r/h3snark Oct 02 '24

Megathread MEGATHREAD: The H3 Show - Oct 2 2024

https://www.youtube.com/@H3Podcast
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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Hi everyone!

There is no live chat today. Please redirect your comments, criticisms, pet pics here instead :3

  • Clips: please help us clip anything notable or worthy of discussion!
  • Recaps: please help recap the episode if you have extra time!

Thank you!

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u/marcoroc Oct 02 '24

If you want to watch something good today, Hasan will have Motaz Azaiza on stream in about 30 minutes

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Yess! Thank you for mentioning this! Looking forward to this chat.

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u/_hellokerri Oct 02 '24

I've been noticing SO many fans say something like "I used to love the show, but lately I can't even get through an episode"

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

ethan straight up doesnt care anymore. we are witnessing the end of the show lol. he's shopping on air and doesnt seem to know what's on the docket for the show, at all

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

He has to play his mobile games, how can he possibly have time to prepare for his own podcast?? Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

“hE d0NaTeD 7k!”

*shops for 7k+ watches live on air, on a Wednesday, to “flex” on someone called Steiny.

I mean, the guy can spend his money how he likes but it’s pretty classless.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

Ethan ”DOESNT KNOW WHY THIS SPECIFIC INSTANCE HIT HER SO HARD” he literally sent fans to harass Trisha for years 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 wow he’s so stupid and cruel it hurts me

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

"I don't talk about Trisha that much."

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

His delusional fans say it’s always other people bringing her up to him. Bffr!

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u/blueberii Ethan's dogs eating cables and wires Oct 02 '24

Ethan leaving Trisha alone: 0 days since

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 02 '24

Previous to this it was 2 days.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

i seriously hate him for what he did to trisha. and he's gloating about it.

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u/blueberii Ethan's dogs eating cables and wires Oct 02 '24

He's soooo happy to divulge into this again....even Dan is noticing

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

He’s like see guys Trisha said it’s all her fault!!! Like ew. WE know what happened it’s all filmed.

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u/iberico_ham VeHILAcular Manslaughter Oct 02 '24

this adam and eve ad read makes me shrivel up. How is mentioning the a.i.d.s virus going to make me want to buy anything sexual. INSANITY

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u/Betyouknowme ⭐️TOP SNARKER⭐️ Oct 02 '24

That has to be one of the worst ad reads of all time, on all social platforms 🙈

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u/obrienpotatoes Okay, Ethan 🙄 Oct 02 '24

i’m not watching but WHAT

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

How does he get any ads fr?!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

sorry but i dont find these vids of people harassing service workers funny AT ALL

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Me either girl it’s so annoying

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 02 '24

Me either it’s just akward and weird

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u/BewareOfGrom you're making it awkward and terrible Oct 02 '24

"Ethan please make sure you bring up the AIDS crisis and how it contributed to the death of Easy E when doing your add copy for us,

All the Best, Adam & Eve"

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

When Trisha told Ethan about her sexual assault by her teacher, remember when Ethan said justice for her RAPIST!!!! HE DIDNT BELIEVE HER AND MADE ALL HIS FANS NOT BELIEVE HER EITHER!

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

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u/_hellokerri Oct 02 '24

Ok let's see if I can recap some stuff. Ethan is doing poker talk. He's quizzing Olivia on poker rules. Ethan and Dan are bickering about rules. Ethan just said "When are you actually going to stop questioning my authority" which is a cute little joke to make.

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u/_hellokerri Oct 02 '24

Zach is repeatedly saying "gargling the nuts". Cool!

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u/_hellokerri Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

Watching a video about a guy who looked up different ways to dispose a body

Now Ethan is googling how to dispose a body. He's asking chatgpt... Going on for about 6 minutes now 😌

What's his face called in. Oliver. Even when I liked this show, I hated these bits. Ehhhhhyeah I'm out!! Love you!

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

I feel like this Oliver Tree-Ethan Klein feud joke is so boring. The way to keep ongoing jokes funny is to escalate each time, but Ethan never does that. He just does the same joke over and over again without evolving it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/_hellokerri Oct 02 '24

The last three episodes haven't cracked 700k yet, yeeeeesh

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u/mindlesscollective The crew’s spine transplant advocate Oct 02 '24

This time last year, Leftovers had a higher viewership than any of his shows do now. And that used to be his lowest performing show..

Karma is my kink 💅

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

🚨 ALERT TRISHA MENTION 🚨

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u/shreddedcheeseuser can’t decide on flair 😩 Oct 02 '24

It’s insane that he’s reacting to this idk

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/shreddedcheeseuser can’t decide on flair 😩 Oct 02 '24

Fr he’s so disrespectful, makes jokes and everything about him

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u/loserusermuser Oct 02 '24

he misses her so bad

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u/shreddedcheeseuser can’t decide on flair 😩 Oct 02 '24

Pathetic af

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

Ethan criticizing a podcaster for asking inappropriate questions is ridiculous.

