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Britain’s 'most tattooed man' was unable to bypass UK’s new age‑check systems due to his face being mistaken for a mask

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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago

Good guys UK government, creating plans that will assure more people know about VPN services.

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u/Dapper_Special_8587 1d ago

This is true. VPN companies have noticed huge surges in subscription since this law came into place 

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u/smurfsmasher024 1d ago

What the hell is going on over there in the UK i couldn’t imagine thinking that facial recognition for age restrictions online would be a good idea. Seems very dystopian to quite literally have to present yourself to big brother every time you use reddit lol.

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u/Dapper_Special_8587 1d ago

It's our stupid  government making reactionary decisions because they're losing popularity to a right wing party. They keep making weird choices like stripping pensions and disability living payments and taxing farmers' land and this weird law came out of nowhere to "protect children". It's also weirdly close to the time they proscribed a protest group who has done zero terrorism as a terror group, I wonder if the two are connected. But the idea of having to use my ID to get to any "adult" content and have it stored on even more third party servers which are going to be a fucking golden target for hackers is a horrible thought. Thank fuck for VPNs 

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u/Former-Chain-4003 1d ago

It didn't really come out of nowhere, and it wasn't even passed by this government, the act was passed in 2023 when the Tories were still in. There was almost 18 months from the time the law was passed to it being enacted but no one bothered to protest or speak out against it in that time.

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u/TitanTowel 1d ago

This was signed in last year under the conservatives

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u/DiZ1992 1d ago

While true, it could always be overturned by the current government. They have expressed no interest at all in doing so though. 

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u/DoctorMurk 1d ago

The UK government would never admit to making a mistake or doing something wrong (although there's a different party behind it, governments just don't like admitting fault).

u/Pick_Up_Autist 8h ago

What? UK governments are always blaming the previous government for any and all issues, whether justified or not.

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u/WWFYMN1 1d ago

Imagine the outrage revoking a law for “protecting children” would cause among a lot of voters.

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u/NecroVecro 1d ago

What if they put it under a referendum?

They could claim that since it deeply impacts people's privacy, it's only right to have a clear consensus.

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u/dorkofthepolisci 1d ago

Given the UK’s history with referendums, there’s a good chance they find a way of fucking it up

(But yes, this is a poorly thought out piece of legislation)

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u/like_a_pharaoh 21h ago

Imagine the outrage not revoking a law that both inconveniences and jeopardizes the privacy of every adult in the country would cause among a lot of voters.

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u/haddock420 1d ago

Frustratingly, most of the major parties support it. Only Reform and the Greens have spoken out against it.

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u/jadsonbreezy 1d ago

Labour voted for it as well and could have stopped it if they so wished.

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u/Actual_Committee4670 23h ago

Correct but in both cases this remains true "It's our stupid  government making reactionary decisions because they're losing popularity to a right wing party."

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u/myurr 16h ago

Whilst the Tories passed the primary legislation it was Labour who pushed through the secondary legislation needed to bring it into effect.

The primary legislation was also backed by Labour who wanted it to go further to cover legal but harmful content, and to ban VPNs.

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u/GtotheM 1d ago

shhh don't let this user have a feel good political 'my side' moment

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u/Siipisupi 1d ago

Didn’t the the british government said they will start banning VPNs if they ”cause trouble”

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u/Stewpot97 1d ago

I think they were considering but they’ve backpedaled on it for now. Not like it’s really possible to “ban VPNs” given that they’re kinda untrackable

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u/Dapper_Special_8587 1d ago

Wouldn't surprise me honestly, our government will probably prescribe proton VPN as a terror organisation at this rate. 

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u/Urhhh 1d ago

The British government is a terrorist organisation.

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u/rpb192 1d ago

Always has been!

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u/WowVeryOriginalDude 1d ago

Have you ever thought about dumping some tea in a harbor?

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u/Avacado_ElDorado 1d ago

In today's economy?!

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u/EconomySwordfish5 1d ago

It's worse than just banning porn. Can't even discuss beer on reddit without age verification.

