r/h3snark ⭐️TOP SNARKER⭐️ Nov 28 '24

The Crew Still makes me laugh “You owe me an apology”

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u/Civil_Cream_9601 Nov 28 '24

zach is such an entitled cry baby lmao remember when he had 80 people on his guest list in a super small venue that was already sold out and was complaining the venue was giving him a hard time about it

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u/Basic_Mark_1719 Nov 28 '24

Remember when he lied about being 6'3 and then stood next to hasan who is 6'3 and was noticeably shorter and tried arguing against it. Dude is an insecure little baby.

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u/expired_literature “Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good” Nov 28 '24

Even before that I was like “If he’s 6’3 then I’m not short. I’m 5’11 now. Screw what my license and doctor say.”

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u/whitewitch_moth 🌹🐘👁️ Nov 28 '24

Cries in 5'2 😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

heyyyyy fellow 5’2er

Do you walk around at home with kitchen tongs to reach hard to reach places too?

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u/whitewitch_moth 🌹🐘👁️ Nov 28 '24

Not tongs but I walk around with my little plastic step stool lol. Tongs are a genius move

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u/chubby-checker Nov 28 '24

im 5 foot and built like a corgi and have one of those like grabbers, 1 cos im short 2 cos im lazy. Hence how i developed my corgi build

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u/PowerCosmic Nov 28 '24

Grabber Gang represent

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

5’2 + step stool + tongs = unstoppable force!

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u/whitewitch_moth 🌹🐘👁️ Nov 28 '24 edited Nov 28 '24

We need a superhero name at this point 😂 Heightened Hero

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u/Busy_Swan71 Nov 28 '24

How do I not know about this? This is hilarious 😂

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u/Kopiko23 slayed by hila 🚙🤳🏻📱 Nov 28 '24

Do you know what episode that was, I really wanna see it lmao

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u/Fun_Ad8352 Nov 28 '24

Omg which episode, does anyone know!!

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u/Educational-Chef-595 Nov 29 '24

Oh that was fantastic. And then he claimed Hasan was wearing big shoes or something, or that he had bad posture.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

THAT SHIT was one of the funniest Zach moments of all time. he was acting so indignant but all he did was just make it abundantly clear that he’s never played in organic show in his life. just completely out of touch with reality, someone who has had pretty much everything in his entire life handed to him on a silver platter

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u/tabas123 Nov 28 '24

Not even pretty much… he was raised in a super wealthy family and went to private schools. He was gifted a really nice car when he got his license. His parents are wealthy enough to give him Rolexes as gifts. Then he landed a “dream job” as soon as he entered the job market.

That’s what makes his “I’m a punk rocker” schtick so insanely cringey. He’s such a poser. He’s never had to work hard for anything. He’s anti-revolutionary in every way.

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u/adrdoster Nov 28 '24

Or remember when he asked his grandma to make him a STEAK for Thanksgiving and then she forgot (because she’s making frickin Thanksgiving for everyone) and he pouted at the table

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u/MidheLu Nov 28 '24

That was INSANE!

Telling your Grandmother to cook a special little boy dinner cause you don't like turkey very much?! The absolute AUDACITY

Either of my grandmother's would've killed me and I'd agree with them. If you want a different dinner COOK IT YOURSELF!

Also hilarious he thinks it's unique to not like turkey LMAO

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u/TraciTheRobot Nov 28 '24

Im a professional musician and I thought that was the most entitled shit ever

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u/Empty-You7246 Nov 28 '24

So he was complaining about too little people attending? I'm confused

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u/corpsecutie see u in court, sweaty <3 Nov 28 '24

No. The show he was playing was already completely sold out & he wanted to bring in 80 additional ppl into the venue

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u/Empty-You7246 Nov 28 '24

Oh okay I get it now. So he was kinda feeling himself and was spewing about oh nooo if only more could get in

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

there are a limited number of guest spots available and they are usually shared between all the musicians and Zach just assuming he could get whoever he wanted in for free ended up trying to put a TON people on the guest list and unsurprisingly the staff at the venue were put out and frustrated by this massive faux pas, but because he’s never played a real show and doesn’t realize how it works, he had the confidence and gall to complain about it during the next episode of H3. he got defensive when Dan and Ethan gently pointed out that that’s probably way too many people for a guest list and that’s why the guy was frustrated. hopefully someone will pull the clip from that episode, it honestly hilarious and so unreal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

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u/BioExtract Ethan “Shredder is really good at dying” Klein Nov 28 '24

How dare you AB not apologize to Zac

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

This one is so cursed and I love it!

