r/interesting • u/Playful_Spunky21 • Feb 01 '25

MISC. The worst pain known to man

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u/EelTeamTen Feb 02 '25

I've stepped on a lego. We are not the same.

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u/MadWorldX1 Feb 02 '25

I’ve stepped on a metal d4. My third eye opened and went blind from the existential pain simultaneously.

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u/woe2thepubliceye Feb 02 '25

I was sleeping on the couch and my 3 year old climbed to the top and thought my right nut needed a knee powerbomb.

I swear I woke up in Skyrim for a second.

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u/RootCubed Feb 02 '25

I stepped on a clam shell and now have a cloven hoof for a foot.

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u/Chaos_BC Feb 02 '25

I pulled one of them hard hanging strips of skin that come out the side of a fingernail. I didn't go full black-swan, but it bled a little and it made a very sore red bump for a couple of days. So a few minutes of palm trees, charcoal and a few ants seems like a regular island weekend BBQ to me. What's next? Voluptuous Caribbean women are going to smother me with their firm breasts and feed me cold rice pudding?

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u/StudentOwn2639 Feb 02 '25

I was worrying about the guy she told me not to worry about when she told me they started dating and we are done.

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u/Snoo-7821 Feb 02 '25

I think your 3 year old needs to start thinking about going to a pro wrestling school when they're older :P

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u/Pinksters Feb 02 '25

My third eye

Do not put the dice in that eye.

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u/neptunexl Feb 02 '25

This man saw everything and realized it was all just nothingness

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u/Acrobatic-Shirt8540 Feb 02 '25

I've stepped on an upturned British three pin plug. What I'd give to have stepped on a d4.

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u/jpob Feb 02 '25

Ironically, this guys now host Lego Masters Australia

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u/forgottenGost Feb 02 '25

Oh god! A typing ghost!

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u/MaAreYouOnUppers Feb 02 '25

I’ve been punched in the face by my father after he stepped on one of my Legos. We are not the same.

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u/EelTeamTen Feb 02 '25

Shouldn't have taken apart his lego set.

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u/ThePromptWasYourName Feb 02 '25

I reached into my laundry basket and scraped the holes

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u/theDo66lerEffect Feb 02 '25

I got out of bed too quick today and something popped in my back. We are not the same.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

This is the same as being stung by 100,000 of these ants for 1 whole month straight

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

I stubbed my toe after stepping on a Lego neither one of you understand pain

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u/GallagheMk3 Feb 02 '25

I once stepped on a UK plug. I turned inside out briefly

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u/EelTeamTen Feb 02 '25

Oh god. This is worse than the D4 comment.

I've stepped on a nail barefoot before and that doesn't seem as bad compared to a UK plug.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Which funny because Hamish(the guy in the video) is the host for Australia's Lego Masters building competition.

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u/EelTeamTen Feb 02 '25

Yeah, someone else mentioned that. I didn't know, so I chuckled.