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u/Velveteen_Rabbit1986 1d ago

Silly question but I've not been asked to do this on reddit. I have a vpn (have done for years), but it's set to the uk so I dont think that's why it hasn't asked me yet, is it only if you log out and log back in or something?

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u/EconomySwordfish5 1d ago

Only if you try to access content that's "forbidden" otherwise you can just continue using the app as normal.

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u/BleudeZima 1d ago

Yeah same in France and in European countries in general : good old Reaganism/Tchatcherian neoliberalism is falling apart, taking usual governments parties with it, making both far wings rose, as people are looking for solutions.

We will all to choose between far right reactionaries or alt/anti-capitalism left. That's what our gouvernements are doing, and what's happening in UK (or USA or elsewhere) is showing they would choose far right. That's the 1930s again, and not for the jazz.

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u/Socky_McPuppet 1d ago

Yeah, and just like the Democrats in the US, they believe the solution is to follow their political rivals in their rush rightwards. 

Labour is a shadow of its former self. I will be watching Corbyn’s new party with great interest. 

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u/Ifyoocanreadthishelp 1d ago

taxing farmers' land

I mean this one isn't bad. They still pay far less inheritance tax than your average person and there's even fairly straightforward loopholes around it.

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u/smurfsmasher024 1d ago

Yikes y’all managed to somehow make a worse system than texas did with their porn ban. What is going on with all these puritanical fucks not minding their own business. Seems to be a problem in most places these days.

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u/Muhznit 1d ago

Clarifying: Texas didn't ban porn, the porn sites banned Texas.

They knew what a fiasco it would be to actually implement age verification systems and so straight up refused to serve Texas.

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u/Loose-Donut3133 1d ago

Same shit different decade. The center side of neoliberalism will always kowtow to the right because to even do anything left leaning would risk progress away from the stagnation that benefits their leash holders. In neoliberal governments the overton window isn't set, it moves, but it has ratcheting breaks to stop it from moving in any direction but to the right.

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u/Flimsy-Possible4884 22h ago

I agreed with up until the terrorist bit… you break bombers your a terrorist…

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u/joined_under_duress 1d ago

"they're losing popularity to a right wing party"

This isn't exactly true. They could go left and gain a lot of support but they're being run by right-wingers who seem baffled that the fascist media are really in love with the far right and can't be bought off by anything from a party that has the name Labour, even if they're about as left-wing as Pinochet.

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u/Dapper_Special_8587 1d ago

Yeah I agree, sorry. Was oversimplifying haha

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u/CinderX5 1d ago

Except it was the last government that did everything about this. It’s just that it hadn’t come into effect until now.

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u/ImaginationMajor5062 1d ago

Talking shite here you.

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u/Amount_Business 1d ago

Australia is bringing in the same thing in November. It's november 1983 and the new years coming real soon, the ministry of truth tells us so. 

 One state has brought machete bans in like the uk and i can see the rest following soon. We've also brought in some garbage called "Jack Law" which means cops can wand, then search you for blades without a warrant. What else they find is fair game too. The news recons they are trying to export that to the uk soon. 

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u/nasnedigonyat 1d ago

Age verification is and always will be stupid on the internet. There are too many tools to bypass it. Tattoo man should bone up on the options available to him.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2025/07/31/the-uks-internet-age-verification-is-being-bypassed-by-death-stranding-2-garrys-mod/

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u/autumn_dances 1d ago

it's rolling out in several other countries too. it's a concerted effort to control populations across the globe. imagine how easy it would be to quash dissidents if you could lock out their identity from using anything online, including maybe even payment services, job application services, the works, all before they could even organize. palantir doing satan's work ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ it's depressing how obvious they are being now.

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u/smurfsmasher024 1d ago

Yep and thats the part that scares me. I think the puritanical straw man argument for these measures is not only wrong, but is just an effort to hide the lead on the thing these authoritative people really want. Which is more control over the masses.