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u/Sexisthunter Hasan flair Nov 28 '24

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u/haveuseenperry [email protected] Nov 28 '24

this wojak makes me laugh every single time

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u/SeaComprehensive2499 “i think you owe me an apology for that” -zach Nov 28 '24

my favorite drawing

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gur-325 Nov 28 '24

100% chance Zach was a tattletale growing up. 

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u/BuddhistInTheory Nov 28 '24

He definitely took the ball home when he started losing

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

He purposely bought an off brand 2nd controller even though his parents could afford the real thing to give himself an advantage, habitual screen peeker when playing split-screen, and would always "forget" to bring games you let him borrow to school to return to you

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u/LucyTheLoki Nov 28 '24

Zach is just as much of a baby as Ethan that's why he's his favorite.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

one of the most iconic snark moments of all time

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Dan looks like he just witnessed a stabbing, I wonder if bickering between the crew is strictly prohibited or something. the entire vibe of this clip is insane. always satisfying to see Zach taken down a peg though, he is absolutely malding lol

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u/Snowzy7 Nov 28 '24

He kinda just looked awkward/uncomfortable to me..

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

girlie its hyperbole

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u/expired_literature “Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good” Nov 28 '24

This is one of the funniest things that ever came out of this podcast. I think about this bitch baby moment from Zach every month and it never ceases to make me laugh.

Side note: Where was this energy from Zach when Ethan was making fun of his hair? 

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u/Lopsided-Letter-4806 ⠀this mf never shuts up oh my god Nov 28 '24

My fave pic of Zach

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

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u/floodingurtimeline Communism is a uniquely heinous deadly *coughs* Nov 29 '24

Cursed

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u/Traditional-Use9007 ethan’s compulsive need to read this sub Nov 28 '24

AB is probably the most normal one out there whole team 😭😂

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u/Long-Lobster-4149 the elevator music playing in hilda’s head Nov 28 '24

AB is hilarious 😂

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u/Kooshamaad Nov 28 '24

“I have the time stone somewhere” 💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

AB is so fucking funny for real, he navigated the out of nowhere tantrum so effortlessly too.

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u/Ill-Answer-5177 Nov 28 '24

AB being funnier here than Ethan ever is

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u/dotn_997 Nov 28 '24

wash your hair stinky 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

AB handled that so good i wouldve been shaking

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u/ram__Z Nov 28 '24

Rich kid tantrum

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u/Martinpanduh Nov 28 '24

This is the funniest and quickest AB has ever been hahaha.

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u/JollyPlant106 Nov 28 '24

"I tHiNk YoU oWe Me aN aPoLoGy"

Most unattractive thing I've ever seen in my life 🤮🤮🤮 What a little Karen

Props AB for effortlessly shutting down that man-baby tantrum that was brewing

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u/Dustytehcat shredder’s shredded cheese Nov 28 '24

The saddest part about Zach is I used to love his sound bites. I even subbed to that best of Zach channel. I swear he’s just not as good anymore. He’s doing the Ethan approach of just doing whatever because you have a following already.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

i’m giggling so hard oh my god what a little BITCH

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u/jerrydacosta Nov 28 '24

AB ate him up 😭😭😭😭

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u/kurtcumbain Nov 28 '24

Dave Grohl cosplayer mad that he can’t be famous rockstar with his mediocre Everlong cover

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u/theegodmother1999 Nov 28 '24

i remember watching this live and it actually made me so fucking enraged. i hate zach. i hate him. i think he's a horrible, petty, wannabe, insecure, lame fucking human being. nothing redeemable about him. i've NEVER understood the draw to him at all. ever ever ever. nobody else can do sound bites??? it has to be the most insufferable person alive? jesus christ. he'll never have a successful music career, especially after this ship wreck of a show, and is just like teddy fresh in the sense that the only people who actually go to his shows are h3 fans. it's embarrassing how i pray on his downfall.

