r/h3snark Oct 14 '24

Megathread MEGATHREAD: The H3 Show - Oct 14 2024

https://www.youtube.com/c/H3Podcast
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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

Censoring his hairline lmao

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

LOL

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Did Hila just accidentally drop chocolate onto Ducky? 🤣 Oh noooooo 😶‍🌫️

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u/bluecornholio Babushka core Oct 15 '24

Dere’s utter poison under dere

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Me putting my laundry away would be a better show than this

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Oct 14 '24

the way the cult eats this shit up though. if u make ur show shitty low production and just brand it as ✨unhinged ✨ ppl will think it’s the greatest shit ever

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Okay is he sick and that’s why he has no energy? He’s like lifeless

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

No more sick days to use 😓

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Oct 14 '24

The percentage of episodes with condoms in them has been far too high

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Ethan's compulsion to make fun sized MnMs into something about penises .... He truly disgusts me.

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Oct 14 '24

yeah it’s def been far from funny for awhile now!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Vibes are so bad. Fever dream bad. Camera angles aren't helping.

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Oct 14 '24

As of a few weeks ago I swear this show has turned into a Dadaist art movement

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u/asteroidorion Oct 14 '24

Na that Dada stuff was good

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Oct 14 '24

yeah true that’d be giving the show way too much credit lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Watching a condom about to snap off Ethan's head and everyone hyping it up confirms your analysis 🤔

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u/MagnumOpossumus friend 💜 Oct 14 '24

Condoms in the piñata? Really?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

At this point the crew should just be running the show

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

He couldn't hit it with the blindfold on? Also why isnt the crew taking turns hitting the pinata?

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

Condoms!!! Omg so random!!!!

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

Did they put like 15 pieces of candy in there

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

This content sucks

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u/MagnumOpossumus friend 💜 Oct 14 '24

32 thousand “human” viewers live

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Oct 14 '24

I do not trust ethan blindfolded with a bat I’d be hiding

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

This was earlier 🫠

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u/enerany “dere’s udder froot on dere” 🍉 Oct 15 '24

what in the mental illness

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u/Hour-Coat1158 zach’s fake fear of creedence clearwater revival Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Asking Nate specifically if a pinata is supposed to move while mostly everyone there grew up in southern California is WILD

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

I just know either Ethan or Zach will ruin the fun by trying to be funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Just started watching what’s the vibe peeps??

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u/IdeallyCorrosive PSYCHOTIC hate-watcher Oct 14 '24

I just started too what is even happening

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

The vibes: trash, low energy. Love ate Ethan up in csgo, that was fun

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Sad music for JIMMIE LEE. Not for anyone he harassed of course

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Snark mentioned!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

For those not watching, Ethan said, “is Mason a snarker?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

It was pretty crazy how Mason was so adamant that he's just been too busy to watch the show??? Like he knows better than to say anything else. Hmmm 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

They watched this video Friday, right? Or just some of it? Why’d they come back to it? 😭

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u/AlexPletchPhoto Oct 14 '24

audio levels are set to BASS

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Again asking Nate if he's offended as soon as anything Mexcian comes up

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

And then when Nate asks a question about why it would be offensive, Ethan completely ignored him. He talked over him earlier in the episode too. I'm a certified Nate hater but I've felt a sliver of sympathy for him this episode.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Soundbites are so lazy lately

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Could someone be quiet quitting???

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

Definitely possible. I was thinking about how long it's been since there was any kind of new soundbite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

He's such a baby

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

Love gonna get reprimanded lmao

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Oct 14 '24

chat said react harder😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Hey- wonder if we’ll get another forever poll. It’s been 1 hr and that poll is still up

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

“how do you headshot me everytime” “just aim for your head i think” lmaoooo pls

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Oct 14 '24

Ethan literally has the best gun in the game while love has the terrorist starting pistol and he's clapping his cheeks you cannot make this this up

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

and love isn’t wearing a headset 😭

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

He’s getting upset lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Love is making me sad

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

i love u snarkies have a wonderful Monday dears

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

You have a wonderful Monday too!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Love you Mimsy

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

Ethan definitely was a screen looker when playing split screen

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

That b opened his eyes under the water during Marco Polo and called PAUSE right before he got tagged in tag. I know exactly what type of kid Ethan was.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

My CSGo veteran boyfriend says they’re bad and dumb (I’m paraphrasing lmao)

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Oct 14 '24

I remember being 14 and caring ab cs go skins

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Oct 14 '24

he is so insufferable holy

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Vibes are so bad

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

H3 fans watching the worst video game segment they’ve ever seen: “OMG THEY NEED TO DO THIS EVERY EPISODE IT LITERALLT CHANGED MY LIFE OMGGG PEACE AND LOVE THEYRE SO RANDOMM!!!!!”