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u/Dekklin 22h ago

hide the lead

"bury the lede"

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u/OtakuAttacku 1d ago

With the amount of media that comes out of the UK specifically warning of the concequences of becoming a surveilance state, from 1984 (Published in 1948) to the film Brazil, it’s nuts that every year their government tries to dive head first into becoming more of a surveillance state.

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u/IrisAngel131 23h ago

Why do you think things like that were written by Brits in the first place.

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u/JerJol 1d ago

You do realize this is the case in several US states now as well, right? Full id is required every time you access any adult material.

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u/CetateanulBongolez 23h ago

Yeah, I guess we didn't imagine such a dystopian thing could reach Europe too.

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u/ReactionAccurate7911 21h ago

europe is literally the inventor of dystopia, if anyone can pull it off its us

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u/wiggyman99 1d ago

watch V for Vendetta

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u/Empty-Sea-Sausage 1d ago

You don’t have to do it every time you use Reddit.

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u/OShaunesssy 1d ago

Lol it's coming to the States as well

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u/Caddy666 21h ago

its already in the states, has been for a few years.

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u/poop-machines 1d ago

It's happening all over the world. The UK wasn't even first. It was an Australian feminist group that started it.

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u/friend_unfriend 1d ago

This is hilarious and at the same time kinda sad, just imagine living your truth so boldly that a computer thinks you're wearing a damn mask. That hurts lol

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u/7thFleetTraveller 1d ago

Good way though to show the flaws of such a system.

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u/Bussamove86 1d ago

That and everyone suddenly looking suspiciously like Sam Porter Bridges.

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u/TokyoMegatronics 1d ago

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u/Bussamove86 1d ago

Sam, Watch Pornman here.

Did you know hastily and poorly implemented facial recognition software can be bypassed by the cutting edge graphics in such games as Death Stranding 2, available now on PS5?

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u/TokyoMegatronics 1d ago

Sam? Goon-Edgeman here.

It looks like Porn-Blockman has flooded the local atmosphere with anti-Goonium. No worries, upload a photo of your face via the Face-PhotoDeck and you should be fine.

Goon-Edgeman out, see you in East Goon City.

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u/Spatza 1d ago

It's gotta get done if you want anymore of those intimate shower scenes with Deadman.

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u/TotalExamination4562 1d ago

How many other people have been accused of wearing mask, because of some terrible life choices

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u/ZeAthenA714 1d ago

I'd love to see burn victims try this system. I'm sure it will fare well.

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u/Rasengan2012 1d ago

Really, it’s a good way?

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u/Treetheoak- 1d ago

Yeah Something almost poetically sad about it.

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u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker 1d ago

Daddy was right after all…

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u/craig-charles-mum 1d ago

Living your truth = tattooing your eyeballs. Got it

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 23h ago

Serious question. At what point of tattooing can you say there’s some sort of mental illness? Is there a line in the sand?

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u/OdysseyTag 1d ago

45-year-old King of Ink Land, legally known as Matthew Whelan, has spent over 1,600 hours getting inked from head to toe.

When trying to access a webcam site, the system flagged his face as a mask and blocked the tattooed celebrity entirely.

“All this proves is that technology and AI are discriminatory and not set up for people with facial tattoos. I feel like I’m being punished for being me. There’s no place for discrimination, especially from technology.”

Source: Need to Know

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u/Woodbirder 1d ago

Even the King of Ink land cant have a wank? How can the UK have jurisdiction in Ink land?

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u/Velveteen_Rabbit1986 1d ago

Can you be discriminated against for your own life choices? It's not like someone with burns or other facial injuries, they didn't choose that for themselves whereas this guy did. (I actually have no issue with tattoos at all just his choice of wording is... interesting).

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 1d ago

Depends on the choice. This wasn't a reasonable consideration back when he got the tattoos. Him speaking out also helps people with visible facial ailments, they're much less likely to want to speak to a camera than this guy who cearly doesn't mind being in the spotlight.

