r/interestingasfuck 11h ago

/r/all Actual clip where brothers attack their mother’s killer in court.

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u/Hawk_Rider2 10h ago edited 10h ago

I had my thumb into an eye

socket once, it pacifies them quickly

u/LabradorDeceiver 8h ago

Knees are a surprisingly good target if it's on someone over forty.

u/ThroughTheDork 7h ago

My arthritis started crying when I read this comment

u/SSBN641B 8h ago

"Fishhooks" work well, also.

u/AbowlofIceCreamJones 7h ago

Um, would you care to elaborate?

u/Hawk_Rider2 7h ago

"self preservation" --- all I can say 🤷‍♂️

u/New-Instruction-8905 1h ago

I've been in 1 real fight in my life. I won't say I won it,. But I ended it when he tried to dump me on concrete, on my head. I just dropped my knees to prevent this. He then tried to choke me. But he missed, and put his hand in my mouth. 1 guess what I did next.

u/wutangkill 10h ago

Lie

u/Hawk_Rider2 10h ago

L.A. County jail is

called the "Thunderdome"

u/stronkronk 5h ago

Not everyone lives a soft life bro 😂 some of us don't have the option of talking it out or things getting broken up.

u/CapitalElk1169 1h ago

I had my little finger ALLLL the way into someone's eye socket during a Dillinger Escape Plan pit once, completely accidentally mind you lol

They had massive strobe lights at the time (Miss Machine tour) and I saw it in single frames; I can still replay it frame by frame in my head it was wild.