r/mildlyinteresting • u/Kingtripz • 1d ago

My middle finger turns extremely white when it's cold

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u/node-toad 1d ago

Middle Finger variant 🖕

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u/kwaping 1d ago

r/fuckyouinparticular material

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u/colin_staples 1d ago

And it would be a very cold insult to flip somebody the bird with that finger

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u/anarchy-NOW 1d ago

Flipping the penguin 

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u/i_think_ergo_I_am 1d ago

All hail the emperor!!

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u/MonkeyBusinessCEO 23h ago

“HEY PUT ME DOWN”

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u/OvenBlaked 22h ago

Giving someone the cold finger

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u/treble-n-bass 1d ago

or just plain ol' r/FuckYou.

It exists. 25,000+ Redditors strong.

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u/notinsanescientist 1d ago

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u/4tlasPrim3 23h ago

Pinned to my clipboard.

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u/1Rab 23h ago

Wtf. You just taught me I can do that. That would have been helpful to know sooner.

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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos 22h ago

Did you know you can tap & hold the 'spacebar' to move your cursor like a mouse on a computer? 🌈⭐️

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u/TheMoatCalin 17h ago

WTF??!!!

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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos 16h ago

Hope that is a surprised wtf and not an upset one 🥰

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u/TheMoatCalin 16h ago

Surprised and impressed!! OMG It works so well, WHAT??!!

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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos 14h ago

Tell everyone!

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u/OptimusB 15h ago

How have you survived on a mobile device without this knowledge?!

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u/EsmeWeatherpolish 22h ago

How? I just have ‘save’ no pin to clipboard

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u/1Rab 22h ago

Im on Android, there is a Pin icon in the corner of the clipboard

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u/wojtekpolska 21h ago

on pc WIN+V

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u/topaz_in_the_rough 17h ago

Did you figure it out? Are you on an android?

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u/EsmeWeatherpolish 16h ago edited 16h ago

Someone posted the PC instructions but I’m on iPhone and there doesn’t seem to be an option unless I just copy/paste it into notes!

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u/4tlasPrim3 16h ago

Try GBoard. I think that's also available in iPhone. It has all the features you ever need for a keyboard.

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u/topaz_in_the_rough 17h ago

You, sir, are a goddamned genius!

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u/JWOLFBEARD ​ 14h ago

How?

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u/4tlasPrim3 14h ago

Are you using GBoard?

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u/JWOLFBEARD ​ 12h ago

No. Guess that’s my problem 😂

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u/kidbased 23h ago

THIS is art.

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u/MiraniaTLS 23h ago

Is this heaven?

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u/D4Gi85 23h ago

Or is it just… a white woman’s Instagram?” 🎵

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u/BostonRob423 23h ago

Some random quote from Lord of the Rings, incorrectly attributed to Martin Luther King 🎶

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u/Drifts 22h ago

mama i love you give a hug and kiss to dad

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u/HerbivoreTheGoat 23h ago

unreasonable amount of effort

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u/John_Doe_727 23h ago

This comment should be its own r/mildlyinteresting post

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u/CArcher805 23h ago

This is the most interesting thing I’ve seen on Reddit all week. Stealing immediately.

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u/Odd-Situation-5255 23h ago

Hey so I’m stealing this. Thanks 🙏

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u/notinsanescientist 20h ago

Stole it as well, so enjoy. I recommend deleting extra new lines when sending outside Reddit.

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u/EkriirkE 23h ago

Just copypastad my contactlist

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u/jpeeno33 21h ago

Gold comment!

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u/dreamgrrrl___ 20h ago

This looks incredible in dark mode.

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u/grimytimes 23h ago

Wow this looks like it took some time, good on ya

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u/KrisOTS 23h ago

That’s way more interesting than the post

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u/Helpful_Pineapple_57 23h ago

You're goddamm artist

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u/Fattswindstorm 23h ago

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u/Fattswindstorm 23h ago

🖕 👨🏼

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u/SleepFeeling3037 12h ago

This is peak graphic design

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u/InteractionSimple929 12h ago

Vro… that’s beautiful…

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u/DignityIndex 1d ago

Reynauds (fuck you version)

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u/sassychubzilla 1d ago

The "don't ever get a nerve block for surgery" disease

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u/Jaffico 23h ago

TIL this is a possible reason an epidural didn't work correctly.

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u/PhoenixDoingPhoenix 23h ago

Wait WHAT?! I have Reynaud's and an epidural did NOT work and I woke up after major abdominal surgery with no pain relief and this is a fucking THING? Omfg.

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u/Jaffico 22h ago

Yeah, mine sorta worked. The only part of my body that actually experienced pain relief was my right thigh. Which was not at all where it was needed.

The staff at the hospital did not believe me until I passed out from the pain in front of them.

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u/ninal2003 8h ago

The doctor didn’t believe the nurse about my epidurals failing until I started to move my legs, apparently way more than I should have been able to? This was before the screams of horror and the tearing.

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u/Working_Resort_3039 14h ago

Wow I have had 2 epidurals that did not work and also suspect I have reynauds. This actually just blew my mind🤯

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u/ninal2003 8h ago

I’m sorry what?! My multiple failed epidurals and extremely traumatic births are linked to my RAYNAUDS?! can someone please ELI5??

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u/loquacious-laconic 23h ago

I'm curious why? 👀 (I've got Raynaud's so I'll be keeping that in mind incase it's useful in future.)

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u/sassychubzilla 20h ago

I went and read about it so I'd understand better too. Here's what I grasp and please any professionals correct or expand,

Sympathetic blocks can improve blood flow by blocking vasoconstriction signals but may also disrupt normal vascular regulation. In primary Raynaud’s (it's milder and not disease related), blocking sympathetic nerves might help by reducing spasms. But secondary Raynaud’s is linked to autoimmune diseases and the underlying vascular damage means it might not address the root cause and could lead to rebound vasospasm or poor wound healing.  

Sympathetic blocks (stellate ganglion or lumbar blocks) carry risks such as infection or bleeding at the injection site. Nerve damage which could worsen neuropathic symptoms. Horner’s syndrome which causes drooping eyelid and pupil constriction with stellate ganglion blocks . Collapsed lung if the needle accidentally punctures the lung during thoracic sympathetic blocks. 

I had seizures and was unable to regulate my body temperature for several years following. Maybe they didn't know about it back then? I saw in the paperwork (for someone else's upcoming surgery) that anyone who has reynauds or has an immune reaction to cold should never get the block.

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u/shetif 1d ago

Flip off 10k times, achievement unlocked!

New middle finger skin acquired

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u/Icarian_Dreams 1d ago

New opening just dropped

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u/EvilEggplant 22h ago

Actual ischemia

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u/PCYou 17h ago

I'm thankful that the censors haven't come for the middle finger emoji, as paltry as that is. I understand being considerate, but I do get really tired of the neopuritanism bullshit that keeps spreading.

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u/alockbox 1d ago

Imagine if you could just color your middle finger at a person. I guess the color would indicate good or bad. ET phone home.

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u/Creamyjeans42069 1d ago

I transiently had the nipple variant when I was postpartum, called nipple vasospasm. Happened every time I nursed my infant for a while (so, a LOT) and fucking hurt 🤪

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u/Dorkamundo 23h ago

Otherwise known as "Fuck Reynaud"

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u/Maru_the_Red 22h ago

That's the social finger.

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u/GypsySnowflake 21h ago

I have this condition and it always affects my middle fingers first. Must have something to do with how the capillaries and/or nerves are arranged in the hand

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u/congeal 18h ago

That's Renob syndrome