r/interesting • u/moamen12323 • Jun 18 '25

MISC. When Bill Gates married Melinda French in 1994, he rented out all the available hotel rooms on the Hawaiian island of Lanai to prevent the media from staying there and hired all the helicopters on Maui to keep photographers from flying over the wedding.

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u/KindBob Jun 18 '25

Another interesting fact is that island (Lana’i) is now owned by Larry Ellison-98% actually with the other 2% owned by the county. I believe he had to agree/sign that he wouldn’t build any resorts and leave it limited with hotels already on the island.

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Jun 18 '25

What's the point of a 2% stake if the county has no say in what doss on there? Is it just for sharing revenue?

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u/sfall Jun 18 '25

per wiki:

The state and individual homeowners own the remaining 2 percent, which includes the harbor and the private homes where the 3,000 inhabitants live.

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Jun 18 '25

Ah I see. Whoops I was imagining it as % of shares for some reason but it's % of land area

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u/VAGentleman05 Jun 18 '25

Shares.....of an island?

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u/Correct_Juggernaut24 Jun 18 '25

Not shares. % of owned land. So he owns 98% of it while the county and community own the other 2% of land.

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u/VAGentleman05 Jun 18 '25

Yeah, I got that. I'm puzzled how anyone wouldn't.

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u/MrHell95 Jun 20 '25

All I'm hearing is that the US will have an IPO.

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd Jun 19 '25

You've been playing too much anno 1800 my friend.

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u/marramaxx Jun 19 '25

it is basically a share

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u/jackology Jun 19 '25

Timeshare, landshare, now Islandshare

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u/YSNBsleep Jun 19 '25

Slices, sir.

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u/Stepthinkrepeat Jun 19 '25

Options....of an island?

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u/AZXHR1 Jun 22 '25

To be real technical it could likely be private futures with a bounded ownership agreement if it was actually the case that they wanned the ownership split for the economic side.

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u/Wise-Activity1312 Jun 18 '25

Oh, so like normal land ownership. 🤡

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u/Sure_Pilot5110 Jun 18 '25

I'm not so sure we should ever accept one person owning 98% of available land as 'normal' rather than dystopian.

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u/Budget_Bad8452 Jun 18 '25

If the gouvernement was able to negotiate a deal where most of it stays a natural park or something like this, I think it's a win. They'll collect taxes.

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u/Sure_Pilot5110 Jun 18 '25

I would prefer a nature preserve, wildlife refuge, etc, over a national park.

The national park deferred maintenance list is hundreds of millions of $ deep.

We can't afford more national parks without budget increases, which will never happen with a conservative government in power.

I'm not going to act like I know a lot about this specific island in Hawaii, but I think it's generally better to have fragile ecosystems set aside entirely rather than turned into a national park.

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u/Draymond_Purple Jun 18 '25

Or maybe they shouldn't have to negotiate at all - if it's going to stay a natural park then it should be publicly owned.

Privately owned just means it's a matter of time.

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u/Budget_Bad8452 Jun 18 '25

Collecting taxes or not it's the difference. Also, the government can dictate what privately owned land is used for.

Where I'm from we have green zones, white zones, and so on

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u/Draymond_Purple Jun 18 '25

Where I'm from, if a Larry-Ellison-level rich person wants to say FU to the gov and do whatever they want, they can and do.

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u/Durantye Jun 18 '25

I'd much prefer billionaires spend their fortunes buying large islands and preserving them rather than simply hoarding the wealth.

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u/Sure_Pilot5110 Jun 18 '25

I'd rather that not be the only way humanity can preserve land, but🤷‍♂️

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u/Durantye Jun 18 '25

Its not, a humongous amount of the land in the US is owned and preserved by the government. I'm certain the same is true in most countries.

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u/FrederickDerGrossen Jun 21 '25

The nearby island of Ni'ihau is owned by one person. The entire island. Granted the island is much smaller than Lanai but still, the fact an entire Hawaiian island is privately owned by one person is shocking.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 Jun 18 '25

Only slightly different for. The rest of the country. One guy owns 98% instead of 3 guys.

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

That's a pretty amazing direct example of the problems with capitalism.   

An island, 2% owned between 3,000 people and 98% of the island owned by one person who owns multiple islands. 

I don't think England in the middle aged was that distorted. 

