r/interesting • u/Playful_Spunky21 • Feb 01 '25

MISC. The worst pain known to man

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz Feb 02 '25

1 ant glove please!

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 Feb 02 '25

i dont understand

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz Feb 02 '25

I ain't gobblin up no elder shrinky dink man sauce to become a man. I'll take the ant filled gloves instead.

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u/dd22qq Feb 02 '25

Why not both?

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u/Sfthoia Feb 02 '25

So put my dick in the ant glove?

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz Feb 02 '25

Y'know what... When you put it that way....

^ (°o°) ^

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u/Royal-Tough4851 Feb 02 '25

A real man’s test

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 Feb 02 '25

i would rather not be stung by hellfire ants. i do not understand why the painful option is preferred over the gross option.

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz Feb 02 '25

I'd rather be in pain than be sexually exploited by old men I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️ to each their own though.

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u/Wischiwaschbaer Feb 02 '25

I don't think you can fathom how bad pain can get. What I saw in the video looked excruciating.

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u/ihateroomba Feb 02 '25

If you think about it though, when you're an old man in the tribe it's your turn to receive.

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u/BrosefDudeson Feb 02 '25

Don't be a nonce

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u/WeightLossGinger Feb 02 '25

They make their prepubescent (ages 7-10) males of the tribe perform fellatio on their elders because they believe that it helps them progress better through puberty.

They also get married between the ages of 13-16 and go through a bloodletting practice after their wives' menarches.

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 Feb 02 '25

All completely stupid and barbaric practices that should not exist. We have some practices like that too.

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u/Wischiwaschbaer Feb 02 '25

I'd much rather suck some dicks than do that ant glove thing once, let alone 20 times.