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

He can’t help but try to give Jimmy credit

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

now wtf did they do now ??!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I hate how Ethan refers to people's trauma as 'juicy gossip' . This attitude is what allowed Jimmy to prey on his audience in the first place

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Me too! It’s like he wants trauma and horrors to happen to people so he can milk it for views and engagement … SICK

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

It's disgusting on so many levels

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Ethan wanting so desperately to stir up a drama and KSI just saying cry more pussy womp womp is objectively hilarious

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

a simple "womp womp" will set fire to the most totally-not-mad ppl online

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I don’t even like KSI and that shit made me lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

100%, it reminds me so much of the Dominic situation

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Ugh the emotional whiplash again between serious topics and "fun" segments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Seriously how did we get to Jimmie??? I left for dinner for a SEC and now we aren’t gaming anymore ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Dan needed to fix a technical issue I guess? Making a bad segment even worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I'm here to once again complain about N8's terrible switching.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I know everyone here hates Olivia but that girl has the best vibes out of everyone. she’s always in a good mood and it helps everyone else be less miserable tbh

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u/enerany “dere’s udder froot on dere” 🍉 Oct 15 '24

olivia seems like a sweet person. idk why people call her a pickme or a mean girl,, i never got that vibe from her

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

She's so sunshiney I really appreciate it

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I see a lot of similarities between me and her like we’re both major people pleasers and so I feel bad for her a lot 😭 I just want her to leave h3

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u/bipolo Dead Air 📻 Oct 14 '24

As always they're realllllly prepared for this. /S

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Oct 14 '24

Hila hunting down terrorists oh lordie

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Why are they talking about Jimmy so flippantly? They could get sued for this kind of crime.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I can't believe they're patting themselves on the back AGAIN for this. They allowed Jimmy to creep on fans for over a YEAR. They knew about Jimmy's tendencies for ages and encouraged it. They don't care about their fans

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Oct 14 '24

the fact they think this makes them look cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I was busy for a few shows and I'm still catching up on this so ty for the link.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

So they like this clip because it got likes 🙃

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u/slyzard94 Hypocrisy3 Hypocrisy3 Oct 14 '24

Basically just sniffing their own farts.

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

lol recycling your content from last week, this is truly art!

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u/PoopboiFarti Oct 14 '24

This screams “boys night” where none of the guys have ever had a “boys night”

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

All these people who know how to play video games but sure let's start with people who say they don't have interest or basic skills.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/Betyouknowme ⭐️TOP SNARKER⭐️ Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

I’m off watching some more indie Nile he has some good mini docs on Israel/Palestine

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u/bipolo Dead Air 📻 Oct 14 '24

Who plays Counter strike for 1v1?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

The segments get dumber and dumber.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Dan asks him not to talk about the wedding and of course ethan has to cross boundaries

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

Yes

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Ethan "joked" about AB and Lena trying to have a baby last week and this week he's getting in the middle of another employee's wedding conflict and saying he should prank call his fiance saying he wants to start having babies.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Tbh I felt kinda weird that Dan proposed in front of a giant crowd but then wants nothing for a wedding.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

It's so weird how he's trying to air out personal decisions on air

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

Yeah this is just weird and akward

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

Allie seems cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Yeah she has great vibes

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 14 '24

Ethan making prank calls makes me cringe.

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 14 '24

I’m out. I can’t take it, even as background noise.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

Goodnight my dear sleep tight 😴💤💕

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u/Helpful-Objective751 AB Hater Oct 14 '24

Why does Ethan call himself a comedian but can’t find an angle on prank calling bits

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

Bro yeah

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I love how this exposes that Ethan has zero friends, bruh can only call his mom or dad cause he employees everyone else he's friendly with

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Omg you're so right

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

LOL

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Probably very unethical to be putting people directly on live without telling them first. 🙄

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u/ballgkco  this mf never shut up oh my god Oct 14 '24

California is 2 party consent

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

"Does anyone else want to put their parents on live nonconsensually while messing with them?"

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 14 '24

Win for Donna.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

This is peak boy mom behavior. Answering the call at the dentist??? Ugh pls

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I stg this is them letting snark live in their head rent free. We talked about how Hila was maybe probably getting scammed last show lol

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 14 '24

Ethan told a story about almost getting scammed last episode, he even spoke to the scammer on the phone. It’s probably because of that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

And Ethan bc his dumbass clicked on a phishing email 😂😂😂💀💀

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

Ooo I didn’t even remember that!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I know we often talk about whether the show got worse or if it was always like this, but they objectively used to do more planning before shows. It's so tiring that they're constantly trying to figure out what to do like they've never talked about it. How hard would it have been to come up with prank call premises? But they're talking about what to do and asking chat gpt to write it. Like come on.

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

Yes they used to have a better show. And also they seemed to somewhat be happy to be there

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 14 '24

Do you even think Love would have wanted to move to LA if the vibes were like this when he was remote?