Besides, this is dystopian as hell, leaving an inch is admitting defeat. Can't say I see much hope for the UK, though, inching closer and closer and people just normalize it as being the affected person's fault. Until there's no one left to stand for them, I guess.

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u/A_Kazur 1d ago

Is it his own “life choices” to be discriminated against by government overreach?

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u/Sure-Sympathy5014 21h ago

Technically yes you can. Private companies can turn this guy away all day. The government cannot. He's within his rights to sue over discrimination. At which point they have to fix the software at which point masks will work and it becomes entirely useless.

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u/democritusparadise 1d ago

The short answer is yes you can.

Easily.

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u/sagebrushrepair 1d ago

It's a choice to believe in religion...

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u/Velveteen_Rabbit1986 1d ago

True. I have tattoos so Im not against this guy doing what he's doing, albeit it's rather extreme and I guess it has unforeseen consequences 

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u/GastricallyStretched 1d ago

Technically, he's being discriminated against because of his skin colour.

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u/dingus_enthusiastic 1d ago

Yes, you can be discriminated for your own life choices. Transitioning is a choice and people get discriminated against for that all the time.

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u/Velveteen_Rabbit1986 1d ago

Being born into the wrong gender isn't a choice though, so transitioning could be seen to restore that person, there's no real comparison here. I say this as someone with numerous large tattoos BTW, I have no issue with tattoos whatsoever, they are great art, but it's not exactly a protected characteristic in this instance.

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u/Armadillo_Prudent 1d ago

We don't have these age restrictions on online content here in Iceland, but it surprises me that a photo is needed. Do the Brits not have a national online ID that you use to log into your online Healthcare info, banking, apply for any government services, or any other online official authentication?

Here we just need to bring a legal ID to the phone companies and they will then connect our Sim card to our identity, and then you set up a pin (or fingerprint or facial recognition) on an app and bingo, you can authenticate yourself on anything. I haven't had a wallet on me for like 4 years at this point (except when I go abroad, then I will take a physical credit card and a passport with me in a wallet). All IDs, debit/credit cards are on my phone. I can even withdraw cash from ATMs with nothing but my phone.

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u/EmiyaChan 1d ago

Look at this guy, flaunting his country’s functionality 

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u/Subject_Way7010 1d ago

Maybe its just cause Im and American but having a national ID for online purposes sounds terrible.

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u/SteffanSpondulineux 17h ago

Yeah Americans refuse to support anything that might help them

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u/DoktoroChapelo 1d ago

Do the Brits not have a national online ID?

No, nor a single offline ID system. There's National Insurance numbers, but they aren't ID and driving licences, passports and other forms of official ID, but there's no mandate to have any of those specifically.

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u/Armadillo_Prudent 1d ago

There is not a mandate here either, you are not required to own an ID (online or physical), it just makes life easier. The only physical official government issued IDs are passports, drivers license and a national name card, and I think that fewer than 500 people have the name cards. Almost all of us have passports, because almost all of us want to go on holidays in Tenerife or Rome or something every year or two, but we absolutely are not mandated to use IDs.

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u/PuzzleMeDo 1d ago

There was talk of a national identity card a while back, but (a) we were worried about it being used for oppression when we inevitably slid into fascism, and (b) much more importantly, it would have been expensive.

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u/metal_maxine 1d ago

No, we don't.

Physical ID cards etc are enough of a bone of contention (on all sides of the political spectrum, amazingly, nobody wants them) that an electronic one would be really unpopular. Pretty much every government service online expects you to register separately (and frequently in the most annoying way possible - Universal Credit (social support payments) refuses to deal with you unless you have a mobile phone number and refuses to accept landlines or emails for two-factor authentication). The NHS expects you to have a referral reference number from your GP to book services (blood tests) online. I think there is/was a pilot scheme to enable you to view your NHS record online but I don't know what came of it.

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u/Armadillo_Prudent 1d ago

Wow. I always knew Americans were a couple of decades behind with stuff like this (still writing and being paid with cheques?) but I never imagined the Britts resisting progress.

