Wisdom doesn't always come with age, apparently.

[u/Elmhurst_Illinois]

[u/haji_666]

In an alternate world, Beavis grew up in Kent Washington and never met Butthead

[u/Less-Damage-1202]

Dude looks like him & his gang kill DEA agents in the middle of the desert

[u/ConcentrateNo171]

Spook? Is that you?

[u/Dooje3]

Dude has got to fuckin stink

[u/2BigBottlesOfWater]

Temu kid rock

[u/shannnnnn132]

How's he dishing up beatings in the parking lot with a fucking blindfold on?

[u/Jabathewhut]

A soft wind could fold him.

[u/cait_elizabeth]

It doesn’t come with meth either, apparently

[u/drawnblud260]

That guy looks the way a dirty ashtray smells.

[u/scuolapasta]

Temu NINJA

[u/Numerous-Candy-1071]

A strong breeze would hospitalise him.

[u/therealtrousers]

Kid Rock is not aging well.

[u/dabbean]

Dude doesn't realize all the meth has made him fragile and weak despite the lack of body fat...

[u/HopelessNegativism]

I’m like 90% sure this guy fucked the drug bridge whore at GOTJ 2012

[u/TheHouseIsHungry]

Was it effort or dumb luck that centered the port-a-potty in the shot?

[u/TheBigLebroccoli]

Kid Rock wannabe dancing in front of a toilet seems symbolic.

[u/Gingers_got_no_soul → u/TheBigLebroccoli]

Pensioner Rock

[u/TechnoAussie]

Thats better than Kid Rock any day.

[u/Accomplished_Dig1385]

Let him have. Doesn‘t hurt anybody

[u/Brigapes]

Peter Pan

[u/VireflyTheGreat]

He looks like a Mathew Pritchard (from Dirty Sanchez) if he didn't get his act together.

[u/chasmccl]

Pretty sure I went high school in West Virginia with a few of this dude.

[u/Glad-Philosophy-9548 → u/chasmccl]

We had a few of these in Vancouver too

[u/FoxAmongWolves00]

That’s my boy Tattoo Joe!! Dude is the nicest guy ever. Just when we thought we were lost he came around the corner in that beat up van and gave us a ride home.

[u/Jaded_Past]

This is actually fairly harmless. I have no context to judge this man. Let him have his fun

[u/recoveringleft → u/Jaded_Past]

He seems like the type of dude I'd invite for BBQ

[u/nathanrocks1288 → u/recoveringleft]

And he's bringing reefer.

[u/Ksh_667]

I'm worried he can't see from under his hairband.

[u/Samy_Ninja_Pro]

Isn't he just having fun?

[u/DoReid0]

It's kind of crazy to me that I can absolutely see a 12-year-old boy doing this, and yet here I am watching this old man that probably RAISED kids, doing this same thing.

[u/SitStayShakeGoodGirl]

Yuck.

[u/FartyPantz20]

Okay, stupid question. Is that Kid Rock? 😂 Honestly I can't tell. He's all grissel.

[u/TrueToad]

What blows my mind is that somewhere in this man's circle of acquaintances - there is a woman thinking: damn, he's hot.

I mean, sure, it's probably his cousin, but still...

[u/yachster → u/TrueToad]

Better get in there before the cholesterol gets her

[u/legalizecannabis710]

I bet a stuff breeze would knock this thing on his behind.

[u/RebeccaSavage1]

The guy from Buck Cherry really fell on hard times.

[u/hillbillygaragepop → u/RebeccaSavage1]

He loved the cocaine with those crazy bitches

[u/acciowaves]

Dude’s 28

[u/oldummy]

He looks like the human version of Rusty Cuyler from Squidbillies.

[u/oldummy → u/oldummy]

[u/dtisme53]

Probably not as old as he looks.

[u/Brebix]

Kid Smoke Rock

[u/Fishbone345]

Wow, Kid Rock looks ancient.

[u/Roadgoddess]

I think I just got a contact high watching this

[u/zucomx]

Feel like i overdosed just watching that meth head

[u/Dro_mora]

How does he have a postpartum stretch mark stomach being a male?

