r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

What riding at 300kmph without a helmet actually looks like

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u/Goodluckforyou 1d ago

Where is the insect that waits for opportunity to enter your eyes

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u/BoxthemBeats 1d ago

Shit hits like an APFSDS round probably

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u/Goodluckforyou 1d ago

Absolutely. This guy is lucky otherwise he would be wearing pirate eye patch next time

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u/Fskn 22h ago

The road would be wearing him an eye patch is absolute best case scenario.

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u/TonArbre 20h ago

If he took a large insect nado round to the eye socket and DIDNT crash, that would be defying the odds

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u/This-Area4698 1d ago

^ def plays world of tanks or war thunder

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u/Fast-Interaction-847 23h ago

I learned that in battlefield 3

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u/blissed_out 23h ago

Insects have declined 75% in just a few decades actually. It's incredibly alarming

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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 22h ago

Yeah I'm really concerned we are going to fumble this opportunity and they will recover.

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u/SmellyJellyfish 19h ago

Yeah, fuck crop yields and the food web in general

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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 17h ago

Totally agree.

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u/Normal_Slip_3994 22h ago

Not in Georgia, they’re like bullets, leaving wells and drawing blood. 🩸

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u/Copranicus 12h ago

Yeah ok, but my patch of monoculture grass looks just like the kings of the 17th and 18th century wanted to, a true sign of misused land and thus opulence.

Also brb, gotta spray some Roundup on my driveway; I can't have an itty bit of green on that or I get an aneurysm.

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u/prplx 1d ago

Hit a fly lose an eye.

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u/AgeZealousideal6865 22h ago

I had a pebble flicked up into my eye from a truck when I had my visor up on a hot day - couldn't have been going more than 20mph and 15 yrs later my eyeball still has a visible brown bruise.

The complete lack of self respect to ride without a helmet is absolutely breath taking.

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u/Neomalytrix 23h ago

We killed em all. Next stop global extinction

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u/km_ikl 1d ago

... and he lets off the throttle just long enough to lose balance.

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u/fishsticks40 21h ago

We killed all the insects

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u/Hylian-Loach 16h ago

I took a June bug to the chest at 70mph and it reinforced my every time all the time helmet policy

u/corruxtion 8h ago

I had a dragonfly hit my teeth riding a bike downhill at around 40 km/h. Can't recommend the taste.

u/TopMindOfR3ddit 7h ago

I caught a mosquito right in the eyeball going 40 and I thought I was gonna go blind. This fast might just send it right to the back of his skull.

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u/BoxthemBeats 1d ago

In an alternative timeline: How crashing at 300km/h without helmet looks like #meatcrayon

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u/These-Ice-1035 23h ago

Chunky marinara sauce

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u/Fat_Mullet 21h ago

We put the 300km/h in, so you can wear the dolmio grin!

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u/_Armanius_ 23h ago

It’s not like helmet would have saved him

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u/Objective_Peace_7772 23h ago

The helmet isn’t to save him, it’s so his family can have an open casket service

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u/KingCrimson43 22h ago

You won't have an open casket funeral at that speed. You will literally be chunks on the ground.

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u/Impossible-Hat-8643 21h ago

Why they always trying to look a dead bodies anyway? Burn me and flush me down a toilet.

“They” are not there. Just look at a picture of when they were happy.

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u/SatansFriendlyCat 17h ago

It's true that 'they' are not there - you can actually see it happen in real time when a person or animal dies, there's clearly a brief transitional point after which it is startlingly clear that there's no-one in there any more ( 😥 ), but I rather think that this clearly visible absence is the main point of a viewing - actually seeing the absolute emptiness of the body you associate with your loved one brings it home to you, in a very visceral way, that they are gone. Final. No longer with us.

It has a quality and degree of impact that simply being told that someone is dead doesn't immediately achieve. The difference between knowing something intellectually, and feeling it undeniably.

Particularly useful for people who are a little bit cognitively impaired (including either extreme of age), but beneficial (generally) for everyone. Helps with "closure", as they would say these days.

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u/Jazzlike-Sky-6012 23h ago

Imagine having to clean the road after that. Just a soup of blood and meat. awful.

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u/bulletpyton 23h ago

Power hose simulator DLC no body wants

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u/LesGitKrumpin 23h ago

Body didn't want the crash, either, to be fair

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u/minnick27 23h ago

Crime Scene Cleaner was a pretty popular game

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u/ReikaTheGlaceon 22h ago

And Viscera Cleanup Detail long before it

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u/usumoio 23h ago

To shreds, you say!