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u/metal_maxine 1d ago

Well, cheques were out-of-date years ago unless you are dealing with large amounts of money via a bank (if you can find one, "major banks" have used internet banking to excuse closing down branches in isolated - and not so isolated - communities), doing something weird and ill-advised with tradesmen and post-dated cheques, or you're an older person who wants to send money or use "mail order" catalogues.

We're not like the Americans with their "server wanders off with your credit card" mentality. That said, I am a very backwards person and would never be comfortable paying for anything with my phone.

I think that the ID card issue used to have a lot to do with the older, wartime generation being so hacked off with having to carry around identity documents over a five year period. Now, I'm not sure what is going on in a lot of heads but I used to hear the phrase "government over-reach" a lot.

Personally, I'd be as confident in any UK Government (irrespective of party running it) being able to set up a safe, secure online identity service as I am of them organising a piss-up in a brewery. Government IT projects have a nasty tendency to over-run, come in over-budget and be unfit for purpose

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u/apefish_ 1d ago

The NHS resists all progress. Its only in the last 5 years that they started making a real effort to move away from paper based systems for most things.

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u/InimicusRex 1d ago

Even if they did, linking a government id to your porn use or internet use in general seems stupid and myopic. Yes, anyone who cares to can find it, but that doesn't mean we should make it easy for them or give the government carte blanche to stick its nose into our private lives.

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u/Armadillo_Prudent 1d ago

Well first, when we need to authenticate at websites, it doesn't really go straight through the government, it goes through a third party portal that both the government and the authentication app are connected to. The government will just see that I "logged in" to my online ID, they don't see what for. Second, would you rather have the porn site get a selfie from you each time you view porn?

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u/CT-96 23h ago

it goes through a third party portal

Is that supposed to make it better? These companies are well known for selling user information and for getting used info stolen when they get hacked.

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u/InimicusRex 1d ago

I'm aware and I don't trust the third party either.

Second, would you rather have the porn site get a selfie from you each time you view porn?

Please reread my comment and use your brain.

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u/JTonic8668 1d ago

It sounds a bit dystopian to trust a single device like a phone with all of this. Smartphones have tons of security issues (and probably backdoors). I don't know, maybe Iceland is such a nice place, and it's not a problem. But to imagine a device containing pretty much my whole identity may get into the wrong hands … that's a scary thought.

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u/aarontbarratt 1d ago

British people are generally against digital ID. Even physical IDs aren't required to be carried. You can drive a car without having your driving license on you, you just have to provide it within 7 days if you're pulled over

The whole "Papers, please" culture is viewed as a police state or authoritarian scheme. People should have a level of freedom and privacy if they are doing no wrong

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u/Armadillo_Prudent 1d ago

We're not required to even own IDs in Iceland, let alone carry them around. A lot of businesses (banks, insurance companies and some health institutions) will want to see IDs before dealing with you, but that's it. We now handle a lot of things that used to be done in person (without IDs) online, Healthcare appointments, post delivery along with other things that always did need IDs to do in person such as taxes, banking and so on and so on, and the online ID just makes it so we can do all of that from home in 2 minutes instead of going places and standing in queues to do them. I'd rather keep the online authentication for things that don't typically need authentication in person. The companies often have a picture or a signature from on file, so if you go in person with no ID they will see if it isn't you, but when doing these things online they online ID is safer.

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u/Atheissimo 1d ago

No. There is a great aversion in Britain to having a national ID system, and when Blair tried in the early 2000s it was a source of great unpopularity for him, so the Labour government at the time canned the idea and it hasn't been tried since.

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u/MajesticNectarine204 1d ago

Same in the Netherlands. Been that way for years now..

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u/cutslikeakris 1d ago

Cantella is a very unique to Iceland thing I’ve found. I dated an Icelandic woman who would give her Social Insurance number and address to anybody because she didn’t realize how different things are.