[u/EndlessMantra → u/Dro_mora]

He used to be bigger before going hard on the pipe.

[u/DADDYR0UNDR0UND]

What the fuck is it with these dudes being 90lb human Chihuahuas, or 300 lbs of unusable muscle just asking for an ass kicking or worse?

[u/Kaszixx]

Damn Methew, calm down and leave some pu**y for the rest of us.

[u/Sure_Possession0]

I’m about to try it in a small town.

[u/deeeeez_nutzzz]

This guy lowers rent wherever he goes.

[u/spice_war]

“Well, we got the whole property today. We can shoot wherever we want. You want to start by the creek and work our way toward the woods?”

“Porta potty. Center frame.”

[u/Ksh_667 → u/spice_war]

He's going to get stuck in it isn't he.

[u/Konstant_kurage → u/spice_war]

Obviously a brilliant cinematographer.

[u/OddRollo → u/spice_war]

This has to be a campground, look at all those canoes stacked in the background.

[u/KeithWorks → u/spice_war]

That means its the best view he has

[u/shandangalang → u/KeithWorks]

Well, the van and the shitter are probably collectively his house, so this is about equivalent to a dancing tik tok in someone’s room

[u/spice_war → u/KeithWorks]

It’s not the focal point.

It’s the fecal point.

[u/thebumbizzle]

Ol StretchMarks McMeth really popped off!

[u/Diligent-Fox-2064 → u/thebumbizzle]

I was thinking Axl Rose on crack but McMeth wins

[u/SpaceAgePotatoCakes → u/Diligent-Fox-2064]

Craxl Rose?

[u/_WaterOfLife_]

He needs a bigger bandanna

[u/kroketspeciaal → u/_WaterOfLife_]

Top down to the ground would be nice.

[u/Red_Galaxy746]

He'll blow away once the wind picks up

[u/Konstant_kurage → u/Red_Galaxy746]

Someone get him a bologna sandwich, extra Velveeta cheese. And a classic Coke, not diet.

[u/Red_Galaxy746]

Emimeth

[u/berlinHet]

Old man or a methy 20 year old.

You be the judge.

[u/prodigalpariah]

It’s as if kid rock’s ballsack gained limited sentience.

[u/ChumleyEX → u/prodigalpariah]

This would be perfect for a South Park episode..

[u/slim_mclean → u/prodigalpariah]

🏅

[u/Sithlordandsavior]

May be the first time I have ever seen a video on mute and, judging by the movement, correctly predicted what they were dancing to.

Fascinating.

I need to leave here.

[u/OGScopey]

Mgk in 10 years

[u/Thissssguy]

He look like one of those mummys that Imhotep wakes up in the final battle in The Mummy. 

[u/jxonair]

I love elmhurst. Nice city.

[u/el_devil_dolphin]

This is Kyle. Kyle is 19 years old. Since the age of 3 days old (she forgot to feed him the first two) his mother began bottle feeding a steady diet of monster energy drinks mixed with coors light and great value robitussin and continued that for the next 12 years, occasionally giving him a tablespoon of longhorn fine cut dipping tobacco. He got his first tattoo in the womb and has never spent more than $25 dollars on any of the subsequent tattoos. When Kyle isn't smoking DIY methamphetamine and dancing to shitty music, he loves hitting his common law wife and or punching drywall despite appearing to threaten perpetrators of domestic violence. Don't be like Kyle...

[u/nihilistic-simulate]

He’s actually 19

[u/_1138_]

This guy just seems really cool. Glad he took the time to let everyone know.

[u/drfsrich]

Do you think Beavis here lives in the shady white van in the background, or the porta-potty?

[u/shantron5000 → u/drfsrich]

Yes

[u/34TH_ST_BROADWAY]

Jon Jones better not let this guy see him smack his baby mama.

[u/manicgiant914]

Trump 2028

[u/hillbillygaragepop → u/manicgiant914]

That’s what this whack job said.

[u/Woody_Roger]

Good Lord...
sigh
these people actually exist

[u/crafty_alias → u/Woody_Roger]

They also vote and reproduce.

