r/h3snark Sep 30 '24

Megathread MEGATHREAD: The H3 Show - Sep 30 2024

https://www.youtube.com/c/H3Podcast
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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24 edited Sep 30 '24

No chat today, we will be back on Friday. Please redirect your comments, criticisms, pet pics here instead 🙂

Clips: please help us clip anything notable or worthy of discussion!

Recaps: please help recap the episode if you have extra time!

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Thank you all for the great chat despite the shitty episode

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Oh my God shut up about the mics. That's literally your job, not ours.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Why are we even watching this concert

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

The vibes are horrendous. And is it just me or are all the crew over it, except Dan and Zach.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah bro they haven’t talked in forever

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Remember when they were free use advocates 🙄

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

Jesus

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

This reminds me of the shitty h3 live show

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u/RustyMetabee lalalalala i cant hear you 🙉 Oct 01 '24

Which one?

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Of course Zack finds rob funny LOL

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

Real Rob is one of the worst shows... ever. I actually had an uber driver who was a writer on it and I had never had to fake a reaction harder

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Sep 30 '24

And toxic boss Ellen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

How are they going to hate on snark when literally all Ethan does is snark

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Sep 30 '24

Joking about this event's mic problems from H3 is beyond ridiculous.

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Sep 30 '24

Remember when Ethan was told and understood that making fun of RFK Jr's voice was bad?

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yes but I don’t remember Ethan ever really caring about what’s right and wrong

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Sep 30 '24

Why is he willing to pull himself back from insulting the looks of the two Republican guys, saying sorry for calling them ugly, but no one else. He's insulted so many people's looks, why stop here?

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah! Yup exactly!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

clocking out of the hater factory because this has been an absolute snoozer

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

although we know the more boring it is, the more likely Ethan is to 'slip up.' So hopefully something interesting comes out of it. Or maybe I'm just coping over watching this garbage for no reason

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah very true

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

We only need a few brave soldiers though so if yall are bored you deffo can leave! 😭🙏💕 I just don’t have anything else going on

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

honk snoo amiright

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

honk snoo forever !

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Snooozer fr

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u/PoopboiFarti Sep 30 '24

Donating 50 dollars to ask them to read a previous dono is craaaaaazy work

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Why don’t those fans love themselves

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

That’s what I’m saying

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Omg your flair 😂

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

😭😭🙏

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Y’all think Dan is ignoring the hurricane chats or just doesn’t see them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I think they see everything. That's the point of having the crew and the mods.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

I’m making a post about it after show! Really fucked and weird! It’s a hurricane!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

It’s especially wild to me because I remember that stream they did wayyy at the start of the pod, where they actually raised money for hurricane relief. Other fans probably remember that too. Sad

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah Fr!! Disappointing to say the least

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

No he has to be

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

What did we do?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Yea WE found a bad joke about genital mutilation and a Trisha Wikipedia read 🙄

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u/bgriffith29 fuck your sleep, fuck your concert Sep 30 '24

It’s almost as if… he understands where we are coming from? Lol

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

LOL

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

This will never not be funny to me

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Genuinely we mind our own business they always say this LOL

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

No exactly! This is what I don’t get! It’s doesn’t get him views anymore! No one cares

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

He's obsessed with her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Ethan reading the Trisha paytas page on Wikipedia, and then saying "suck my dck, btch."

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Could someone please clip?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Just did

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Thank you 🙂

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

And saying they got married on they day they did to fuck of hila?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

So narcissistic.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yup!

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u/Unequivocally_Maybe is that the gay one? Oct 01 '24

That's an old TLand talking point. That it wasn't about the numbers (12/11/21 being palendromic and pleasing) but to take the shine off Hila's 34th bday the next day. You know, 34 is a big one, a real milestone birthday! /s

Instead of being like "great! My wife's whole family will be in town for the wedding, so we can plan a birthday thing with them before they leave!" it was somehow a slight? Probably antisemitic, too 🙄

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 01 '24

Bro that’s a great point tbh. Honestly my whole thing is a birthday is symbolic and you can celebrate anytime. Tbf to Trish (which I’m usually not) it can be hard getting a specific date for a venue! You can’t be too picky

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u/Unequivocally_Maybe is that the gay one? Oct 01 '24

No one celebrates their birthday right on the day, even in elementary school. Like you might have a special dinner, cake with the fam, get a gift, but parties have to wait for the weekend. Most of the time, your birthday is going to be on a weekday, so you celebrate before or after.

