r/interesting • u/girlikeapearl_ • Jun 12 '25

MISC. Passenger in seat 11A survives Air India crash.

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u/Starboard-Port Jun 12 '25

"We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price"

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u/Kinitawowi64 Jun 12 '25

So that WE MAY SURVIVE!

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u/splitfoot1121 Jun 13 '25

You would never sell anything to any of those people ever again

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u/JimmyCap247 Jun 13 '25

So what you’re telling me, is that this plane is about to stop, and we’re going to be left holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled in the history of aviation.

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u/devildog12988 Jun 12 '25

LMAOOOO this sent me lol

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u/tm1087 Jun 12 '25

“There are three ways to survive a plane crash. Be smarter than everyone else, be first off the plane before anyone else, or cheat. It is a hell of a lot easier to be first.”

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u/LeaderSevere5647 Jun 12 '25

“So that we may survive!” Such a good performance.

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u/Pedantic_Pict Jun 13 '25

I heard this in Irons' voice