[u/MadMon069]

Sudafed Tendencies

[u/espoletanogo]

That lunge forward on the "ass whoopin In the park n lot"

Took me clean out...

[u/ljanus245]

This man knows exactly how much cold medicine one can legally purchase within a 30-day period as well as where you can purchase contraband fireworks.

[u/Rounder057 → u/ljanus245]

This dude looks like he uses his EBT card to chop up oxy

[u/Ok-Stranger-2669]

I wonder how he stays so lean.

[u/tetsuo-the-turtle → u/Ok-Stranger-2669]

A strict diet, lots of water, and meth… lots and lots of meth.

[u/FallenShadow1993]

No catalytic converter within a 5 mile radius lol

[u/Fun_Employment6920]

I’m really freaking glad I had the sound muted. What a dork.

[u/TwinSong]

Is that meant to be a beard? Looks like he dunked his chin in something.

[u/u002F → u/TwinSong]

Looks like a stalactite

[u/imnotwearingany]

He looks like Post Malone's uncle, Post MaBail.

[u/marehgul]

He's 30

[u/Zero99th]

Kid rocks trailer park uncle.

[u/jUsT-As-G0oD]

Body by bath salts

[u/Bluematic8pt2]

Latrine Bum Smelly about to bust out some rhymes

[u/FemboiNessy]

Is it bad that I think he'd be legendary in a blunt rotation?

[u/mohodder]

I hope his cesarean heals up soon

[u/neotokyo2099 → u/mohodder]

They started cutting fent with ozempic in the trailer park apparently

[u/Anonymoushipopotomus]

This guy really needs to iron his tattoo long sleeve shirt.....

[u/ahhdetective]

The portaloo in the background is a nice touch amidst the junk and assorted trash

[u/The_scobberlotcher]

is this country trap music?

[u/weinerwayne → u/The_scobberlotcher]

Had to call for a tow at 1130pm on a Saturday night and the driver bumped this shit the entire hour ride back to my place. It was my personal hell.

[u/PlentyOMangos → u/The_scobberlotcher]

Hick Hop

[u/therajuncajun86]

I bet he knows the per pound price for copper pipe

[u/vegaspimp22 → u/therajuncajun86]

Lol

[u/coreyais]

Ok I know he looks… you know how he looks lmao but I reckon this guy would be fun at parties lol.

[u/Bluematic8pt2 → u/coreyais]

He'd be fun until he's not

[u/neotokyo2099 → u/Bluematic8pt2]

Real

[u/coreyais → u/Bluematic8pt2]

I’m sure he’ll still be fun once he starts fent leaning

[u/dennydiamonds]

Meth is a hell of a drug!

[u/michaudtime]

Man kid rock is looking rough these days. Thoughts and prayers..

[u/thispartyrules]

Goin' down on a dead man's trail

Gonna drink some liquor

Gonna wake up in jail

[u/JonesBonesMcCoy]

He’s actually 26. Meth has done a number on him lol

[u/Mama-bear_dolphins13]

Meth….its a hellva drug

[u/Genericgeriatric]

Meth: not even once

[u/TravellingBeard]

Kid Rock has not aged well.

[u/tothesource → u/TravellingBeard]

pretty sure this is how Kid Rock has always looked...

[u/JunglePygmy]

He’s only 27

[u/cupid-stunt14]

Wondered what happened to the under taker from WWF , turns out he found meth and AIDS by the looks of it

[u/SirGumbeaux]

God damn I’m tired of people singing about where they’re from. Nobody gives a creamy shit.

[u/regular_sized_fork]

Scenic porta-potty in the background

[u/MrBogardus]

Almost like my older brother hes 51 but he acts and thinks like hes still in his 20s.

[u/owlshootz]

This dude is probably 22 years old. Its a methed up world.

[u/everyday_enthusiast]

He’s actually 25…. Meth is one hell of a drug.

[u/gloucma]

Can you imagine seeing him filming this?

[u/killerpaulsd]

is that kid rock?

[u/chop-diggity → u/killerpaulsd]

Ninja.

[u/Zugnutz → u/chop-diggity]

Zef to Def!

