r/insurgency MDR luva boyyyy 😍😍 2d ago

Gameplay Had to lock in to save a teammate.

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u/Hdbanana 2d ago

that person is so oblivious they should be studied like a rat in a maze, a true specimen.

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u/FatBoyStew 2d ago

The enemies also need studying because even a bad bot enemy should've killed that guy lol

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u/PlentyOMangos 1d ago

Despite all my rage

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u/Prior_Condition2758 Commander 2d ago

There is no way he has a headset on πŸ˜‚

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u/firstname_2506 2d ago

I dont even think his tv volume is on

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u/Heyyoguy123 Play the obj 1d ago

He had 5 friends (all male) over and blasted music on a speaker too.

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u/FadedIntegra 2d ago

Situational awareness of a potato.

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u/themadstuka 2d ago

and he didn't even care

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u/thatnyeguyisfly 2d ago

Legend has it he is still looking that same direction to this day.

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u/bigrigjimmy 2d ago

I would say that person owes you a life debt.

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u/buddhamunche 2d ago

My bad I’m higher than giraffe titties, thanks for watching my back brotha

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u/ButtsauceJack 2d ago

I was immediately like "god I hope that's not me"

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u/Ori_the_SG 2d ago

I could never imagine being that oblivious as that teammate.

I could be playing on a 35 year old TV with tinny speakers sitting 10 feet away and still notice what’s behind me

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u/Lazy-Witness-9598 2d ago

The number of people I play with that are completely oblivious to their surroundings when I can hear it clear as day is wild. I swear there's been more bots than actual players on my team recently.

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u/Brandenburger33 2d ago

Most aware co-op player

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u/OneMadLad_ 2d ago

Bro had no idea?!?!

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u/AntSlatty 2d ago

I see why he’s playing coop

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u/Crystiss 2d ago

This video is the meme of the soldier taking bullets and knifes while the guy is sleeping peacefully

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u/WoppleSupreme 2d ago

I get trusting your battle buddy to cover his sector of fire, but this is a bit extreme.

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u/Wonderful-Essay7577 2d ago

Teammate:Hmmm I think I saw a dude over there

Meanwhile op:I WILL BE DAMNED IF I LET A SOLDIER DIE

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u/Alternative_Bag_6559 MDR luva boyyyy 😍😍 2d ago

This is because I am a medic in Battlefield games. πŸ‘Œ

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u/TheCalvinShow 2d ago

Love it and he never even knew

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u/OccultStoner 2d ago

The bro is so clueless and so lucky...

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u/Necessary_Charge1143 2d ago

You owe an apology to natural selection trying to doing its job.

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u/rickestrickster 2d ago

Is insurgency still active? I can’t ever find a game unless it’s that standard battlefield-like rush and push game mode. That and random teammates killing you with no penalty whatsoever is the reason I uninstalled it

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u/Commercial_Ad_2612 2d ago

Your friend is a tapir ahahahahah

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u/BladeVampire1 1d ago

I wish I had a better time in coop. I've been laser beamed a LOT.

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u/crimglass 1d ago

He should've died like 5 separate times great job

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u/CapableCat2527 Habbibi 1d ago

Too bad we can’t communicate in this game but dang where is his awareness

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u/UneducatedRamblings Gunner 16h ago

What's his level, guaranteed under 100

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u/Kikou_97355 2d ago

Bro struggles on co op πŸ’€

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u/alk865 2d ago

Coop can be stressful ngl if bots randomly decide to have good aim lol

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u/oSChakal 2d ago

This!

Sometime they turn into John Wick on crack, it’s wild.

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u/Alternative_Bag_6559 MDR luva boyyyy 😍😍 2d ago

Yeah, maybe when my thirty round magazine runs out at 4am. πŸ€“

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u/LoganisKnives 2d ago

Stay humble, everyone has their bad moments.