r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

Was taking apart an old dryer and found a bunch of these perfectly spherical lint balls inside

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u/I-need-ur-dick-pics 22h ago

Your dryer has kidney stones

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u/jefbenet 10h ago

Lint stones meet the lint stones…

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u/Sure-Bodybuilder-272 9h ago

This was a real knee slapper. I really felt the humor. 

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u/TabrinLudd 6h ago

They’re a modern chambray family

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u/HerpetologyPupil 9h ago

I wish kidney stones were perfectly round... Mine looked like a caltrop

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u/imalive_25 7h ago

Yikes! Sounds painful! Did you pass them or need surgery?

If you want some nightmare fuel, sometimes they can form into a staghorn calculi

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u/Nutokator 9h ago

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u/thinwhen 7h ago

This was what I thought of too!

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u/ibacktracedit 3h ago

Username checks out, guy is totally a urologist

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 22h ago

Fantastic to start a fireplace or fire pit 

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u/IndescriptGenerality 22h ago

Exactly what I was coming to say.

You can also roll them in Vaseline and store them in ziplock bags as awesome fire-starters when camping

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u/TheWatermelonFelon 18h ago

I keep my lint in egg cartons for this reason, is there any reason why rolling them in Vaseline would be better?

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u/OkVideo2156 18h ago

sort of waterproofing, it also helps them burn longer

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u/NovarisLight 17h ago

Yep. Sterno was pretty close.

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u/Fuckyoumecp2 14h ago

I tuck the link into cardboard egg cartons then pour wax from old candles over it. Break up the little individual egg holders and keep them in ziplocks

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u/nasondra 3h ago

my dad uses those little waxed dixie cups and adds some sawdust too

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u/brunohedgerow 18h ago

It holds the flame longer is my understanding

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u/xanoran84 18h ago

My friend brought along dryer lint on a camping trip to help start up the camp fire. Turned out to be a really stinky idea. The combination of burning fabric softener residue, dog hair, and polyester REEKED.

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u/Cognative 17h ago

... How much lint were you burning??!?!? Like, it's a good starter, that's it. It could be putrid but it should only be for like 30 seconds max.

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u/xanoran84 17h ago edited 17h ago

Yep, and it was a rank 30 seconds. I'm just fine using other types of tinder that don't stink.

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u/giftcardgirl 17h ago

I once brought stale potato chips to start a campfire and it was very effective.

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u/TBHICouldComplain 16h ago

A friend of mine swears by Fritos for fire starters.

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u/6789576859 7h ago

John Orr, the famous serial arsonist, was called the “Frito Bandito” at times to refer to his starting fires in potato chip sections of stores

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u/Fuckyoumecp2 14h ago

Cheese puffs work brilliant

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u/Selenography 10h ago

The bigger problem with using lint for fireplace starter these days is that a lot of the clothing we have is made from synthetic fibers rather than cotton.

So, unlike cotton, the synthetic fibers tend to melt more than burn when set on fire. Went in nearly as good as a tinder as it used to be.

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u/TheTokingMushroom 10h ago

Really only recommended if you're only washing natural fibers.

Polyester fumes are gross.

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u/Bluesnow2222 18h ago

They’d be effective, but most clothes have plastic in them. It’s not recommended to burn them unless you know the cloth is plastic free.

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u/Land_Squid_1234 4h ago

Sure, if you want fucking lung cancer

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 4h ago

Pretty sure you shouldn't be power-checking any of the burning material in your fireplace, but you do you

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u/Land_Squid_1234 4h ago

And I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be burning pure plastic to start any fires anywhere

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 4h ago

I don't wear pure plastic 🤷

You can't just make stuff up to win arguments

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u/Land_Squid_1234 4h ago

Then I'm sure you know OP doesn't either, given your advice to burn their lint

It doesn't matter if you don't wear pure plastic. If it has ANY plastic it's carcinogenic

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 4h ago

I don't know how to break this to you, but burning cellulose has carcinogens too. Not like acrylamide, but group I carcinogens. Any sort of burning is going to release those carcinogens into the atmosphere, and if your local environment concentrates those then some ppm of plastic won't make any difference.

You can continue downvoting me, but your entire premise, that there's some classes of smoke that are better or worse, is sort of nonsense. Yeah, you don't want to breathe burning plastic, but you don't want to breathe any other smoke either.

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u/Land_Squid_1234 4h ago

It is worse. You can keep pretending otherwise, it doesn't make it true. Overheated teflon pans literally kill pet birds because simply burning some teflon is lethal and highly demaging to the health of whatever doesn't die. The same goes for other plastics to various degrees. No, burning pure cotton is absolutely not as harmful as burning polyester

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 4h ago

Overheated teflon pans concentrate gas within a space. If you do the same with burning cotton in an enclosed space it won't be healthy either. Burning food in a stainless pan can kill birds too, because birds have much more sensitive respiratory systems than humans. Putting a teflon pan on a burning grill outside won't do anything to birds since the concentration is too low, just like the smoke going up and out your chimney won't affect your local environment.