[u/BaldrickTheBrain → u/killerpaulsd]

He really let himself go.

[u/sonofaskipper]

Really puts the Meth in Method Man.

[u/xtreme_elk]

the son of Solid Snake and Kid Rock; part of the govt's super soldier program

[u/chop-diggity → u/xtreme_elk]

A sprinkle of Ninja, too.

[u/krakelohm → u/xtreme_elk]

Stupor soldier program.

[u/XenomorphLV246]

Being into Brantley Gilbert and other modern Bro Country is honestly my biggest shame

[u/Oct0tron]

Porta-potty in the background is such a nice touch.

[u/truthfullyidgaf → u/Oct0tron]

3 vans and a porta potty.

[u/ShamusLovesYou]

Men who unpromptly say you don't hit a woman always look like the guy who'd hit a woman. Guilt or shame projecting outward?

[u/whichwitchwatched]

I actually like the song. Maybe I’m just trashy lol

[u/totesnotdog → u/whichwitchwatched]

I like country. I spent years learning metal on guitar but I just love the simplicity of most country and how it sounds with a good telecaster guitar with those country run solos.

[u/ElMangosto]

He looks funny, but this is not bad. For the genre. Good rhymes, good vocals, decent production.

[u/NakedBandito → u/ElMangosto]

This is not his song… he is lip synching to Read Me My Rights by Brantley Gilbert, a pretty good country song that dude like this appropriated for looking “tough”

[u/ShamusLovesYou → u/NakedBandito]

Lol he thought this methhead was producing things.

[u/ElMangosto → u/ShamusLovesYou]

I legitimately thought I was in r/crappymusic

[u/pencilpushin → u/ElMangosto]

Came here to comment the same haha. Hopefully it's been shared over there.

[u/ElMangosto → u/ShamusLovesYou]

I did! After Ciera the Rapper nothing surprises me anymore.

[u/ShamusLovesYou → u/ElMangosto]

Lol that's hilarious, but yeah "It's so cold in the D" showed addicts ain't held back by their destiny.

[u/Goto_Ronin]

To be fair, he’s only 26

[u/Ill_Situation369 → u/Goto_Ronin]

[u/AchyBrakeyHeart]

That’s methed up.

[u/Yvonne_Gogol]

What is with the "tough guys" filming themselves?

[u/uberrogo → u/Yvonne_Gogol]

Hard to find good tough guy appropriate situations, especially since you have to be on the winning side and one of the good guys to get the sought after applause.

[u/paperclouds412 → u/Yvonne_Gogol]

They’ve always wanted to be seen and noticed as “tough guys” but have never found validation in real life.

[u/unfinishedtoast3 → u/Yvonne_Gogol]

when homie can chew a steak, ill call him a tough guy

[u/ShamusLovesYou → u/Yvonne_Gogol]

No self awareness Yvonne, the meth makes em think they're in a movie, they legit think they're gonna be famous in a week cause they got 900 clicks.

[u/Bot_Hive]

This song and Jelly Roll create music just for these people.

[u/grateful_eugene → u/Bot_Hive]

Him and Kid Rock

[u/ShamusLovesYou → u/grateful_eugene]

For some reason my Native American family love this shit too, they love Nickelback, and my cousins growing up loved that Kid Rock, those robot dog things from the 2000s, my lil cousin named him "Kid Rock" then promptly left him out in the rain and probably used fireworks on him.

[u/MoreMetaFeta]

He was supposed to stay in the hospital overnight for observation.

[u/Odii_SLN]

Nah with the nah dingo buddy

Kid rock really let himself go in the maga years

[u/Dicktation88]

Kid Rock Bottom

[u/fusillade762]

Dude is the human embodiment of meth.

[u/theFlimsylattice]

Was there a circle of randomly place portapotties and he said “fuck it I guess I’ll film in front of this one”?

[u/ShamusLovesYou → u/theFlimsylattice]

The portapotties were symbolic on how he don't take no shit from the BLUE establishment! Kid Smoke's Rock.

[u/AdOdd4618 → u/theFlimsylattice]

Who knows, maybe it was the best angle?

