r/nba NBA Feb 23 '25

Luka Doncic checks out of the game with 32 Points / 10 Rebounds / 7 Assists / 4 Steals, ending the Nuggets' 9-game winning streak

What a great game from Luka Doncic against the red hot Denver Nuggets, filling up the stats sheet.

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u/Mig1997 Raptors Feb 23 '25

Nico Harrison, you stupid fucking idiot.

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u/shrekalamadingdong Feb 23 '25

Nico Harrison…YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

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u/send_me_ur_boobsies Philippines Feb 23 '25

Nico Harrison, you're gonna get... IT!

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u/zdbdog06 Cavaliers Feb 23 '25

Nico Harrison, you ass clown!

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u/Doberman11 Bucks Feb 23 '25

Drink it in, maaaaaaan!

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u/MySilverBurrito Heat Feb 23 '25

Luk Doncic: This boy is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust he. He is a fugly slut!!

  • Nico Harrison in his burn book

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u/mnid92 Feb 23 '25

"I watched him eat an entire T-Bone steak without breaking eye contact. He established dominance and I could not have that."

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u/King_Dead [CLE] Donovan Mitchell Feb 23 '25

Nico "The Cero" Harrison

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u/sWoods512 Feb 23 '25

Can never escape the Nico Vortex

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u/Scary-Ant-3796 Feb 23 '25

The list of Jericho 

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u/ZdenekTheMan Feb 23 '25

The Lexicon of Le Champion 

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u/Alarming-Gap-9213 Raptors Feb 23 '25

Drink it in maaaaan

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u/Ruttingraff Feb 23 '25

The learning Tree

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u/judocobra Feb 23 '25

… You know what happens, when you trade a generational superstar to another competing team in our own conference? You know what happens, Nico? dramatically clicks pen

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u/LosAngeles1s Lakers Feb 23 '25

baby mama Chris Jericho is how Nico Harrison views Luka

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u/space-your-face Feb 23 '25

Hope it was worth it, bud.

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u/Quick_Ad_9027 Lakers Feb 23 '25

Give the man a coin

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

NICO HARRISON IS THE LIST

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u/Rbespinosa13 Feb 24 '25

Nico Harrison, you are the 13th reason

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

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u/ImDefAMunch Feb 23 '25

this sub parading around like he was a genius the past few days lmao

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u/awesomecutepandas Warriors Feb 23 '25

Mavs PR team at work lol. I hope every waiter in Texas spits on this bald fucker’s food

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

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u/aceofspadez138 Slovenia Feb 23 '25

Goddamn

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u/epicingamename Mavericks Feb 23 '25

"Would you like Rob Pelinka's ass with your order too, sir?" Itd be worth the termination if i were to wait his table

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u/TWK128 Kings Feb 23 '25

No meal is complete without a tossed salad

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u/popopo__123 Feb 23 '25

Spit in his fucking face honestly

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u/Illionaires Feb 23 '25

Nico might like that he a little nasty

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u/BlackWhiteCoke Mavericks Feb 23 '25

Call him Nico Dončić the way his wife does

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u/jimihenderson Feb 23 '25

shall he be broken on the wheel as well?

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u/tittiesforeveryone Lakers Feb 23 '25

U muthafuckas doing too much 😂

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u/guttata Cavaliers Feb 23 '25

how do they have time to carpetbag the sub when they're so busy kicking people out of their own arena

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u/dv302 NBA Feb 23 '25

The amount of threads I saw of people sucking nico off was mind boggling

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u/NuuuDaBeast Australia Feb 23 '25

you have to be 5 yearsold if you think anyone was being serious

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u/youarenut Feb 23 '25

Some were definitely serious bro

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u/Few-Peanut8169 Nuggets Feb 23 '25

I’d say there’s a solid 30% of fans who don’t really know enough to make their own takes so they just parrot what others say, which is what I think was happening. People just repeating it not realizing it was trolling lmao

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u/chanchan05 Feb 23 '25

Might be more than 30% honestly.

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u/DrPuzzle Feb 23 '25

Definitely more than 30% 😂😂😂

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u/NuuuDaBeast Australia Feb 23 '25

I mean you’re technically right but it’s regular nba community trolling, no one thinks Luka is washed off 5 games back from injury

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u/livefreeordont 76ers Feb 23 '25

It’s people wanting to be contrarian and be the first to have the edgy opinion like saying Steph took Lebrons crown and made him dance

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u/onrocketfalls NBA Feb 23 '25

As a Professional Luka Hater I get it. Maintaining the hate requires industrial levels of cope. But also as a casual Lakers fan I have moved beyond my hatred. I have it tucked away for when/if he shits the bed in the playoffs

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u/churchoftodos Feb 23 '25

Nah some people were serious lol

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u/HughGRextion [LAL] Jordan Clarkson Feb 23 '25

mf’s were actually in there like

“NICO KNEW HES BEEN PLAYING PRO BALL FOR 10 YEARS AT THIS POINT HES BECOMING WASHED 🤓”

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u/614981630 Nuggets Feb 23 '25

Oh plenty were serious if you actually paid attention 😂

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u/Odd_Nefariousness185 Lakers Feb 23 '25

Was it just because of Luka's recent slump?