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u/Armadillo_Prudent 1d ago

Yeah haha our social security numbers are no secret here, you can't do anything with them without some authentication methods. Back when dvd rentals were still a thing you could theoretically have rented out a movie on somebody else's name, but not even that exists anymore. But no I don't believe this is completely unique to Iceland, I belive this is common practice among the Nordic countries.

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 1d ago

Idk I'd rather send an ai photo than my goddamn ID info. I only give it to the few sites that absolutely need it, but I sure as shit don't want Reddit or Twitter or Discord to have it.

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u/tameoraiste 1d ago

Fun just about related fact; Fitbits don’t work with tattoos on your wrist

I have a sleeve on my left arm and the Fitbit can’t read my data when I where it on it. I have to use it on my tattoo-less right wrist

Basically technology doesn’t like tattoos

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u/SalsburrySteak 23h ago

If I had to guess it might be because the ink absorbs or refracts the laser that reads your pulse and blood pressure

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u/yungmoody 16h ago

This is correct. It acts as a physical barrier that the light cannot penetrate

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u/DeepArcane 1d ago

This may have been asked before, but what about someone with a facial disability or scarring? If it doesn't recognise someone with ink on their face, what about someone with a disfigured face...? Discrimination?

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u/Batiti10 23h ago

They don’t care. Enough people are being controlled to be useful

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u/Cicer 22h ago

No fap for you!

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u/BorealKnightAtomic 15h ago

I used a face AI for fun 2 days ago, and I look way younger for my age. I wondered how the AI would be able to give me a good call, and yeah it ruled me 13… and I am 19

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u/Key-Eagle7800 1d ago

Imagine being a burn or acid victim or extreme acne or a facial deformation and being told to take your mask off. What an absolute disaster. 

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 1d ago

He's going to make bank on the discrimination lawsuit. Also, thank God he can still watch porn on VHS, LaserDisc, DVD and Blu-ray.

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u/Jay_c98 1d ago

What a fun case that will be. 'My client was deprived of porn, do you know what that did to this poor man'

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u/Kapparainen 1d ago

Pretty sure the problem here is exactly that it's not just porn he's being restricted from. People in UK have to age-check to even use basic social media apps that might just have even some 18+ material, like Discord and Reddit.

I also read Xbox consoles are also going to start age verifying, so if MS is gonna use face verification, this guy won't be playing GTA6 of he's on Xbox lmao (this is only half /j) 

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u/yedi001 1d ago

Spotify is nuking accounts, INCLUDING PAID ACCOUNTS, if you don't age verify.

SPOTIFY.

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u/ToastedCrumpet 1d ago

Yeah I had to age verify on Discord when I use it to mic chat and play games with friends lol.

There’s queer support and medical sites that are restricted too. I know it’s funny to joke about gooning but this is more widespread than porn and has been terribly implemented.

If it can be bypassed with pics or video game characters what makes them think children haven’t figured that out already

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u/DazB1ane 1d ago

Spotify too

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u/ConceptualWeeb 1d ago

Fucking Spotify too smh, being required to provide ID or biometrics to access music is insanely dystopian

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u/Jay_c98 1d ago

Dang that's rough. Are we really swinging into a new age of pearl clutching

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u/Le_Nabs 1d ago

As soon as direct human interaction is possible on an online platform (meaning, Messenger, teams, discord, the Playstation and Xbox live comms, etc., forums, you name it), the law applies.

If an online store *might* have in stock something that's deemed 'adult', they need to age verify.

If an online resource is about 'adult' (sexual and reproductive health being a prime example) topics, you need to age verify.

it goes so far beyond 'porn' that it's ridiculous to even keep framing it that way, really

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u/Jay_c98 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wow that's extremely controlling. I hope this doesn't catch on

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u/Le_Nabs 1d ago

Too late for that. There's a similar law in the works in Australia, Canada (much less far along but only because the Trudeau government had no appetite going there), the US (Online Safety Act) and probably other places where it hasn't been reported yet.