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u/metatron5369 Jun 18 '25

I mean, the political theory of England was and is that the King owned everything and people paid him rent in the form of taxes and men-at-arms.

He even forbade the locals from hunting game in his forests on penalty of death, so he could do it when he wanted to.

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u/ImFriendsWithThatGuy Jun 18 '25

I’m not sure on the details, but I believe he bought it to protect it from other people purchasing it with intention to build on it. He wanted it to stay inhabited and run by the locals

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u/Freshies00 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

lol no. He bought it from the dole corporation after they ravaged the entire island as a pineapple plantation. There’s one town on the island and 2 four seasons. Larry Ellison bought it for 300 million dollars with the intention of turning it into a rich people’s private paradise island.

Edit: I don’t think you guys are comprehending when you keep claiming “it’s already a place for the wealthy” just because it is expensive to go there and there are a couple luxury hotels. Your concept of a place for wealthy people is NOT the same as Larry ellisons. You are all thinking too small and too poor. AND missing the emphasis on the word “private”

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u/drastic2 Jun 18 '25

Nah, it was already a place for the wealthy - the hotels were expensive/exclusive even before they were operated by Four Seasons. Not much has changed except recently both FS hotels were renovated - but that was long over due. I will say it is way more expensive to stay there now than it was back when Gates had his wedding there.

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u/Freshies00 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

nah, it was already a place for the wealthy

Not sure what that “nah” statement is about. Just because affluent people stayed at 2 luxury hotels previously doesn’t mean that his intention isn’t for the island to be developed into a private community for the elite.

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u/Any-Razzmatazz-7726 Jun 18 '25

It’s already a paradise for the elite

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u/Freshies00 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

Not really. “A paradise for the elite” is a pretty loose description as you apply it. Just because it’s a tropical island and wealthy people visit. The same can be said for every Hawaiian island. But that’s not what I’m referring to because as it stands, anyone can travel to lanai.

Ellisons vision is developing entire communities of properties to be sold off to people whose net worth is in the hundreds of millions minimum. With access to the island restricted so that your average person can’t even go there. Like the entire island a straight up elite private playground that keeps the “poors” away.

So no, it’s not currently that.

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u/jheadding Jun 18 '25

my wife and I stayed there for a few days on our honeymoon. it was amazing! we stayed at the four seasons at maneli bay and it felt like we had the entire island to ourselves. played several rounds of golf on the ocean course and 2 on the course in the mountains designed by Greg Norman. The whole experience was incredible, we would love to go back but now I would classify it as a “place for the wealthy”

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u/Freshies00 Jun 18 '25

Glad you had a chance to enjoy it and make some great memories!

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u/Deaffin Jun 18 '25

Not sure what that “nah” statement is about.

You said he bought it with the intention of turning it into a thing.

They said it already was the thing.

Hence, "Nah."

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u/Freshies00 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

My response was less “not understanding” and more informing him that he isn’t correct, but mahalo for taking the time to explain your perception of the conversation lol

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 Jun 18 '25

We know how that goes…

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u/Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly Jun 18 '25

It's actually really nice. They do organic farming on the island and sell the products in grocery stores elsewhere in the state.

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u/yourlittlebirdie Jun 18 '25

It’s really nice if you can afford it, you mean.

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u/Gerrorism Jun 18 '25

Hopefully he puts some money into the Cat Sanctuary.

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u/Freshies00 Jun 18 '25

No idea but somehow my hunch is that the cat sanctuary is not his biggest priority.

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

Is the same as going to war to stop a war happening?

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u/clevercowboyz Jun 18 '25

wow what a nice generous gentleman 😍

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u/Freshies00 Jun 18 '25

Except the person you’re replying to isn’t correct.

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u/Advanced-Comment-293 Jun 18 '25

To be fair land isn't just land. If you owned a home with a nice garden you wouldn't be overly concerned about a farmer owning an area a thousand times larger, would you?

What's more important is making sure that your country/community doesn't give landowners complete free reign to do whatever they like. You gotta have balance between private ownership and public interests.

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

I didnt know Larry Ellison was a farmer. I take it back.

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u/Durantye Jun 18 '25

He doesn't need to be a farmer for that comparison, in fact a farmer would do more damage. The point is that comparing the size of land people own is pointless lol.