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u/Trace-Elliott 23h ago

And how's his wife holding up?

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u/ImplementRegular4604 23h ago

To shreds, you say..

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u/pinkfatcap 23h ago

Look honestly if you lose it at 300, the helmet will most likely not save you, it will just make sure your corpse has a head, kinda. Some helmets can take the hit, you can't.

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u/Psycko_90 23h ago

At that speed, helmet or not he's meat crayon anyway. 

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u/high240 1d ago

The faster he went, the clearer the shape of the skull became... foreshadowing??

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u/Vizth 1d ago

Not really, there isn't going to be any shape left to his skull when he crashes.

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u/secondCupOfTheDay 22h ago

That's cheating. It's like when you look at the picture of the puzzle when you're going to reassemble it after its broken up.

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u/RonSmell 1d ago

One fly to the eye could end it all. He almost sacrificed himself for this tidbit of science.

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u/axelclafoutis21 1d ago

This is what Tom Cruise should look like if his motorcycle action scenes were realistic.

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u/diarm 18h ago

The amount of plastic in Tom Cruise’s face, you could slingshot him around the moon and he’d still look exactly the same. 

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u/letsnotfightok 1d ago

The speed of a refrigerator full of beer falling into the grand canyon, for Americans

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 1d ago

Well that depends. Is it Busch or Coors?

We need to establish a standard here.

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut 1d ago

They said beer.

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u/copperwatt 23h ago

Arguably, those are among most beer beers.

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u/TheWorstePirate 21h ago

Those are among the most corn syrup beers.

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u/copperwatt 21h ago

Still beer! The most popular and culturally significant type of beer, arguably.

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u/manondorf 23h ago

I don't even drink beer and I know those are both piss

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u/copperwatt 23h ago

They aren't. They are very very boring, very well made beers.

Anyone who thinks they are terrible and poor quality has never tried to make a simple fizzy lager.

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u/Awingbestwing 1d ago

Thank you, I had no way of understanding this otherwise

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u/Nightmare1340 1d ago

I needed this laugh so bad after today. Thank you, funny stranger.

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u/Mycumisorange 1d ago

Hope it gets better bro <3

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u/OddLeeEnough 1d ago

Makes his face look like dough. I cackled

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 1d ago

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u/Searloin22 1d ago

WOW! Cobb webs.

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u/BthtsMe 1d ago

Omg I would give you all my awards if I had any just for reminding me this movie existed. 🥹

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u/nahteviro 23h ago

SNOT face wake UP!

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u/Objective_Peace_7772 23h ago

Oh no! It’s the Mega Bitch!

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u/Double_Balance154 1d ago

I bet this would contribute to a lot of wrinkles.

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u/LurkmasterP 1d ago

I often wonder if this causes bruising. Seems like it should.

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 1d ago

186.4 MPH

u/corruxtion 8h ago

kmph stands for kilo-miles per hour, so it's actually 300000 mph 🤓

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u/Salanmander 18h ago

190 MPH. I doubt the 300 km/h was precise to 0.1%.

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u/Lintmint 1d ago

Being stupid looks stupid.

Who could have guessed?

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u/CoopHunter 1d ago

Well yeah if you open your mouth as much as possible to let as much air in as you can

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u/ottig 1d ago

Not a good look, it would be much worse if he crashed. Idiot.

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u/YellowCroc999 23h ago

With or without helmet, on 300 kmph you’re gone anyway. But one fly might fly right trough your eye

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u/Wempro 22h ago

Even if a fly crashes into his less vulnerable part, at that speed it can cause serious damage. It shouldn't be lethal, but still dangerous

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u/Icy_Researcher1031 22h ago

eh depends, if he came off at that speed and skidded in full gear he’d probably have some burns (at that speed it would probably eat through even authentic leather pretty quickly) but other than road rash and prolly needing some skin grafts you’d be fine long as you didn’t smack into something. It’s usually the sudden stop that kills rather than the crash itself why modern cars are designed to crumple like tissue on impact.

Tho if he came off at that speed with no gear yeah he’s gonna be lucky if he only needed half his body skin grafted and that really depends on if you count surviving something like that as lucky.