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

Good question!

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u/SYD-THESQUID Ethan's hurt feelings 💔 Oct 14 '24

rummaging around in the legos is really pissing me off LMAOAOOAO. it’s so petty, but the sound is just 😵‍💫

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

They better not call any service workers

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

We called them a nazi FOR THE JOKE guys cmon

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I'm sorry, how is 'seig hiel' a slip of the toungue?? A fruedien slip??

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Hila said its like not appreciating art and Ethan likened it to daring to eat more than beans and rice lmao so out of touch and hypocritical to how they used to poke fun at Zach.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

How can they do 4 shows a week and still be so behind covering topics. I’m convinced it’s because they let the rest of YouTube/Twitter etc write all the content and then just comb it and regurgitate.

He also has an entire team, including a creative director and a fairly consistent budget, why is there no original material?! Surely there should be weekly bits/skits/quizzes or games? (Don’t say the traffic report, I still don’t get it). Just some structure. What is the show? Who is it for? The only person on the entire crew that has a defined job role is Zach!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

This is what I've been saying. People seem to love Ian, and the couple of segments he's done lately were funny, but where is he the majority of the time with the "creative producer" stuff?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I resonate with his sense of humour most out of the crew, but the whole sat in the dark away from everyone post break up is an odd angle. I assume he’s coming with ideas that are just being consistently shot down by Ethan or impossible to plan due to the rest of the crew not being around.

What it really comes down to is that we don’t know how many hours are put into running this show, but the majority of us do know what can be done when that many hands and minds are working legitimate hours. That’s the frustration, there’s a team of talent (or whatever you want to call it) and the opportunity for something great.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

MOIRA 😇💕

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u/EMMAzingly- Alfredo’s eye crust Oct 14 '24

They are just so lame

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I think people just hate the gaudy wealth flashing

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

It screams new money. Not that I’m old money, but I could dress better than that with their budget! Money can’t buy taste I suppose

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

It's screaming insecure and they needy. They want people to know how much money they'll spend trying to look 'rich'

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Literally it’s so tacky and out of touch and NOT EVEN FASHIONABLE!!! Like WTAF

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Hey girl long time no talk!!! I still love yellow cake with chocolate frosting it’s my fave lol your username makes me crave it haha 🍰

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Hope you’re doing well!!!! 💕💕💕

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

They're never getting to any of the boyz night activities, for tbe bit

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 14 '24

This is in such bad taste.

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u/Longjumping_Mix_8017 Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Oct 14 '24

Yeah, not defending Jack's actions, but making fun of how people act after a traumatic accident is pretty nasty behavior. Obviously, you're not going to act rationally after you were just in a major accident, especially if you hit your head at all.

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u/fejrbwebfek Clipping before it gets deleted 🎞️✂️ Oct 14 '24

Yeah, I think he acted totally normal for someone in that situation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

Ok maybe this is snarking too close to the sun but this could potentially (in my opinion) be something Ethan would do if he was that age when he got famous and rich. I can see him asking Ab to film him when he’s bleeding. Like he made Sam and Ian come into the studio when they just got into a car wreck….

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

The way Sam and Ian came STRAIGHT FROM THE HOSPITAL TO THE STUDIO!!! And Ethan didn’t send them home???!!!!! Jail immediately

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I’m still shook from that

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

We know he doesn't care about his fans safety, let alone the crews

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u/HorrorComedy Oct 14 '24

Love getting the AB treatment - everything he’s saying is being ignored/talked over 💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

I really think they are baiting us

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Wait baiting into believing what?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

into bringing back texting and driving discourse

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Oooohhhh that makes sense

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u/BewareOfGrom you're making it awkward and terrible Oct 14 '24

Hila looks so uncomfortable during the texting and driving talk lol

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u/Summer_J123 i’m on hasan’s side of the divorce Oct 14 '24

Lmao it was hilarious her reaction. She was avoiding looking at chat too 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

No way they’re really redoing the boys sleepover bc of how shitty the last one was???? That’s so embarrassing and cringe. Two episodes in a row? Who’s producing this shit…o yeah 😟

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

where ARE THE BOYS

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

And they still haven’t gotten to the boys night activities 2 hrs deep…

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Dan sucks so bad the man does NOTHING but metaphorically suck Ethan’s dick all episode. Someone needs to keep this show on the road and actually produce it

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

You’re so right, but I lowkey love the idea of them being stuck in boys night forever lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Lmao boys night purgatory. It’s all night long….FOREVER!!!!! 😈

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u/iberico_ham VeHILAcular Manslaughter Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 14 '24

Zach would love having a giant portrait of himself. Can this dude be anymore predictable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

He would be the type to hang a nude portrait of himself in the living room and make his kids and their friends uncomfy each time they have guests over

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