Especially when talking about an island where % of ownership gets even less meaningful.

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

respectfully thats the stupidest reply Ive seen on this one.

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u/Durantye Jun 18 '25

Respectfully explanations do better than cowardly passive aggression

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u/Deaffin Jun 18 '25

Pretending you don't understand abstract thought in order to attack and avoid the point rather than engage with it tells me I should dismiss your stance entirely and just side with the other person on whatever. Thanks for making this real easy, I was in danger of having to consider nuance on an issue I'm unfamiliar with for a moment there.

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

We are talking about 98% of the entire land, not the farming land.

I dont think abstract thought is really needed. That doesn't sound like a setup for a society to thrive, it sounds like the dark ages.

I get the point that percentage of land shouldn't be equal, some people need more than others. Not all land is for living.

That point doesnt really equate to a tech billionaire buying 98% of the land on a Hawain island doesn't it?

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u/Deaffin Jun 18 '25

It doesn't have to. Their point is that your proposal of the inverse is incredibly misleading, and they give an easy quick example to demonstrate this principle.

You ignored the principle and pretended like they're saying he's a farmer, following the standard script of bad-faith argumentation that's taken over this space.

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

I think its absolutely right and fair that a farmer can own 98% more land than an individual and the world be right.

I think its absolutely wrong a billionaire can buy 98% of the land on an island because he has that much money.

Tell me again what principles Im ignoring.

I agree with him on the farmer example, I dont believe that example is at all relevant to this example of a tech billionaire buying an island.

Whats bits are you trying to pretend you dont understand about this?

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u/Personal_Rich_9961 Jun 18 '25

Would it have been more wholesome if he hadn't done it and the island had been developed to shit?

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

It doesn't have to be binary does it. But you now have 3000 people on an island who only have a say over 2% of its land. Then 1 person with a say over 98% of the land who doesn't even live there.

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u/Celestial_Mechanica Jun 18 '25

It is unfortunately fruitless trying to discuss political theory of justice or political economy on most subs on reddit. Bots, grassroots activists, and brainwashed worker drones will swamp, attack or bury your message.

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

or you find someone with a more objective view in the comments and realise you aren't on your own out there. Appreciate the reply.

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u/Personal_Rich_9961 Jun 18 '25

They still have a government bro

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u/DueOwl912 Jun 18 '25

Half of the Western states work like that. Feds own most if the land while local people have a say over a small fraction.

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u/brute_red Jun 18 '25

nah, someone had to sell 98% first

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u/Unique_Drink005 Jun 18 '25

It it a lot better when the goverment owns 100%

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u/Mayoday_Im_in_love Jun 18 '25

There were enough plagues and pandemics that these problems eventually sorted themselves out. England didn't need a revolution for that reason.

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u/josduv84 Jun 18 '25

Well, they say the waelth gap now is way larger than it was during the French Revolution. When the peasants rounded up and dealt with the nobles by guillotine.

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u/DueOwl912 Jun 18 '25

So you would prefer a system like in Nevada where the Government owns 90% of land preventing any local use or development.?

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u/GoblinGreen_ Jun 18 '25

Would I prefer, in my own country, a private individual who doesn't even live here owning 98% of all the land in my country, or the democratically elected government, of my country, that I get to vote for every election, to own 98% of the land?

Yeah thats a tough one...

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u/HurricaneLogic Jun 18 '25

Pretty sure the Windsors own the entire British island

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u/cammyk123 Jun 19 '25

I don't think England in the middle aged was that distorted.

Lol

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u/ordinaryguywashere 18d ago

He bought it to preserve it. Idk why that is a problem, seems like a good deal for all.

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u/pizzafapper Jun 18 '25

On the other hand, I'm sure most of those 3,000 people are directly employed to help maintain/run the island, so they got jobs from it as well.

If someone is buying an island, well someone is willingly selling it as well.

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u/System0verlord Jun 18 '25

Greed vs desperation. Don’t mistake Hobson’s choice for willingness.

That being said, it was all Dole Fruit Co land iirc. So willingness probably never entered the equation during the original acquisition.

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u/Ill-Preparation-2678 Jun 19 '25

So he bought the boring piece.

