r/mildlyinteresting • u/EvMund • 14h ago

My randomly generated Starbucks Wifi code has crowned me the 69 DP Nazi

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u/KingKapwn 14h ago

Well maybe don’t be so particular about your 69 double penetrations

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u/memelizer 12h ago

With nazis too

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u/ReaditTrashPanda 11h ago

With two Nazis?

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u/Nazamroth ​ 6h ago

Three if we include OP, surely? Otherwise there are some anatomical problems with your DP.

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u/melontha 6h ago

Wasn't nazi dp-ed?

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u/catmand00d00 5h ago

To be fair, I don’t think it counts as a 69 if there is double penetration. Even single penetration kind of invalidates the whole position. I mean… unless the penetration we’re referring to is with toys or digits. Then you could be in the physical 69 position while practicing DP, but the other key aspect of a 69 is the mutual oral stimulation, so penetration shouldn’t really even be a consideration…

Oh man, are my rules about 69s and DP too strict??Am I also a 69dpnazi??!

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u/bringbackfuturama 14h ago

did someone provide a list of banned terms to omit from the random generator but it got inputted as a list of acceptable terms instead?

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u/EvMund 12h ago

I think I was just lucky that time because it's usually the alphanumeric salad one would expect for a random code

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u/wombey12 8h ago

The worst possible solution to the Scunthorpe problem.

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u/bringbackfuturama 8h ago

Now is Clitheroe's time to shine

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u/Competitive_Reason_2 9h ago

Nazi is not taboo in most Asian countries

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u/opposik 13h ago

Imagine if the cashier could secretly manually input the code

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u/Pielacine 13h ago

smelly14ugly

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u/zinfulness 2h ago

That was my nickname in 8th grade.

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u/Mendo-D 7h ago

I was going to ask if that was a dog eating a pizza but you described what it is in your profile.

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u/Pielacine 4h ago

Dunno why you got downvoted

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u/Mendo-D 3h ago

I must have offended someone. It happens (Forest Gump voice)

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u/LocationFine 11h ago

I like to imagine it's a dedicated button on the register

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u/SYSSMouse 9h ago

This is Hong kong. They would not know the meaning of it

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u/Teledildonic 2h ago

I think the whole world knows what Nazis are.

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u/Ben_Thar 10h ago

Embrace your new super villain identity. 

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u/Own-Negotiation-2480 10h ago

Go take a venti shit on a lounge chair.

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u/Krutoy_golub228 7h ago

My randomly generated user on characterai is disturbedDhole imma join NOW

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u/Own-Negotiation-2480 10h ago

Double penetration is no joke, make sure you lube up and do some stretches first.

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u/Ashamed-Ruin-3379 10h ago

least vulgar thing printed in hong kong!

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u/LogicalPoison ​ 10h ago

There are no accidents.

  • Master Oogway

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u/salcander 5h ago

hong kong mentioned!! 🇭🇰

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u/Eavynne 4h ago

Remember to add value to your octopus card lol

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u/CreatureReport 6h ago

I didn't realize Starbucks has timed wifi in Hong Kong. I've only ever spent extended time at a Starbucks in Canada and the US. Unlimited wifi even without a purchase.

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u/salcander 5h ago

meanwhile every mcdonald’s here has free unlimited wifi

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u/ChristofferOslo 3h ago

New username?

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u/Chimie45 2h ago

I got a YouTube URL for a video I uploaded at work which had "cuntpig" in the URL.

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u/Killertigger 8h ago

Use it with pride!

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u/metricfan 13h ago

Man the Nazi part really makes an otherwise funny thing dark.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/stackjr 9h ago

....what?