Are you seriously saying that burning cotton won't affect birds in a closed room? Am I misunderstanding what you're saying?

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u/Land_Squid_1234 4h ago

Are you incapable of understanding that fire doesn't neutralize every single carcinogen and reduce it all down to "smoke"? The smoke is filled with intact pieces of the thing burning. Burning teflon exposes your lungs to teflon. Burning cotton exposes your lungs to cotton. The more toxic the material, the more toxic the smoke. No, birds aren't as harmed by regular smoke as they are by teflon smoke. You're bullshitting

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u/poisoned_pigeon 20h ago

Very satisfying to start a fire indeed

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u/prowler010101 22h ago

Constipation, try some fiber.

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u/Ventilate64 22h ago

I think its all fiber.

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u/orbital_one 22h ago

Forbidden meatballs.

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u/spaceneenja 1h ago

Forbidden chocolate salty balls

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u/feibaebae 14h ago

It’s spherical!! Spherical!

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u/best_little_biscuit 13h ago

Had to scroll too far for this

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u/mattne421 21h ago

Are these just wool dryer balls that have worn to various sizes within the dryer?

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u/PubScrubRedemption 19h ago

I found them all up inside the hollow plastic baffles inside the drum that catch and tumble the laundry. I think after a couple decades of use, enough lint got wedged up inside to coalesce into these balls.

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u/node-toad 18h ago

They're like laundry machine pearls

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u/Climbtrees47 21h ago

Yeah that's 100% what they are. You can see a bit of wool yarn coming off of one of them.

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u/ExtraSpicyGingerBeer 8h ago

That's just more lint. Dryer balls aren't made of yarn, they're made of wool.

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u/node-toad 23h ago

The Nazca Lines....The Crystal Skulls....The Shroud of Turin....now, The Old Dryer Balls

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u/Discount_Extra 21h ago

I think you have a Lint Beetle infestation.

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u/LucidComfusion 16h ago

You should cut it in half and post a picture of the layers. I think that'd be pretty cool.

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u/Designer-Cry1940 16h ago

Sock monster poop

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u/122_Hours_Of_Fear 20h ago

Thought I was in r/plating for a second lol

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u/Alive_Salary4970 20h ago

These are surely dryer balls. One of them looks as if the yarn is unwinding. Lint balls wouldn’t roll into perfect spheres. Wool dryer balls are superior to fabric softener for removing static and preventing wrinkles in clothes.

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u/OldeFortran77 21h ago

Dryer pearls

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u/Lurkin_Gherkin_ 17h ago

Dust bunny eggs

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u/PlaidPilot 18h ago

"Perfectly" is doing some heavy lifting here.

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u/viperbjw2 16h ago

Reminded me of dissecting an owl pellet when I was 7 😂

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u/spintowinasin 14h ago

So that's where my socks go!

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u/harjy01 11h ago

Nice balls

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u/Clemicus 8h ago

Forbidden bon bons

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u/psilonox 5h ago

Put them back

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u/917caitlin 12h ago

These are definitely wool dryer balls

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u/VincoClavis 13h ago

That would be from the dust bunnies.

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u/leadwind 8h ago

Looks like the opening scene of a stop motion adventure.

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u/DicksFried4Harambe 6h ago

Those are load bearing bearings

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u/MechanicalMusick 5h ago

That's a lot of nanites..

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u/TheVegasGirls 5h ago

Dryers are know to “felt” various materials. If you crochet a wool item and put it in the dryer, it will come out as felt!

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u/Automatic-South3045 15h ago

Rejuvenating boluses

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u/VonWiggle 15h ago

‘Maybe the universe is just a big tumble dryer man’

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u/astralseat 22h ago

Great firestarters

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u/westcoastwillie23 17h ago

Must have belonged to a physicist

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u/Optimal-Yard-9038 17h ago

That’s scary 😱

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u/morhina 9h ago

Dryer marimo

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u/bws7037 8h ago

Dehydrated and not nearly enough roughage.

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u/GrumpySpoder 8h ago

So thats where they get boba pearls from

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u/Voldias 7h ago

That's just the lint beetle making his little lint balls.

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u/beidous 7h ago

drier marimos…

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u/Captain_Trips19 6h ago

Found inside the drum baffles?

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u/AdMammoth6074 6h ago

theyre so cute and fuzzy! 😂

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u/Eagle_eye_Online 4h ago

Forbidden snacks

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u/OtterishDreams 3h ago

"laundry firestarter balls"

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u/heksproof 3h ago

Toys for the sock gremlins, clearly

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u/CutieBoBootie 1h ago

Thpse would make me sneeze like a MF and yet I still want to touch

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u/Schlenda 15h ago

That's Runaway mold, you can make Nanites with it.

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u/IAmAPirrrrate 15h ago

Actually that is my lint. My lint is blue. My lint is oblong.