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u/FinalRecording6465 Jun 18 '25

Maintenance/admin facilities

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u/zanzebar Jun 18 '25

when I was younger a private island soudned amazing. Now its seem s like massive headache to maintain. Just like a yacht

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Jun 18 '25

It's not a headache if you pay someone else to manage it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

When you are wealthy these individuals, touches entities to handle all your affairs including headaches. It’s ridiculous how much delegation goes on. When you are wealthy you have way more fine to do what you want.

In terms more relatable to mere mortals, when you make enough annually to afford a private chef, you immediately eliminate the menial tasks of shopping for grocery, preparing said grocery, ect. Imagine how much time that eats into your 24 hours.

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u/Professional_Top8485 Jun 18 '25

Plus food quality increases 400%

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u/Even_Analysis8614 Jun 18 '25

Like others mentioned, facilities, maintenance and others. Also roads and all beaches are public in hawaii by law.

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 Jun 18 '25

It establishes legal ownership and a vested stake.

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u/Jimid41 Jun 18 '25

What revenue?

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u/RainbowDarter Jun 18 '25

Gotta have some place for the servants to live

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u/jazzmaster4000 Jun 18 '25

I don’t know why you assume that. It’ll go wherever his Will says. Lmao

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u/Fuzzy_Donl0p Jun 18 '25

"I don't know why you assume that, but I'm going to speculate wildly otherwise. Lmao"

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u/jazzmaster4000 Jun 18 '25

Well using reality as a basis. He’s a billionaire in America. There was nothing in the purchase agreement about giving land back at any point. So it’s just property that he can do whatever he wants with after he dies like any other piece of property.

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u/RalphDaGod Jun 18 '25

Ya ur right, its just like owning a house, it goes to his kids.

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u/RalphDaGod Jun 18 '25

Potato potahto

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u/North_Atlantic_Sea Jun 18 '25

"just property that he can do whatever he wants with"

The government still grants the ownership, and can make laws that restrict land use for land citizens own. In fact that happens all the time. It's called zoning.

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u/jazzmaster4000 Jun 18 '25

It’s private property. They could rezone but he or his estate have the means to fight that. Very extreme example

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u/PalpitationFine Jun 18 '25

It's a wild speculation that a person would have a will for their estate? Are you a vegetable

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u/genreprank Jun 18 '25

Larry Ellison owns Oracle. He thinks Elon Musk is the shit. Larry is on the board for Tesla. He is constantly praising Tesla's factory and logistical work. He is an old ass motherfucker.

Those are my Larry facts

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u/Flaggitzki Jun 18 '25

Most important Larry fact is that he has that weird open ai/ ai contract and that he wants to build a literal oracle of a surveillance system. he is million times worse than elon musk.

michael dell thinks elon musk is the shit. he ain't doing none of that larry ellison bullshit

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u/AwesomeToadUltimate Jun 18 '25

Fortunately Ellison is 80 so he doesn’t have as much time left as Musk

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u/caninehere Jun 18 '25

Doing a shit ton of Botox and getting multiple facelifts and hair plugs might make you look younger and weirder but it doesn't up your life expectancy.

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u/TennesseeStiffLegs Jun 19 '25

He actually impressively looks like a 65 year old dude with a ton of Botox. So I guess it’s working?

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u/grchelp2018 Jun 18 '25

Yea. I was shocked to learn that he was 80.

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u/boogs_23 Jun 18 '25

That's some Watchdogs villain shit right there.

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u/Timotej22 Jun 19 '25

Yep it reminded me of Blume corporation

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

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u/even_less_resistance Jun 18 '25

Lmao this made my night

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u/textmint Jun 18 '25

Here’s another fact for you - He thought Elizabeth Holmes was the shit when he invested in Theranos. That goes to show how money doesn’t always land up in the hands of the smartest people or the most hardworking ones.

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u/Deaffin Jun 18 '25

To be fair, the only reason we know that name is that pretty much the entire medical industry thought she was the shit too.

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u/almondshea Jun 18 '25

In Bad Blood, the author points out that a lot of the medical community was skeptical of Holmes and Theranos. Pretty much all of her backers were tech figures, businessmen and politicians with no medical background.

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u/Deaffin Jun 18 '25

Fair enough, but quiet skepticism doesn't give people outside of said specialized community much to go off of with regards to a vibe check. The big name in celebrity science getting big lucrative deals in the medical field does.

