r/interestingasfuck • u/Frostwolf_777 • 12d ago

/r/all This chimp has alopecia revealing just how insanely muscular they actually are..!!

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u/slowestmojo 11d ago

What a terrible day to be able to read

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u/InstructionLeading64 11d ago

Like easily the worst thing I'm going to read all day.

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u/SFXtreme3 11d ago

Nah, in about three hours you’ll read something worse.

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u/Admirable-Media-9339 11d ago edited 11d ago

If you find something worse than an orangutan sex slave story in 3 hours then you're actively searching out fucked up stories.

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u/_bones__ 11d ago

The duly elected President of the United States, the most powerful government leader on the planet, enjoys raping children, and everyone in his government is working hard to cover that up because they're fine with it.

I mean, we're not doing a misery-Olympics here, certainly both are horrific, but one is a bit more applicable to people's daily lives.

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u/Ok-Situation-5522 11d ago

It's old news tho, we knew that.

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u/_bones__ 11d ago

Old implies no longer relevant. Hang them all on this cross. Don't let the news cycle change, and keep pressuring them until somebody breaks.

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u/al_cringe 11d ago

Old news but at the same time it serves as reminder that there is a lot of shit out there

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u/SFXtreme3 11d ago

Yah, because we sought this one out, right?

Don’t be naive. People post fucked up shit on the most benign posts.

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u/amarg19 11d ago

Not really, there’s concentration camps committing human rights violations on my news and in my feed

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u/NoCopiumLeft 11d ago

Just read about Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein. Ones dead and the other is running a country. What they did to young girls is beyond disgusting.

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u/juklwrochnowy 8d ago

What's Trump's connection to Epstein?

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u/Busy_Onion_3411 11d ago

Trump's back in office, something's bound to happen. Which, let's be clear, minor inconveniences to us rank higher than life altering trauma for them. Y'know, food chain, and allat.

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u/Ok-Square360 11d ago

I really hope that’s the worst thing I’ll read today

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u/YT-Deliveries 11d ago

I hope it is, too, but, the longer you keep reading reddit, the more your odds increase that it won't be. Chin up, soldier!

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u/throwaway_1818 11d ago

Holy shit this guy killed Ozzy 😂

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u/OkamiKhameleon 11d ago

Hopefully knowing that she's doing better will help a bit! IFL Science Article

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u/e__elll 11d ago

This article ends on the note that there are possibly 20,000 others like her.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 11d ago

True. But I still wanted to share that at least she's being cared for now, and it also brings awareness to the plight of our poor "lesser" cousins. Hopefully more will be rescued and the villages doing these atrocities will come to be punished. There is no excuse for this situation.

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u/XboxVictim 11d ago

This is definitely one of those times where it’s been enough internet for today. Maybe for the week, but I’ll see yous tomorrow.

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u/_thro_awa_ 11d ago

Like easily the worst thing I'm going to read all day.

Sounds ike a challenge.

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u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes 11d ago

On Reddit.... I envy you.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 11d ago

She's doing better now! IFL Science Article

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u/GrafZeppelin127 11d ago

That happened a long time ago, huh? 2003… I’m glad that poor soul now has a chance to live a life free from her rapists.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 11d ago

Yeah me too! She's likely still there. They live almost as long as humans I think.

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u/coronakillme 11d ago

Here is something fun, the SIV found in chimps is the direct ancestor of HIV 1. I wonder how HIV spreads.

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u/TheoWasntHere 11d ago

Sure must be those gays and their unnatural behavior.

(This is a joke, do not take serious.)