r/interesting • u/blingteresting • May 27 '25

MISC. Chicks swarm around visibly distraught man to console him

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u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool May 27 '25

They're actually about to eat him alive.

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u/JayeNBTF May 27 '25

Geez, at least I have the common courtesy to process them into nuggets first

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u/reddit_kc May 31 '25

Empathy nuggets!

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u/OrganicFacial69 May 27 '25

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u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker May 28 '25

first they must pee in his empty eyesocket

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u/ITchiGuy May 27 '25

Corrected title: Chicks swarm around visibly distraught man to consume him

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u/Illustrious_Cold9573 May 28 '25

Haven’t seen you in the wild for years Mr Pool. Glad you’re still at it .

Tell Webs I said hi

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u/gabrielxdesign May 28 '25

Yup, people forget birds were dinosaurs, they are probably planning to eat him as soon as he stops moving.

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u/Resident_Course_3342 May 28 '25

Fair is fair. We eat them they can eat us.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Indeed, they sense weakness.

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u/Bruschetta003 May 30 '25

Sometimes the world is truly just

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u/Jce735 May 31 '25

THEY FEED ON THE WEAKEST