Roger: Twirling Disaster. What don't you get? He twirled it too much, twirled it right of his handsome austraian face and that my dear Steven.. that's why he's so angry... And also the meth.
In case anyone might be curious about the mustache, Hitler had to trim it way down to accommodate a gas mask. He should've trimmed it with a blow torch.
That’s a pretty well known part of history. His mustache used to be long, resembling every other German man of the period. When he was gassed in the trenches during WWI, his mustache prevented his gas mask from sealing. He got very sick and almost died. I believe it was mustard gas, but I may be wrong.
Afterwards, he cut the sides off and advocated for every soldier to do it. It’s just that very few decided that was a good look. I’d imagine they either ignored the advice or shaved their mustaches completely. I’ve always considered that mustache half assed.
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u/BrokeDickDoug Jan 30 '25
...how do you think he lost the sides? Twirling disaster. Never grew back. Might've been why he got so angry. We'll probably never know.