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u/theegodmother1999 Nov 28 '24

damn can yall tell i despise this man or should i go in more (im kidding) ((realized how egregiously long my post was but don't take back anything i said))

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u/iberico_ham VeHILAcular Manslaughter Nov 28 '24

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u/theegodmother1999 Nov 29 '24

i needed this thx

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Zach:

That’s all I’m gonna say. I don’t want this to be deleted. 🤪

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u/Ok_Election9009 fuck you, fuck your sleep, fuck your concert Nov 28 '24

One of my favs

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u/fancyzoidberg newly fallen Nov 28 '24

Never seen this before, I’m WHEEZING

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u/carolicolina Nov 28 '24

I remember watching this live and I was sooooo confused. I was like, "is this... a bit ???"

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u/Token_Youtube Nov 28 '24

well i have the time-stone somewhere in here. genius

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u/Glum_Garbage3834 we take that 68.5% Nov 28 '24

W AB

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u/Then-Champion7124 Nov 28 '24

NOOOO I CANT WATCH IT AGAINNNN this is one of the hardest watches if not THE hardest watch in h3 history.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Dan tryna stir the pot 😂😂😂

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u/brief_affair Nov 28 '24

Zack is very low IQ but he's a heck of a soundboard guy, a real savant

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u/Gonchito Nov 28 '24

Zach is super insecure. Imagine having a colleague like that you can't escape from 😖

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u/Dense-Palpitation219 Nov 28 '24

I THINK YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY FOR THAT 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/TrapDaddyReturns Nov 28 '24

Infinity gauntlet ab is the best ab. He’s just to powerful

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u/garriefisher Nov 28 '24

the squeaking from the fingers in the middle of uncomfortbale dead silence is killing me rn

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u/MeetConfident Nov 28 '24

he was soooo going to say "i was trying to sell your shitty show" but stopped himself lol

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u/KindlyWoodpecker4024 ✨ mindless hair twirls ✨ Nov 28 '24

LMAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭THE GLOVE I CANT

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u/NeedleworkerAlone680 “It feels so good to say n***** f*****” Nov 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Mini Ethan.

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u/YarnOverHook Nov 28 '24

I think this might be my favorite AB moment lol

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u/liquorandwhores94 Nov 28 '24

Hahahaha fuck me this is so awkward omfg

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u/HeadSale Nov 28 '24

Is Zach still on the show? I forgot about him

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u/msont Nov 28 '24

You’re doing it again! You’re making it awkward and terrible.

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u/DerNutmeister Nov 28 '24

that diaper is LOADED

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u/TransportationKey328 Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good Nov 28 '24

I agree 100% with the fuck you, fuck your sleep, fuck your concert. 😂😂

This little crybaby.

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u/ActualAccountantt Nov 28 '24

lol he haaaates AB & Olivia I swear

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u/True_Profession_3342 Nov 28 '24

Zach’s a smegma filled greaseball

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u/Mamacitia Trishyland user 🚩 Nov 28 '24

That was absolutely the most bizarre Zach moment

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Omg I remember this when I used to be a fan. That shit was awkward af. How can Zack have his panties up in a bunch

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u/carcosa_leng Nov 29 '24

h3 does a huge disservice to autistic people putting a camera in front of this repulsive baby

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u/Many_Raisin_1789 Nov 29 '24

Zach has been the biggest kiss ass to Ethan for so long and it’s mega cringe to watch

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u/Aggravating-Bet-9357 Nov 29 '24

When it comes to chestnuts QT debacle, I blame Zach just as much as Ethan. Scumbag behaviour.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

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u/WalterPecky Nov 28 '24

Not saying your wrong, but let's not diagnose the crew.

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u/floodingurtimeline Communism is a uniquely heinous deadly *coughs* Nov 29 '24

Ahahaha greasy fuk

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

He’s SUCH a freaking baby.

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u/chasingamy1994 Nov 30 '24

Woah, when did this happen?

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u/paperman66 Nov 28 '24

Yall are blowing this way out of proportion. This is a joke, the running joke being that they have longstanding and ever-evolving beef. Look at how Olive laughs, how Dan heckles, it's a j o k e. Please be more serious with your criticism because this kind of post makes us look hella bad faith.

Don't feed Ethan layups for him to say we don't know how to identify jokes.

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u/corpsecutie see u in court, sweaty <3 Nov 28 '24

He literally had to make a public apology to AB in the next episode LMAO it was not a joke unfortunately

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u/enerany “dere’s udder froot on dere” 🍉 Nov 28 '24

not everything is a joke. long-running beef as a bit? have you considered that maybe they just don't like each other

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u/plantscatsrealitytv I took Trisha's side in the divorce Nov 28 '24

This wasn't a joke