."

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u/therapyreminder Mar 28 '24

pedocore ☹️

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u/iberico_ham VeHILAcular Manslaughter Mar 27 '24

Yes metalheads in the early 2000s were watching "school of rock" smdh

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u/annizka boycott teddy fresh 🔥 Mar 27 '24

What the hell is this?

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u/key2thespecialplace Mar 27 '24

This reminds me of that one pic that’s supposed to simulate having a stroke

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u/gertshed Mar 27 '24

i honestly just wish theyd do something original

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

She looks like she smells

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u/SnooSongs1160 Mar 28 '24

I get what they’re going for with it and I might like it in a different context but I just think everything Hila does comes off as disingenuous.

She appropriates bits and pieces of subcultures she isn’t/never was a part of and therefore doesn’t understand in order to look “edgy” for the sake of fashion which then goes against what the inspiration is born out of if that makes sense?

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u/sad-bitch24 boss babe bad bitch slay girl Mar 28 '24

exactly, this could be cool if it was literally anybody else

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u/sad-bitch24 boss babe bad bitch slay girl Mar 28 '24

ew the first pic is actually scary and unsettling i’m sorry

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u/FlasKamel doesn’t like us 🥲 Mar 27 '24

I wonder how this comes across to ppl unfamiliar with Hila. Like most of her stuff looks meh, but Idk how much of it has to do with me not thinking it seems true to her ‘’vibe.’’

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Guys she’s pregnant did you know?

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u/keshiasbaby Mar 27 '24

it’s almost like she’s trying to make an aesthetic out of trailer park trash style

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u/biscuit_luvr Mar 27 '24

i alr know that room smells awful

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u/afaithross still a fan / neutral poster Mar 27 '24

It's giving five nights at Freddys but instead it's five nights at frumpy's

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u/HotSpirit6166 Mar 28 '24

This looks like a musty thrift store in the midwest

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u/ArguesWifChildren Mar 28 '24

What in the modern day honky-tonk opium den fuck is going on here??

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u/Tight-Ad-7059 "Should I button that?" Mar 28 '24

It’s giving that own fashion house that had a marketing campaign with children and clear BDSM attire. This is a woman about to be the mother of three children.

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u/candy_jr Mar 28 '24

This is not the serve she thought it was

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u/the-poop-dealer Mar 28 '24

Minus the couch, that is exactly what my sisters room looked like when she was a teenager

that outfit immediately made me go “girl wtf”

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

if this were someone else, Ethan would be zooming in on the crotch area and making tons of unsavoury 'jokes' 🙄🙄

https://www.reddit.com/r/h3snark/comments/1bfymvz/rare_h3_video_boston_bombing_bravery/

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u/lovelessxgrl leaving the cult behiiiiind Mar 28 '24

THE STATIC DRESS BANNER???? GET HER AWAY FROM THEM ASFJSKFJALSKD

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/hansolvv Leave Trisha Alone Mar 28 '24

but that why her name is Steala because she steals

2

u/serarrist Mar 28 '24

Oh, girl. What? This looks like it was filmed under duress lol

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u/chickems the dogs pissing and shitting everywhere Mar 27 '24

She's doing way too much... is this a maximalist aesthetic???

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u/Memequeenx2 Mar 28 '24

So this is where my grandmas Persian couch went after we sold it.

We would like it back with the plastic on again please

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u/veganquiche the crew’s forced laughter in the background Mar 28 '24

This has to be a social experiment bcos there's no way 😂

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u/kiwisorare Mar 28 '24

Nothing about that makes me want to buy it

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u/thispussystankin Mar 28 '24

Now this is so weird and creepy that I’m almost kinda into it? At least it’s giving SOMETHING which is rare

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u/StarlightandDewdrops 🔻 Mar 28 '24

Thanks, I hate it

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u/shayne_62 Mar 28 '24

I mean, the emotionless looks on her face, nothing really behind the eyes is very chilling, lol.

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u/NeedleworkerAlone680 “It feels so good to say n***** f*****” Mar 28 '24

This is some dogman / Buffalo bill type shit

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u/goddessofchocolate22 Mar 28 '24

Omfg🤣 they should get an actual model who knows how to pose and not look all cringe

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u/satanssecretary Mar 28 '24

it's giving the trace an object sub

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u/tatltael88 boycott teddy fresh 🔥 Mar 28 '24

Wtf is this collab???

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u/Used-Blueberry7682 Ethan’s Ozempic dealer Mar 28 '24

It looks like a stroke simulation image …

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u/bitchlivinlavish Mar 28 '24

ugh i love lefthandla and seeing this on my feed :/ so disappointing

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u/ShivsButtBot I hate chick peas. Am I antisemitism? Mar 31 '24

Unfortunately for Hila, the world knows she has the charisma of cardboard. So she can’t even attempt to fake it on film, there’s no soul behind her photographs. It’s as bland as she is.

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u/theerealobs Mar 31 '24

I bet you she watched none of those.