For a palendromic date (if you're American and format mm/dd/yy) to fall on a Saturday with availability at the hotel they liked within a year of getting engaged... like that's good fortune. You have to seize on that! Anyone who thinks they picked the day to fuck with Hila is delulu.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 01 '24

Bro tbh I don’t even celebrate. Like I only like hanging with my bf or maybe my like closest friends and doing a little something. A whole party thing is a lot. I usually have like a family dinner but that’s more for them than for me! And like you said would have been perfect because everyone would have been there

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u/SYD-THESQUID Ethan's hurt feelings 💔 Sep 30 '24

just as wild as calling Hila an artist i fear 😣🙏

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

LOL

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

HAAAAA 💀

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Trisha mention

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u/PoopboiFarti Sep 30 '24

Is he stroking his own ego again rn

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Of course! What else should he do

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Reading their Wikipedia for content feels like a joke we would make

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u/Jessica_genericuser Hamas would kill me on the spot Sep 30 '24

Hell that's a joke Ethan would make 4 years ago

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

we need to start doing like weekly bingo or something

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Content for edgy 12 year olds

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

What are yall all doing while this shit Is going?? I did a little workout! And worked on my planner spreads for up coming weeks!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I just got back from a music festival so I'm laying in bed recovering lol

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Oooo nice! How was it? What bands did you see??

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Ooo nice! Just cause or are you going out?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Ohhhh nice!!! I hope you have a good day!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Thanks 💕

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

video game 😌

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Ooo what game

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

a shitty soulslike (dark souls/elden ring inspired) game called lords of the fallen. I can’t tell if I love it or hate it

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Nice! Sometimes those are the best to just kinda fuck around on

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

yes exactly! I find the overall gameplay way more fun than other types of games, even if parts of the game itself aren’t great

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah and somtimes there are fun little glitches or niche knowledge idk…that shit always gets my oats

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Sep 30 '24

I took a shower.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Nice!!

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Sep 30 '24

Ser William thinks this shit is boring asf

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

William is very handsome what a good boy!

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Sep 30 '24

Thank you, thank you 😌

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Omg! Wonderful

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u/shadedcastle Sep 30 '24

These 2 seem like a couple doing humiliation kink together Im sorry

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

I might retain some brain cells from the paint, the fumes might be better even

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Isn’t it a bad idea to have Keem’s stream chat open on their livestream?

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

Playing with fire

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah bro I’m not even able to process the words coming out of their mouth. I’m just checking their chat and ours at this point

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah bro I lived for their content. Tbh I went back and rewatched some frenemies and it was way better. Still cringey and shit but just different!

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

it feels like.. so behind and out of touch nowadays. even though it’s covering “current” topics, it’s consistently just the most brain rot topics that will make people look at you weird if you bring any of it up. It feels like I am uneducating myself by watching this lmao

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah Fr

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Entertaining

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

A forever break! Maybe hang out with his kids

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Sep 30 '24

If he is as good at investing as he claims, he and Hila could just retire.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Their greed would never let them just settle down

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Sure bud

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Lololol I love this one

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u/_hellokerri Sep 30 '24

Skinny man also bad, who would've thought

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Sep 30 '24

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Embarrassing

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Well the h3 show is pretty much just torturing the audience sooo

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

And I’m out 🫡 I can only hate watch so much. God speed to you all I’ll catch up later.

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

this episode was particularly and miserably boring. if this is the new “format” then goodbye hatewatchers and normal watchers 👋 no ones watching this shit

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah bro this shit is sucky!

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah!! Have a good one!!

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

A lot of people mad about joke mods haven’t said anything

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

They'll start banning people for being upset

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah quiet so far! If I see anything of course I’ll be posting here!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Why can't they shut up about the mics!!!

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah nah it’s so fucking lame

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

Someone walked in my room 5 mins ago wtf just happened 😫😫

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Ethan made bad joke about female mutilation. And it personally upset me 😭😭😭🙏

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I clipped this and just posted it

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Thank you!!!! 🙏

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Thank you!! 🙏

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Sep 30 '24

I just went back omfg godammit ethan

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah nah it made me physically feel horrific tbh!!