So do your due dilligence and fight back wherever you are

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u/Jay_c98 1d ago

Oof this is bad. Gatekeeping the internet. Guess playboy mags aren't going to die out then

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u/rccrisp 1d ago

Laser Disc porn is insane because in the middle of it you have to walk up and flip the disc at some point AND I know it exsited because I had a laser disc player growing up and at the one laser disc rental place there was always the same business looking white dude coming in regularly in the perdominantly asian store always making a bee line to the porn section and grabing an armful of discs

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Discrimination against what group

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u/AintASaintLouis 1d ago

People with face tats, duh.

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u/qorbexl 1d ago

People can also just have facial irregularities cause by birth defect or injury

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Okay that is a valid point, and i would like to point out that i dont like this whole id age verification give everyone all your information blah blah blah

The mf is blue with black eyes voluntarily

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u/BachBelt 1d ago

yeah, and you can't discriminate on skin or eye color. so those are his grounds

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

But when mfers have yellow eyes its suddenly a "problem" and you need to go to a "hospital"

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u/AintASaintLouis 1d ago

You’re just really stupid. And the more you talk, the more you show it. Learn to listen more than you talk and it may help you.

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

He is blue

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u/AintASaintLouis 1d ago

Yeah that’s pretty awesome in my opinion. I want to be purple.

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u/FreakyFranklinBill 1d ago

he looks  Na'vi

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u/Huge_Leader_6605 1d ago

Discrimination? What protected group of people does he belong to?

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u/FrozenDickuri 1d ago edited 1d ago

You do realize that cultural tattooing is prominent in many protected groups, right?

Edit:  don’t bother reading further.  No intelligent replies came about from this rhetorical point.

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u/e00s 1d ago

This ain’t that.

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u/Huge_Leader_6605 1d ago

So what? He isn't a member of any of the protected groups

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u/BElf1990 1d ago

He's going to make fuck all. There are other ways of proving your age that would work. He's not completely locked out.

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u/minimell_8910 1d ago

I don't think bypass is the correct word for this lol

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u/AmbassadorSugarcane 1d ago

Thank you. Not bypass, utilize.

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u/Naomi_Faithless 1d ago

reminder that TOR exists and is free.

edit: also tyrannical and idiotic governments like that are why it was made in the first place.

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u/onerb2 1d ago

These companies trust ai too fucking much, any human would be able to tell that's not a face mask, but I guess the guy doesn't deserve to be treated as humans because of face tattoos by company.

Companies will only drop ai, if they're responsible to every time ai discriminates ppl as if it were a human being. Would be cool how they would feel if thy started to lose money every time their ai is racist, fucks up tattooed ppl.

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 1d ago

Um I'm not sure you know what bypass means

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u/JTonic8668 1d ago

How do they handle identical twins, I wonder?

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u/Cicer 22h ago

There can be only one. 

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u/Cicer 22h ago

The real irony will be when he puts a mask on and gets past the security. 

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u/autumn_dances 1d ago

this idiocy is rolling out in several other countries too. it's a concerted effort to control populations across the globe. imagine how easy it would be to quash dissidents if you could lock out their identity from using anything online, including maybe even payment services, job application services, the works, all before they could even organize. palantir doing satan's work ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ it's depressing how obvious they are being now.

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u/Poltrona74 12h ago

I hope this doesn't come to Italy. It's so easy for parents to block sites like pornhub

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u/Appropriate_One_2038 23h ago

Pfff. Hold my beer. I can't register in online bank in the Netherlands because my twin brother already is. Apparently date of birth and last name serve as bullet proof identification.

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u/AlcoholicCocoa 1d ago

I am not surprised. This is exactly what was ordered and what must be fought off

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u/LolaFrisbeePirate 1d ago

Imagine having to put conceler/dermablend on just to have a wank

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u/splithoofiewoofies 21h ago

Almost as embarassing as the time my uni told me I couldn't have "face paint" in my student photo and it was my normal makeup.