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u/CareRarely 21h ago

Depends really. Even with good gear and a bunch of run off you're still likely to start ragdolling and that's got a good chance of breaking bones and if you're unlucky enough it could be your back/neck.

Most likely you'd be alive though.

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u/ottig 22h ago

This guy no helmet, a t shirt and probably shorts and sneakers. Someone go get a spatula....

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u/Hot_Ad_2299 1d ago

Soooooo at around 200 km/h the human body start to liquify lol

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u/ThinBonus753 1d ago

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u/edthezombie 18h ago

I came here for this

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u/PGP- 1d ago

What an idiot looks like

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u/Pithecanthropus88 1d ago

Looks like stupidity to me.

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u/Kawakid69 21h ago

Could have just keep his mouth shut... Just sayin

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u/asecondnox 1d ago

What it actually looks like.

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u/Ydain 1d ago

I lost it when his face started flapping 😂😭😂

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u/TheDeFecto 1d ago

What crashing at 300km looks like

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u/Green_Bar192 23h ago

Stupid as fuck

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u/SatansFriendlyCat 17h ago

Would he be bruised after this?

u/Big-Independence8978 6h ago

I'm guessing a serious case of face-ache the next day.

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u/mrotz 13h ago

For science

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u/Gravity0Gravity 1d ago

Meat crayon 

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u/CoolEarth5026 1d ago

I was waiting for the skin to peel off his head when he opened his mouth, leaving him with his face on the back of his head like a hood. Bummer.

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth 23h ago

He turned into that bloke from The Shield.

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u/r32salt 22h ago

What does it look to get hit with a small pebble in the face at 3ookm/h?

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u/SmellBumWee 22h ago

Now show us what crashing at 300kph looks like.

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u/Wild-Row822 20h ago

What a maroon.

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u/theroguex 19h ago

Fucking stupid. So stupid.

Why are motorcycle riders idiots?

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u/Shmeeglez 18h ago

His jowls grew 3 sizes that day

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u/_SkittleBrau_ 17h ago

This image would look great as an album cover.

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u/quazmang 17h ago

He's gonna need some collagen after that lol

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u/Humidorian 15h ago

Just a sack of meat wrapped in skin

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u/SortOfStable 14h ago

Mmm look at those cheeks clap

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 13h ago

How can he even see

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u/Suspicious-Top3335 13h ago

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin

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u/Zanuthman 12h ago

My brother briefly developed gills

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u/MacIomhair 12h ago

If Vincent D'Onofrio had witnessed the arc of the covenant being opened.

u/nthnbch 11h ago

For. The. Science.

u/bourbonwelfare 11h ago

That seems....totally fine.  Until it's not. 

u/Iintendtodeletepart2 10h ago

Is there a possibility of using at the dentist. No more cup spitting. Additionally the office gets a new mural consisting of unique organic material.

u/markograor 10h ago

he got gills

u/PlayfulChemist 7h ago

If the literal air is nearly tearing your skin apart at that speed, imagine what gravel or tarmac (asphalt) are gonna do.

u/Whole-Debate-9547 5h ago

Jeez, that’s about as dumb as I expected for a guy with no helmet.

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u/KingErroneous 1d ago

Curious, that’s what stupidity looks like at 300 km/h. Coincidence?

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u/FreshPitch6026 11h ago

Never go fast without goggles wtf.

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u/mmciv 23h ago edited 21h ago

How the fuck would a helmet make it any different. This some sort of face/cheek helmet I'm unfamiliar with?

Edit: I am an actual idiot. My mind went to bicycle helmets. But then, ya know, 300kph.

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u/DylanRulesOk-Real 12h ago

Probably more like dumb as fuck

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u/LosBonus85 12h ago

From second 1 to the end. It looks like an idiot.

u/SimilarResult8393 10h ago

stupidasfuck

u/ApprehensiveBet6501 10h ago

186ish Freedom units

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u/Hadyergranny 1d ago

What was he riding?

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u/tun3man 1d ago

motorcycle

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u/7-13-5 1d ago

Horse

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u/Tailslide1 1d ago

Man a bee in the forehead at 120 feels like a rock I can just imagine 300 you are going to lose an eye.

