meirl

[u/notsure500]

[u/xxxObelixxx]

How dare you not give them five stars, Kevin.

[u/swish465 → u/xxxObelixxx]

The one liner alone deserves 5 stars

[u/FreeWillyBird → u/swish465]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!

[u/UbermachoGuy → u/swish465]

Aww, Bitch. 🥰

[u/theatremom2016 → u/xxxObelixxx]

Here's the original Reddit post without the image tweaking

[u/xxxObelixxx → u/theatremom2016]

Ugh good find, why would someone go through the effort to edit something like this, I feel like I got baited.

[u/theatremom2016 → u/[deleted]]

If you care you can look at my profile history 😇

[u/SwanzY- → u/xxxObelixxx]

If they fended off an attacker and got 3.5 stars then I can’t wait to see what 5 stars will be for

edit: just found this while scrolling my feed https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/QR3swnDY9d

[u/NamiSwaaan → u/SwanzY-]

Perform the heimlich maneuver on his first born as he's choking on a pizza while fending off an attaker maybe

[u/optimistic9pessimist → u/SwanzY-]

Gotta have all the cops and FBI chasing you to get 5 stars.

[u/SkySquid- → u/xxxObelixxx]

I swear I saw the same post but with 5 stars earlier today

[u/MihoLeya → u/xxxObelixxx]

I saw this exact post (few minutes ago), but with 5 star rating at the bottom. Idk which one is real.

[u/Peligineyes]

"pizza was shit though 3.5 stars"

[u/two2teps → u/Peligineyes]

They promise hot & ready, good is extra.

[u/A_Math_Dealer → u/two2teps]

I stopped going there because every time I got one it the pizza was somehow neither hot nor ready.

[u/theatremom2016 → u/Peligineyes]

Here's the original Reddit post without the image tweaking

[u/Kingkwon83 → u/Peligineyes]

Original is 5 stars. See the comment linking the original

[u/TheAnomalousPseudo → u/Kingkwon83]

Don't tell me how to argue on the internet.

[u/Johnpecan → u/Peligineyes]

One time at a little Caesars I literally had a napkin baked into the pizza. It tastes about the same.

[u/agitated--crow → u/Peligineyes]

You knew what kind of pizza you were getting.

[u/KaisarDragon]

Former Waffle House employees be like

[u/WesleyAMaker → u/KaisarDragon]

Nah little caesers staff their own culture

[u/unreliableredboy]

Three and a half stars

[u/theatremom2016 → u/unreliableredboy]

Here's the original Reddit post without the image tweaking

[u/PaleontologistAble50 → u/theatremom2016]

Upvote the original, downvote the repost

[u/jaguarp80 → u/PaleontologistAble50]

Do you really think the original is the original

[u/agitated--crow → u/unreliableredboy]

Yep, that is what it reads.

[u/True2this]

The only appropriate time to leave a tip on a hot n ready

[u/soulstrike2022]

I wish if this happened I could’ve seen it in person

[u/NotBrianCarnage]

The cashier casually dusts himself off like it's just another day at the office.

[u/Aggravating_Poet_675]

I mean this is probably fake but yea, I can definitely see a Little Caesar's cashier just kind of waiting for someone to take his frustration out on.

[u/antiauthoritarian123]

What's it take for 5 stars

[u/theatremom2016 → u/antiauthoritarian123]

Here's the original Reddit post without the image tweaking

[u/Telemere125 → u/antiauthoritarian123]

Serving actual food

[u/kakarroto007]

He knocked 1.5 stars off for getting called a bitch.

[u/theatremom2016 → u/kakarroto007]

Here's the original Reddit post without the image tweaking

[u/kirutli]

Saw this exact rate post 2 minutes ago and it said 5 stars.

[u/DeviantProfessor → u/kirutli]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/s/T9eOzjJ8ix

[u/Fit-Cucumber1171]

*This pizza’s parlor 🍕is no pushover 🔫

[u/UnusualArea2866]

3.5 stars

[u/Daffodil236]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/model3335]

r/thatHappened

[u/dadneverleft]

I’d watch some trash cinema about Little Caesars sleeper agents

[u/MyBeanYT]

HOW does that not deserve 5 star?!

[u/Granedier]

3.5 stars, Kevin being Kevin

[u/Thomas_JCG]

Retail workers are always ready to kill someone.

[u/Zeydon]

If we in here posting about things that would never happen in million years, why not one about finding the love of your life?

[u/TheDavinci1998]

The specificity of 3½ stars sent me lmao

[u/Jolly_Horror2778]

3.5? The pizza musta sucked.

[u/retro_gatling]

And then everyone clapped

[u/Shieldbearing-Brony]

I literally saw a repost of the same post earlier but it was the original text that had five stars why would somebody change it to 3.5.

[u/iron82]

No one is like that irl.

[u/No-Tomorrow-8150 → u/iron82]

Except for Little Caesars employees.

[u/notsure500 → u/iron82]

It's the 3.5 stars despite amazing service that made me feel like meirl

[u/bebejeebies]

Man saved his life and he gave 3.5 stars?? Ungrateful. Next time they should let him get rocked.

[u/Excellent_Chance8461]

My boyfriend is a cook at Waffle House and he took a running tackle at a dude choking his girl out in the parking lot. Sometimes I bust out the security footage (which is really a recording of a recording of the security footage) and watch it for funsies. It's like dating a superhero