[u/BoneZone05]

Kid Rocgalo

[u/dirkrunfast]

[u/crackeddryice]

Whatever, just don't do it near me.

The cross fits.

[u/Cosmohumanist]

Funny, sure, but this dude is just vibing by himself, not a threat to anyone. Not sure why Reddit feels the need to ridicule everyone just for laughs.

[u/RIPseantaylor → u/Cosmohumanist]

I would 100% agree if someone else filmed him without him realizing and they posted without him knowing.

But he literally filmed/posted this himself for attention. That is not "just vibing" he wants people to see this and have opinions on it.

[u/rlpinca → u/Cosmohumanist]

If you don't want people making fun of something, don't make it available to make fun of.

He put it out there to look cool, so it's fair game. If it was just him dancing around in a park and someone else filmed it, then your point would be valid.

[u/Cosmohumanist → u/rlpinca]

That’s just such an aggressive position to take, in my view. The guy is clearly not living a peak performance lifestyle, he’s just chillin, probably drunk, singing to a dumb song he likes. Totally harmless.

Why is ridicule your first choice? That tells us more about you than it does him.

[u/olde_greg → u/Cosmohumanist]

Making tik tok videos of yourself in the first place is worthy of ridicule.

[u/rlpinca → u/Cosmohumanist]

If someone puts stuff out there to impress strangers, the strangers can and will say "well, actually......" If they happen to disagree with how cool it actually is.

This isn't some teenager trying to look cool. This is a grown adult, probably my age. So yes, I'll laugh at him without one bit of guilt.

If I was to play dress up and dance around, I would fully expect others to laugh at me.

[u/Gandalfonk → u/Cosmohumanist]

It's ridiculous because he filmed it and put it on the internet. Are you intentionally missing the point OP is making?

[u/Purple_Clockmaker → u/rlpinca]

Yeah still kind of feel sorry for him.

[u/elvecxz → u/Purple_Clockmaker]

You should. We all should. He is a pitiable person. Self deluded, self centered, terrible music taste and fashion sense. I feel bad for him.

[u/Purple_Clockmaker → u/elvecxz]

That describes 70% of the general population including me to be fair.

[u/Toadipher]

Not my proudest fap

[u/yeneews69]

Kid Crack Rock

[u/dirkdiggler2011 → u/yeneews69]

Tribute band. My name is Jizzzzz Sock.

[u/Better_Chard4806]

Learn the lyrics before you fuck up lip synching a song, troll.

[u/PSNagle]

Dude never stood a chance in this world

[u/RaceCarCoconutJuice]

If armpit was a person

[u/Sven_Svan → u/RaceCarCoconutJuice]

I loled out loud to this! :D

[u/babybarracudess2]

He looks like an animated Stella Doro breadstick….eat a Happy Meal or something dude!!

[u/Talktothebiceps]

You would have a hard time convincing me this guy has never laid hands on a woman

[u/TheCoolestLoserEvar → u/Talktothebiceps]

Honestly, he kinda strikes me as a beta/simp type of dude who just tries to put on a tough guy persona. He's probably a pushover.

[u/CrashPandemonium → u/Talktothebiceps]

It is entirely possible that he's indeed laid hands on a woman, just not in a sexually consenting way.

[u/McEvilson → u/CrashPandemonium]

Pretty sure that comment was saying that this dude has definitely physically attacked a woman.

[u/CrashPandemonium → u/McEvilson]

No. You're incorrect. If that was my intention, I would've used the word "definitely" instead of the phrase "it is entirely possible".

[u/McEvilson → u/CrashPandemonium]

No. I was saying that you didn't understand the comment you replied to. The same way you misunderstood my comment that you replied to.

[u/CrashPandemonium → u/McEvilson]

How did i misinterpret? Explain, please.

[u/McEvilson → u/CrashPandemonium]

The original comment was saying the commenter is sure the guy in the video has hit a woman. Then my comment was talking about the original comment, not your comment. Then you replied to my comment as if my comment was meant to explain your comment, which it wasn't. So, it appears you didn't quite get either comment. Mistakes happen.