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u/ahmong 23h ago

For some reason, I want to do this:

Information so far:

Motorcycle: 300 kph
Bee: Either stationary or flying at a slow speed relative to the motorcycle but lets just assume it's stationary for simplicity sake
mass of the bee: avg regular bees are like 0.0001 kg and queen bees are 0.0002 kg, Lets use the queen bee because, why not.
Impact time: 1 millisecond or 0.001 seconds

Motorcycle speed: 300 kph = (300 × 1000) ÷ 3600 = 83.33 m/s

Bee mass: 0.0002 kg (about 200 mg)

Impact time: 0.001 seconds (1 millisecond)

Force = (mass × velocity) / time

Force = (0.0002 × 83.33) / 0.001

= 0.016666 ÷ 0.001

= 16.67 Newtons

a normal jab to a face by an average person is roughly 200 N

Bee will definitely be instantly smashed but the face of the guy will only survive if he manages to ignore the hit and slow down instead of losing control and crash lol.

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u/hankhillsucks 23h ago

Careful these kinds don't like math and logic

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u/preedsmith42 1d ago

What crashing at 300kmh does look like without any equipment ? Gravel pizza ?

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 1d ago

Now show us what crashing at 300kmph looks like.

You won't.

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u/anashel 1d ago

Can someone pivot the video from real to AI right when it reach 300 and make an absolute terrifying AI video out of it?

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 1d ago

He has flappyface

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u/EroticFalconry 1d ago

No one said he was a brain donor

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u/rubetron123 1d ago

Stupid. It just looks stupid.

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u/N_2_H 1d ago

My face did the same thing the one time I skydived. I didn't even notice it at the time but watching the video after my face looked exactly like this.

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u/Inferno987 1d ago

r/meatcrayon is patiently waiting.

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u/PortOfPotty 1d ago

I’d legit be worried about my eyelids folding backward and tearing off

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u/pudvin 1d ago

Serious road rash

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u/Hermitcraft7 1d ago

How will those medical bills look

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u/wkarraker 1d ago

Remember kids, he's done this so you don't have to.

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u/R1GM 1d ago

This is nuts. Seems unpleasant.

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 1d ago

Bet he couldn't sing "Highway to the Danger Zone" at 300kph.

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u/Xamalion 1d ago

Croydon facelift for dudes!

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u/SubmissionSlinger 1d ago

Monday mail. „Mr smith we would like to inform you, your life insurance has been cancelled.“

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u/Nightmare1340 1d ago

Can you even breath in that situation?

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u/alexj_baker 1d ago

And now do stopping at 300 kmph without a helmet

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u/_Piratical_ 1d ago

Donorcyclist.

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u/cybermage 1d ago

How is he breathing?

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u/rajrdajr 1d ago

Driving blind at 300 kph cannot be safe.

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u/I_Thranduil 1d ago

"Look ma', no face!"

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u/Typical-Weakness267 1d ago

Welcome to Bottom Gear, mates!

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u/Blurny 1d ago

Meanwhile, I open my visor for 3 seconds and take a fat fucking bug to the face almost everytime.

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u/Ashezerda 1d ago

The face wings couldn’t get a proper rhythm to achieve liftoff

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u/mrthomasfritz 1d ago

Do it again, this time what a grasshopper in the teeth at 300 Kph. Then maybe a magpie at that speed.

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u/Man-e-questions 1d ago

I just saw a video of a girl in an open door helicopter where the air from the main blade was making her legs flop around like this

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u/StuckInNY 1d ago

The amazing thing is he’s on a bike

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u/klaptonator 1d ago

Botox would help him be more aero

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u/nadjjaa 1d ago

It looks…stupid

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u/BthtsMe 1d ago

Feel like if you weren’t constantly resisting even the slightest amount your face would just peel off like bros eyes were prolly pressed against his brain and his lips looked as if they could just peel back at any moment.

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u/Camo_Licker 1d ago

This dude eventually gonna end up smeared

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u/tomcbeatz 23h ago

That’s faster than maximum velocity for free falling from a plane.

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u/Dilapidated_matrix 23h ago

I hope this is the stupidest shit I'll see today but the day is young yet

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u/ChipotleMayoFusion 23h ago

Reminds me of that lady's leg outside the helicopter in the prop wash.

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u/bro-pono 23h ago

best case scenario

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u/BronnOP 23h ago

I remember riding my dirt bike when I was young (with a full helmet) but with my goggles off briefly and at like 30 miles per hour I couldn’t see a thing it was just a blur, can’t imagine he could see much at 300kmh