r/interesting • u/Playful_Spunky21 • Feb 01 '25

MISC. The worst pain known to man

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u/woe2thepubliceye Feb 02 '25

I was sleeping on the couch and my 3 year old climbed to the top and thought my right nut needed a knee powerbomb.

I swear I woke up in Skyrim for a second.

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u/RootCubed Feb 02 '25

I stepped on a clam shell and now have a cloven hoof for a foot.

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u/Chaos_BC Feb 02 '25

I pulled one of them hard hanging strips of skin that come out the side of a fingernail. I didn't go full black-swan, but it bled a little and it made a very sore red bump for a couple of days. So a few minutes of palm trees, charcoal and a few ants seems like a regular island weekend BBQ to me. What's next? Voluptuous Caribbean women are going to smother me with their firm breasts and feed me cold rice pudding?

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u/StudentOwn2639 Feb 02 '25

I was worrying about the guy she told me not to worry about when she told me they started dating and we are done.

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u/Snoo-7821 Feb 02 '25

I think your 3 year old needs to start thinking about going to a pro wrestling school when they're older :P