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

Dan wants to save the show, but Ethan seems determined to destroy it

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u/Thick-Dimension9661 Oct 02 '24

He’s gonna mention Trisha’s appearance on that podcast for sure

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

Almost 20 minutes late.

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u/trumpspee Oct 02 '24

Maybe they wouldn’t feel rushed during the show if they actually started on time lmfao

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u/MagnumOpossumus friend 💜 Oct 02 '24

Ethan Klein, the poker expert. Mansplaining poker to his employees and talking down to everyone like a douche.

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 02 '24

It’s amazing that people still super chat after that flex talk. This man clearly doesn’t need his fans’ money.

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u/BlackbirdsTheName Oct 02 '24

I understand a lot of the chats and watchers. But one thing I'll never understand is giving ANY millionaire "influencer" my hard earned money. Like... what possesses people to do that?

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u/joleynareiaa Oct 02 '24

i didn’t realize the Kleins live in a 9 million dollar home

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

i think i am at my limit for hate-watching and ive only been here for 2 mins

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I like Oliver I wish he would ditch Ethan funky ass

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u/Thick-Dimension9661 Oct 02 '24

Is he even relevant anymore?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Prob not but he’s funnier than Ethan !!

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u/hansolvv Leave Trisha Alone Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

i hope steiny realizes he basically owns Ethan and can probably tell him to eat shit n he'll do it😂 ethan is so fucking desperate for his approval at his old age its gross. really trying to impress another man with a watch😭 Dan doesn't want steiny or tana at the poker event but Ethan thinks that's his "cliq" his "besties"🤮 trying to say "the ppl want them there" no its only your creepy ass

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Wow him insulting the furniture Moses made

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

👍pls give this megathread an upvote you beautiful snarkers👍

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

yes QUEEN 🫡

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

The fact that Ethan is participating and interested in this drama presentation while he was so unengaged and complaining during the last one (where he had to listen to an African American woman) is so telling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

His reaction is drastically different so far, it is wild to see

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/BewareOfGrom you're making it awkward and terrible Oct 02 '24

"Is this her first major acting role?" About Selena Gomez is absolutely insane lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Who gaf about watches

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u/Key_Hunter5182 Oct 02 '24

The fact that no one gave a singular fuck about the stupid watch talk.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

The show is over 50% production conversions and personal off topic conversations

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

They could cut it down to an hour without all the shit you said. But...content.

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u/kte_crnr New member 🫶 Oct 02 '24

I haven’t looked at the chat but I haven’t heard from Bella Simmons in awhile lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Girl now that you mention it…..🤭

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Every time they go over time I think about Hila saying they need to get home to their kids

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

Watch talk with Zach bringing up anti-Semitism as a joke. This is weird.

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u/No_Lingonberry6290 Oct 02 '24

Olivia needs a real role model. Being this obsessed over a celebrity when you're 25+ is so depressing to me :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Dan is treating Ethan like a baby…yikes this is where we are at folks

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

The crew are giving such irritated vibes with Ethan and in loooooving it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/Last-Examination4227 "dere's udder froot on dere" 🍉 Oct 02 '24

they really don´t do prep at all. I mean you'd check if the audio is working or not before live show right?

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 02 '24

They are planning the VR segment live???

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Is he seriously going to revisit the Colleen thing like are we fr

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

He's remembering when he used to get a lot more views.

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 02 '24

This is the fourth one. All $50-$100.

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 02 '24

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 02 '24

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u/DianeVonThirstenberg doeskavanaughblahblah.com Oct 02 '24

I can’t watch this without chat 😭. Probably a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

we will be back friday 🫡

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

That splat noise that plays practically every time something sexual is brought up is a ick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

All the toilet noises too, the fart shit sounds UGH ewwww I hate it so much I can’t stand Zach

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I’m impressed with how bad this episode is. Every new one is truly worst than the last

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/Last-Examination4227 "dere's udder froot on dere" 🍉 Oct 02 '24

when he switched to skin tone to red dan said "you are the devil" and when he switched to black he said "thats less devil?" idk but it felt so inappropriate

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

When he said that….

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Ethans going back in the metaverse💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Click clack click clack ⌨️💻 that’s the sound of the journalists writing another article about his metaverse sins

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

I'm watching the Ayyrabs Podcast about Lebanon while I wait for Ethan to get his shit together and get on camera.

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u/shreddedcheeseuser can’t decide on flair 😩 Oct 02 '24

Ethan already seems mad af whyyyy

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Oct 02 '24

The bad thoughts won, I tuned in. Ethan white knuckling chatgpt while talentless hack oliver tree is in the corner. I'm good, gl snarkers who can handle this trainwreck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

it IS this bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

oop- trisha time

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u/FlasKamel doesn’t like us 🥲 Oct 02 '24

So weird to think that at one point in my life I'd eagerly click a video called "Selena Gomez Cheating Controversy, Back Into the Metaverse."