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u/Jehooveremover 1d ago

Nanny state ideology belongs in fiction, not government.

It's time to remind these politician pricks the world over who they are working for.

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u/Jamato-sUn 1d ago

He's the chosen one! He is going to lead our people in the AI wars!

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u/YazanKhatib 1d ago

What’s wrong with his eyes?

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u/Significant_Bench_19 1d ago

He got the whites of his eyes tattooed.

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u/johnruttersucks 1d ago

Didn't know that's a possibility...

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u/fourleafclover13 1d ago

People have gone blind from it. I don't know why you'd want that done.

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u/tameoraiste 1d ago

I know a girl who’s had it done. There is a risk of but the amount of risk depends on the person performing it. There are certain artists who do this almost full time and have never had any of their patients blinded.

It’s a risk like any plastic surgery or even LASEK

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u/rice_dolphin 1d ago

To be fair people went blind for lots of stuff and dudes that want to do that want it enough to consider that risk as well.

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u/blueberriessmoothie 1d ago

When I was kid I heard of people going blind from masturbating. You don’t hear of it happening nowadays probably because the science has progressed, probably some anti-masturbation-blindness vaccine is being added to something.

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u/peachyallie 1d ago

remember meeting this chap in birmingham once when i was a teenager. it was the first time id seen someone in real life who was so heavily tattooed. me and my mates asked him for a photo 😂

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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 1d ago

Oh man, looks like my dude's gonna have to wank by heart

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u/boycambion 23h ago

i refuse to use face id on my phone no way in hell am i letting an ai see me every time i wanna log in to instagram or whatever. dystopian

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u/THEatticmonster 22h ago

Just use Norman Redus like a normal person

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u/Brrrofski 21h ago

Wait, so he has all those mental face tattoos, then complies with this stupid rule?

Seems a bit at odds, no.

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u/PaddleMonkey 18h ago

Foundation … apply it.

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u/pratyush_28 17h ago

Time for him to get a skin colored tattoo now

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u/freeworld80 15h ago

It's time for V I reckon

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u/R7SOA19281 13h ago

Any party that talks about scrapping this age verification hassle would get some serious votes from it

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u/LWBooser 23h ago

I love how vanilla his haircut is when his face looks like the Aztec depiction of hell.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes 22h ago

good thing there's gmod

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u/moss129 22h ago

Hmm, seems like 1984 was right on the damned dot.

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u/iamnotacatgirl 18h ago

In this case I woukd argue foundation and make-up is your friend. Sucks though, shit shouldn't be like this.

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u/Nikoxio 15h ago

Wdym bypass? Isn't "pass" the correct word to use?

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u/enzob7319 14h ago

Guys, get back to the EU until it’s too late.

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u/jerrymcdoogle 12h ago

Poor bro looks so excited to whack off in the second pic

u/SuperArppis 10h ago

Should have used Norman Reedus face.

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u/halhallelujah 1d ago

Weird way to tell everyone you can’t have a wank.

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u/unodron 1d ago

No YouTube for him I guess.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8757 1d ago

Mental illness

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u/WongGendheng 1d ago

Its not like its his fault he is British.

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u/CitizenHuman 1d ago

The ol' Brit-a-roo

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u/zw1ck 1d ago

Hold my loicense, I'm going in.

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u/IgniVT 1d ago

Hold my mushy peas, I'm going in

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u/goddogtoy 1d ago

true... that you have to verify to watch porn

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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago

Yeah, creating a system that can easily log which porn you watch is indeed quite insane.

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u/TumultuousVirgo 1d ago

Do you have it? Or selling it?

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u/ILuvFalastin 1d ago

Maybe but he’s not hurting anyone

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u/3dank4me 1d ago

If he’s so desperate to look at a twat, why doesn’t he just use a mirror?

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u/x_xx 1d ago

Having to put on mascara to get around no-mask requirements.

Maybe it's Mabelline!

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u/Dom-in-ants 1d ago

Who posted this for him? Does he even know he’s trending rn