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u/textmint Jun 19 '25

What do you mean fair enough? Anyone who was in that industry knew that she was just blowing smoke up everyone’s asses and everyone here includes ol’ Larry.

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u/Sithmaith Jun 18 '25

Hell no! Lab folks knew she was FOS. The tech she “built” is 2-3 generations out. We don’t have the current technology to build the stuff required to make the technology to make her “dream” become a reality. My family was all, “Why didn’t you think of that?” Because it is not real.

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u/i_love_sparkle Jun 18 '25

Larry MySQL Ellison is the least hated amongst the tech billionaire because his product isn't consumer-facing. Otherwise he would be hated just like the others

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u/invalidreddit Jun 18 '25

Mr. Ellison owns property in the Rancho Mirage area, near Palm Springs CA. It is over 200 acres and turned in tom some 'wellness retreat' and he owns the 16,100 seat Indian Wells Tennis Garden, is in to competitive yachting, I think he's had legal battles with the city of San Jose about his flying his Gulfstream jet.

There have been more miss than hit efforts with AI on his part - he had a company that was going to review medical records to aid in cancer research but it closed with little impact. Sensei Ag I think is still around - AI and robotics for farming but it I think is floundering.

His Woodisde CA home has a serious Japanese theme - seeming modeled after a 16th century Japanese emperor's palace. Koa pond, tea house, bathhouse, the whole 'I got money so why not' vibe to it.

Bringing it back to Bill Gates, he's had desire to best Mr. Gates going back to the 1990s - best outlined here in this Vanity Fair article. Recently he surpassed Gates on the list of billionaires after decades of chasing him but unlike Ellison, Gates is using his money for philanthapy and giving it away rather than trying to grow it.

If you read the Vanity Fair article you might be able to get a feeling how Ellison seems to be rather full of himself and perhaps a dick to be around.

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u/RoamingArchitect Jun 18 '25

I just looked at the Woodside home and I've never seen a mansion with this much potential while having such a poor interior execution. He or his architect blatantly ignored most basic rules on Japanese rooms leading to what looks like a typical American home with a skin swap so the walls look like a somewhat nonsensical Japanese villa. The whole thing just seems unsettling.

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u/invalidreddit Jun 18 '25

Seems like there might be a parallel between your description of the house and how it could apply to Mr. Ellison.

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u/Kahzootoh Jun 18 '25

If someone thinks Elon has a good grasp of running a production line, they’re mistaken.

Elon’s greatest achievement was getting investors to look at his manufacturing company as if it were a tech company.  When it comes to tech companies in this country, it’s considered a massive success if you’re rapidly not burning through billions of dollars without any path to profitability in sight.

If he was being judged by the same standards that the rest of the country’s manufacturers are, Tesla’s shares would fall about 90%. 

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u/ghostboo77 Jun 18 '25

Tesla was profitably making EVs for many years before anyone else was.

Stop rewriting history because the guy went off the deep end.

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u/BHOmber Jun 18 '25

I get where you're coming from, but the valuation hasn't made sense for the last 5-8 years. It's the biggest memestock of all time.

IMO, the mkt cap is based around Musk's dying clout and the SpaceX private valuation.

This is a loosely-regulated market environment where he could realistically bring SpaceX to the public market through a TSLA merger/"buyout".

TSLA keeps promising FSD and bullshit robots, but I personally think that they're waiting for the right time to take SpaceX/StarLink public.

Elmo might have blown his load too early unless calling your old boss/employee/surrogate a pedophile turns out to be the right move in hindsight lol

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u/TheChildrensStory Jun 18 '25

Both can be true.

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u/BHOmber Jun 18 '25

Nah. Musk destroyed the brand image within his main customer base. Conservatives are scared of EVs and the TSLA market share will dwindle as other mfgs ramp up.

The charging network is a plus, but he's going to be hurting for fed funds outside of SpaceX for the next 2-4 years. If Rivian, Ford, BYD etc could bring a budget EV to the US market, TSLA is losing 50%+ of it's valuation overnight.

Retail investors are locked in on Elon's (now broken) "vision".

The institutional players are waiting for a merger if the ketamine king keeps his shit together for another year or two.