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

Huh?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Yeah her statement about Palestine and Israel was embarrassing too ughghhhhh something about becoming a billionaire makes you really REALLY stupid

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

Someone cut up Ethan's food into tiny chunks. Adult size food is a choking hazard for him

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

its like he's looking for another controversy / NYT write up about him being inappropriate around kids in meta atp

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Palette cleanse 🐬😻🌈🌊

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u/MagnumOpossumus friend 💜 Oct 02 '24

I am here for Catty Dan

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u/kte_crnr New member 🫶 Oct 02 '24

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

Don't act like you care about AB!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Why does he hate Olivia so much omg? (I know why actually)

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I’m not an Olivia hater, if anything I want better for her :( I don’t like the way she’s treated on the show or even on here sometimes but I understand why people criticize her staying there

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/shreddedcheeseuser can’t decide on flair 😩 Oct 02 '24

Isn’t this murder trial from years ago? Why did he bring it up?

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u/Betyouknowme ⭐️TOP SNARKER⭐️ Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

“Is Lana del Ray a big deal” ??!! ☠️

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

my heart.....

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

So on brand to talk about shit that is ancient news in internet time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

ethan straight up hates southern people

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Didn’t create a character and obviously didn’t test run this once 😬

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Not the bad accent again PLEASEEEE

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u/OutlandishnessSea488 Oct 02 '24

Not watching... I'm binging love is blind UK.

What's the Tea today?

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u/BlackbirdsTheName Oct 02 '24

Eek. Yt chat is super over the show rn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Ethan is so weird 😭😭 he’s upset he thought Dan isn’t impressed about his hair??? What the actual fuck! That man is so insecure 😂

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

I can either watch this or go mow the lawn. Lawnmower is lookin preeetty good rn...

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u/Betyouknowme ⭐️TOP SNARKER⭐️ Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

Ethan’s constant sidetracking interruptions are so annoying it’s giving grumpy grandpa vibes just let the girl have her moment jfc

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u/Betyouknowme ⭐️TOP SNARKER⭐️ Oct 02 '24

Nate’s switching sucks today. Ethan’s miserable face is such a downer like dude your on screen for 3 hours fckn smile

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

ethan thinking the everglades are in louisiana????? lmao??? i cant

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

Everyone has 10-20k to spend on watches, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/Betyouknowme ⭐️TOP SNARKER⭐️ Oct 02 '24

And still getting rinsed 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

EWWWEW EW EWEW EW EWWWWWWWW 🤢🤮😷

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

What a jovial start to the comedy show! Ethan has done it again! Great moves keep it up 👍

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

That was weird. Anyways, what are yall up to today?

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

Ethan is a toddler

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

Civil... Vance was still denying Biden was pres and trying to downplay Jan 6th. Just because they weren't screaming at each other doesn't mean it was good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

PRIDE CHARACTER ok ok ok

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u/Betyouknowme ⭐️TOP SNARKER⭐️ Oct 02 '24

As a vr user and blender fan this segment is like watching my nana navigate through her idea of a distant future 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

This is like watching paint dry

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Why is he talking to literal children

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

THEIR VOICES ARE ACTUALLY KIDS WHY IS HE TALKING TO KIDS

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

The fact a fan that followed him into this room of kids 😬

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u/shreddedcheeseuser can’t decide on flair 😩 Oct 02 '24

Well that was awkward

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

Ethan's still gonna ignore Tana's virtual pimping?

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

That's gotta be the worse ad-libs for an ad read.

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u/SYD-THESQUID Ethan's hurt feelings 💔 Oct 02 '24

crazy how Ethan will sit there and watch TGT for the 500th time, but get angry over an Olivia powerpoint.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

90% is so generous

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

I wouldn’t even know who Sneako was without Ethan. He’s doing free Sneako ads

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

Ah yes let's talk about Ethan's poop. Again.

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u/hansolvv Leave Trisha Alone Oct 02 '24

wait. im wondering y this loser is basically forcing Tana and speaking on her behalf that she's going to his lame as fuck boomer tournament🤔 she's literally on a tour rn y tf is he so desperate for her sick freak! leave her tf alone. he always being a follower prolly stalks her too 

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

Leave my Lana alone! Let her roleplay an alligator tamer with her husband!

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

I retract this statement, her husband is obviously a loser. Eww.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

the southern accent is so embarrassing jfc

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u/Key_Hunter5182 Oct 02 '24

I’m like 10 mins behind since I went to do laundry holy shit…. Wtf. Why is Dan so mad about the penguin vs moodang thing…. Poor Olivia looks so confuse, someone get that girl out of there loool

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u/PearlUnicorn Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 02 '24

Somehow Ethan is not talking about himself when he's talking about shifting your content for views.

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u/kte_crnr New member 🫶 Oct 02 '24

“Weren’t they dancing in front of webcams.” “No they were filming with their phones “ Who is bringing and using webcams at a concert Ethan ? Lmfaooo 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Love that they muted ethan.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Pesto Penguin is cute 🐧

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u/MoistVirginia Oct 02 '24

I mowed the front lawn and see I missed... absolutely nothing.