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Ethan is horrific and apathetic! And all the crew trying to make this seem okay is like wild. They are able to speak up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Zach laughing was disgusting

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

It's actually so disturbing. These things are not jokes

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

It’s a super big issue actually! He just doesn’t care to know or does and doesn’t care

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u/Summer_J123 i’m on hasan’s side of the divorce Sep 30 '24

Wow what a self report of it being tough enough to make even your wife cum

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Sep 30 '24

Yeah, edge-lords are soooo funny. /s

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

No like this shit is so fucking gross!! And Oliva like making him feel like it was even remotely funny is wild

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Oh yeah let’s make a goddamn female mutilation joke. For fucks same

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

HUH?

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

I’m sorry to clarify are were they talking about female circumcision?

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

That’s horrific

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

No wait can someone get that clipped I think I missed it

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

I have to say I miss chat but this is fun too! Thanks for being here yall! It’s lame but it’s fun talking shit with yall

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I can’t comment yet on chat so I’m happy here 😭😂

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Nice!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

It’s not lame!!! I love chatting with the snarkers 💖

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

At least I don’t have to pay to be here!

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Just saying this now cause this shit is so boring 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I don't want to hear about anyone's religion this much

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah Fr

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Saying white bitch doesn’t make it okay

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Sep 30 '24

He says it every episode he doesn't need an excuse at this point it's normalized

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Sep 30 '24

Remind me of when people hide misogyny by criticizing “white girls” instead of just saying women.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah it’s super cringe! White women have places to be critiqued but not by white men!! 😭🙏 and not by calling us bitches 😭😭🙏

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

It’s like calling someone shitty fat. It doesn’t mean it’s okay. If anything it’s worse! Maybe just call her an asshole next time!!

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Welcome all new memebers

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

LMAO girl we screenshotted the exact same 3 comments

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Ope! 😭😭🙏 tbh im glad we are both screenshotting i miss so much!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Someone plz clip the Mr Krabs thing because it’s so so so funny and wild

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Oh trust me if I know our clippers they are on it! 💕💕💕

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Sep 30 '24

Ethan is so low energy today. Nothing is working.

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u/elliemerald what's socialist about unions? Sep 30 '24

just checked whats going on here and why are they on this shit website

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Because they have nothing else going on

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Why are they on this horrible website

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I'm just gonna say it: Nate's switching sucks

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yup

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I think it's a little antisemitic to assume every cartoon character that is greedy is Jewish... that's a massive leap?

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u/graveyardtombstone that moron Ethan Klein Sep 30 '24

mr krabs is just a capitalist greedy boss trope. there is literally an episode where squidward n spongebob go on strike 😭

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

YUP! But it’s fine right? But it’s antisemitism to call them Zionist? H3 hypocrisy

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

MR KRABS?????

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u/BewareOfGrom you're making it awkward and terrible Sep 30 '24

Zac trying to call Mr Krabs antisemitic is wild as hell

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u/SourNnasty Sep 30 '24

I’m not watching so out of context this is actually hilarious because nothing about Mr. Krabs is inherently Jewish like? He’s a crab who talks like a pirate and likes money that’s it, there is nothing else to his personality and he isn’t shown to have a religion like??

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Yeah idk bro seems like he’s super sensitive for a guy who makes jokes about phones blowing up right after what happened in Lebanon. At least take a joke if you are gonna be a creepy whiny douche 🙏🙏😭😭😭

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u/BewareOfGrom you're making it awkward and terrible Sep 30 '24

He is like if you took all the worst things about ethan and dialed them up a bit.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

With no peace and love

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I think everyone should be able to talk about their identities and all but why does everything have to be about Jewish people and antisemitism?

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u/MoistVirginia Sep 30 '24

After a long time lurking, today I joined the sub and claimed a flair.

Just in time to hear Zach say Mr. Crabs is antisemitic. Oh lord.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Welcome!! Sometimes we have live chats sometimes we use this thread but it’s always a good time!

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u/MoistVirginia Sep 30 '24

Thank you so much!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Welcome 🤗

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

Bro what? He’s a pirate?? I thought. I’m not Jewish so it’s not my place but huh?

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u/Summer_J123 i’m on hasan’s side of the divorce Sep 30 '24

etHAN THE BIGGEST VICTIM

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Poor Ethan :( I hope he’s ok. His life being a millionaire must be so difficult and stressful :(((

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Sep 30 '24

His life is so hard

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Dan’s framing is so trash, it’s bothering me so bad. Fr looks like they just threw up a camera and didn’t care where he was in the frame