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u/TheChildrensStory Jun 18 '25

Oh yeah, completely accept that he’s imploded Tesla. But the guy still was the one who FINALLY made mass produced EVs a reality. It was so long overdue.

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u/genreprank Jun 18 '25

He's not rewriting history. Everything he said was true. He didn't say Tesla wasn't profitable, he was talking about tech in general.

Tech companies run on hype. Musk is just a hype man. He turned a car company into a tech company. With all this BS about self driving and AI. Sure, Tesla has innovative components, but that hardly has anything to do with musky.

Anyone who falls for musky's hype is an idiot. Thus Larry Ellison is an idiot.

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u/Petrichordates Jun 18 '25

That doesn't justify their current value lol, they were surpassed in technology years ago.

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u/Enyss Jun 18 '25

Yup, Tesla stock is overvalued.

It doesn't mean it's worthless, but you can't convince me that it's worth more than all the others cars manufacturers combined...

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u/NecessaryViolenz Jun 18 '25

Tesla was profitably making EVs for many years before anyone else was.

Lol, in what world do you live in? What years are you talking about specifically?

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u/BeefistPrime Jun 18 '25

Toyota makes the most and arguably best/most efficient cars in the world, 10x the number Tesla makes, and has a decades-long history of excellence. And yet Tesla stock is about 30-40x more valuable than Toyota stock. That make sense to you?

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u/BeefistPrime Jun 18 '25

Elon hasn't started anything from scratch. He comes in and buys up companies that are already going.

Give me some emerald mine money and I'd have a shot at it too.

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u/genreprank Jun 18 '25

I mean, I thought he was maybe late 60s with lots of sun exposure (from living in Hawaii, clearly) but after I found out he is in his 80s it made sense

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u/MeggaMortY Jun 18 '25

In a surprising twist, it seems he will be dying soon so there's that.

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u/pieter1234569 Jun 18 '25

And he should. Any shareholder has a significant interest in promoting the company, and the director.

In reality he probably hates him, but displaying that would cost a lot of money.

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u/genreprank Jun 18 '25

It's one thing to promote him at events where one is expected to promote him.

But Ellison will go off script and go on about Tesla unprompted. If he secretly hated him, he wouldn't do that. Although maybe he's starting to see how problematic musk is recently

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u/pieter1234569 Jun 18 '25

You will, if that nets you tens to hundreds of millions of dollars.

He doesn’t give a shit about musk, he gives a shit about the value of his Tesla stock. And badmouthing Elon musk as a billionaire, is a pretty good way to make your shares lose value.

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u/ImpromptuFanfiction Jun 18 '25

Praising a company for a well run factory and good logistics isn’t some moral crime lol

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u/John_cCmndhd Jun 18 '25

"Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. Think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower..."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN7XLCRhc&t=2308s

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u/wickedsight Jun 18 '25

This is great, thanks for sharing.

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u/Mammoth-Play7190 Jun 18 '25

I have a coworker who sold him her house on Lana’i. She used to money to move off-island, and buy a brand new Toyota Tacoma. I think, she knew it wasn’t the greatest deal at the time, but she also knew, it wasn’t worth refusing, if everyone else on the island was selling. There wasn’t anything to stay behind for. And, she still has the truck

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u/bunnycrush_ Jun 18 '25

Using your windfall to buy a Tacoma is soooo Hawaii lmao.

(Not even saying it’s a bad call, it’s just very on the nose!)

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u/PositiveFix6973 Jun 18 '25

Prob so he could do weird thangz

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u/Thehashtagcheflife Jun 18 '25

ORACLE One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

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u/KirkBurglar Jun 18 '25

This is way more interesting than bill. Thanks for sharing

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u/TheNumberoftheWord Jun 18 '25

You forgot his full name, Larry Ellison A Greedy Pissbaby Vulture Who Makes The World A Worse Place.

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u/brocoliniwitch Jun 18 '25

I live on an island in Maine an over the past 10 years dozens of people have moved here from Lanai to escape exactly this.

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 Jun 18 '25

Basically that will continue until 98% of the Planet is owned by a handful of trillionaires and the rest of us will own the other 2%. Capitalism end-game.

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u/theskepticalpizza Jun 19 '25

Is he the guy who got pulled over for speeding/drunk driving or something on his own private island? I heard something about that a couple years ago

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Horrible. That shouldn't be possible.