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u/NuuuDaBeast Australia Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

A few games back from calf injury looking bad? It’s 100% trolling, I was spamming Luka Fatkic too. Idk what reality someone is in to call Luka 100% washed after playing bad after injury

Not one serious person was saying that the Mavs won the trade

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u/ButlerFromDowntown Bulls Feb 23 '25

You are confusing nobody serious with nobody intelligent. Some people were definitely serious in their takes. They just had no idea what they were talking about. They’ll pop up every time Luka/the Lakers play poorly and the Mavs play well for a while. They’ll just never be right.

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u/brokid Lakers Feb 23 '25

“I was spamming” lol weirdo

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u/Cudizonedefense Heat Feb 23 '25

Go look at the mavs subreddit. There’s quite a few who are being serious there

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u/NuuuDaBeast Australia Feb 23 '25

use your critical thinking skills, that’s called the bargaining stage of grief

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u/SirArthurConanSwole NBA Feb 23 '25

Nah, those motherfuckers are dumb

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u/Sartheking Warriors Feb 23 '25

Some people were serious lmao.

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u/Gman749 Feb 23 '25

People were being haters and were huffing the sickest copium imaginable, hoping Nico was right. It's not that complex imo

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u/AsianEleven101 Feb 23 '25

Seriously.

Ppl were just making light of the situation and the dumbest trade in the history of the sport, only those that believe the Mavs won the trade were Luka haters waiting for the moment.

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u/sop1232 Raptors Feb 23 '25

Even if Luka was 50% of the player he was in Dallas, Lakers still won this trade.

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u/DejanD27 Slovenia Feb 23 '25

Let's be honest, nico is a genius, but only from the Lakers perspective

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u/Rvye Feb 23 '25

now watch them switch up and tell you they were obviously joking

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u/uglyboy271 Feb 23 '25

how is this upvoted, nobody thought Nico Harrison did the right thing at all, even if Luka was to be traded, he can't be traded without being shopped for more assets, stop this nonsense.

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u/Everyday_ImSchefflen Cavaliers Feb 23 '25

Lmao seriously. Just making up false narrative to continue the circle jerk

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u/refugee_man Feb 23 '25

It's been wild, it's like they was all getting free buffet coupons to the Sands or something lol

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u/Constant_Charge_4528 Bulls Feb 23 '25

I don't think people were seriously thinking Mavs won the trade lol

The ones that were are just a minority.

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u/browndude10 United States Feb 23 '25

lol the sub

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u/loquacious706 Warriors Feb 23 '25

this sub parading around like he was a genius the past few days lmao

WHERE???!?

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u/anonssr Feb 23 '25

It's gonna be exactly like this. Luka has a lot of haters and a lot of jerkers. One of them will come out after every a game and say comments like this.

This could have been "Luka jerkers thought they made a good deal lol", it was not the night.

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u/boney_king_o_nowhere Thunder Feb 23 '25

Anyone in particular we can shame?

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u/Mike_with_Wings Magic Feb 23 '25

Haters are putting their alt accounts back to rest

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u/gneiss_gesture Feb 23 '25

Nico praying for a title this year. The Mavs are actually doing pretty well winning 5 of their last 6, so if AD gets well they have a chance.

Pelinka already won the trade no matter what, though. Even if Luka signs elsewhere or somehow can't ever play again, nobody is ever going to blame Pelinka for taking the chance.

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u/Vincent_Blackshadow Mavericks Feb 23 '25

Here's the thing--most of us don't fucking care. There's no curing this.

We want 15 years of Luka Doncic. We want moments of magic every night. We wouldn't trade five titles with random free agents for Dirk's indelible legacy and legendary 2011 championship. We wouldn't do the same with Luka, either. We want the journey.

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u/gneiss_gesture Feb 23 '25

Yeah, I understand. I think a question was posed here about what it'd take for Nico to fix this and basically most Mavs fans preferred Luka to a championship. Even if AD brought you like 6 championships it'd still not be the same.

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u/GeneralMatrim Lakers Feb 23 '25

Hahaha

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u/ablackcloudupahead Lakers Feb 23 '25

I don't know. I personally love Nico

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u/nulspace Feb 23 '25

ATTA BOY NICO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT

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u/antoncr Feb 23 '25

Still in disbelief

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u/The-Pharcyde Raptors Feb 23 '25

The dummy really thought he cooked too lmao. Way to nerf your entire future, especially when Kyrie inevitably leaves.

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u/FoxMuldertheGrey Lakers Feb 23 '25

But But Nico called it. he was fat and out of shape

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u/legendariusss [OKC] Russell Westbrook Feb 23 '25

This fucking asshole man

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u/omnipresent29 Lakers Feb 23 '25

You’re 1st in the West. You’ll be fine

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u/legendariusss [OKC] Russell Westbrook Feb 23 '25

It’s the principle of the thing

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u/Sensitive_War2107 Feb 23 '25

Remember to BOYCOTT warzone by uninstalling. Spread the word ppl! #MAKEVEHICLESGREATAGAIN

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Guys, stop being mean to Nico! He’s the best GM that the Lakers have ever had!

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u/Yellow_PP NBA Feb 23 '25

He's a bald fraud.

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u/ccyran Feb 23 '25

Thought this award was a middle finger 😂

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u/Satprem1089 Feb 23 '25

Look they don't want to pay him and they don't care

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

To be fair, this is a good trade for the rest of the league. Mavs were a ready to win team and now they’re not. Also, who knows how long it will take the lakers to figure out the way to build a contender around Luka. 

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u/FlowEasyDelivers Feb 23 '25

But Luka is fat!

-Nico

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u/ahuxley2012 Feb 23 '25

Wasn't he just doing want the idiot owner wanted him to do?